Thursday, April 18, 2024
MOVERS & SHAKERS

Morons of the Moment 2024 – Filthy Fylde Conservative Association

As man-pestering Mark Menzies, the MP they have supported since 2008, is exposed for yet more sordid sexual shenanigans, the Fylde Conservative Association yet again prove themselves a bunch of nutty nincompoops by sharing tweets about “vile degenerates” making “sexually explicit” comments.
MOVERS & SHAKERS

Lettuce & Jam – Which’ll end up having lasted longer? The Liz Truss lettuce or Meghan Markle’s jam?

As meddling minx Meghan Markle gets mocked about her jaunt into jam and loopy lettuce-loathing loon Liz Truss gets mocked about bumbling like a buffoon about her book, Samantha Markle speaks exclusively to ‘The Steeple Times’ about her soppy, self-centred sister.
THE FOG

Talking Claudia Lawrence – ‘Crime Suspect’ on Talk TV 2024

Matthew Steeples on discussing the disappearance of Claudia Lawrence fifteen years ago in York on TalkTV’s ‘Crime Suspect’ with esteemed former detective Peter Bleksley.
OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR

An Airhead’s Tardis – Hidden House In Knightsbridge Once Home To Donna Air For Sale For £14.5 Million

Tardis-like hidden house in Knightsbridge once home to ‘airhead’ Donna Air – who once amusingly asked The Corrs: “Where did you all meet?” – for sale for £14.5 million (or 383% more than it was ‘worth’ in 2003).

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EDITORIAL

Editorial comment from Matthew Steeples

EDITORIAL

Steeple Talk – Matthew Steeples on TalkTV, Madeleine McCann

Matthew Steeples joins Peter Bleksley, Martin Brunt and Shabnam Chaudri to discuss the Madeleine McCann case and the latest trial of Christian Brueckner on unrelated charges on TalkTV.
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EDITORIAL

Booking Maxwell – Ghislaine Maxwell To Pen Memoir

Matthew Steeples asks: “Is it acceptable for mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell to profit from her crimes in penning a memoir?”
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EDITORIAL

Bernie Ecclestone – Convicted Criminal Fraudster

Matthew Steeples remarks on the conviction of Bernie Ecclestone; a diminutive dwarf who’ll go down in history as a convicted criminal fraudster.
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THE ROLL CALL

A list of influence

OBSERVERS

PERSONALITIES

CREATIVES

BUSINESS

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EDITORIAL

Editorial comment from Matthew Steeples

Steeple Talk – Matthew Steeples on TalkTV, Madeleine McCann

Matthew Steeples joins Peter Bleksley, Martin Brunt and Shabnam Chaudri to discuss the Madeleine McCann case and the latest trial of Christian Brueckner on unrelated charges on TalkTV.
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Booking Maxwell – Ghislaine Maxwell To Pen Memoir

Matthew Steeples asks: “Is it acceptable for mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell to profit from her crimes in penning a memoir?”
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Bernie Ecclestone – Convicted Criminal Fraudster

Matthew Steeples remarks on the conviction of Bernie Ecclestone; a diminutive dwarf who’ll go down in history as a convicted criminal fraudster.
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OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR

Luxury and the arts

Acting & Alternators – Which ‘Famous Faces’ Have Profited Most From Their Motors?

Vintage dealer David Lennox on ‘famous faces’ who’ve made significant profits in the world of classic cars; he also gives some advice about a key feature in a classic car – its alternator.
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An Airhead’s Tardis – Hidden House In Knightsbridge Once Home To Donna Air For Sale For £14.5 Million

Tardis-like hidden house in Knightsbridge once home to ‘airhead’ Donna Air – who once amusingly asked The Corrs: “Where did you all meet?” – for sale for £14.5 million (or 383% more than it was ‘worth’ in 2003).
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Five of the Best – Characterful Cottages; From £300,000 to £1.75 million

Matthew Steeples selects five characterful English cottages currently for sale priced from £300,000 to £1.75 million.
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THE ROLL CALL

A ranked assembly of individuals of note along with details of their achievements and quirks

Julian Sessé, ‘The Belgravia Butler’ (1906 – 1970, murdered by meat cleaver)

Belgian born butler Julian Sessé was said to be a “kind and generous man;” devoted to his employer Lord Bernstein, he was slayed with a meat cleaver in a basement in Belgravia on a snowy December evening in 1970.

Malin Baker Bogue (AKA Lord Bailey’s ‘Red Dress’ Partygate Pisshead)

Tory twerp Malin Baker Bogue will go down in history for being Partygate’s pisshead in a red dress; a wastrel woman filmed dancing to The Pogues as the rest of Britain followed the rules of COVID lockdown 2.0 in 2020.

Big Zuu (Birth Name – Zuhair Hassan)

A rapper and grime MC turned TV star of ‘Big Zuu’s Big Eats,’ Zuhair Hassan is an example of a youngster with infectious positivity and great talent. A modern-day Keith Floyd in the making.

MOVERS & SHAKERS

The snakes and ladders of society

Morons of the Moment 2024 – Filthy Fylde Conservative Association

As man-pestering Mark Menzies, the MP they have supported since 2008, is exposed for yet more sordid sexual shenanigans, the Fylde Conservative Association yet again prove themselves a bunch of nutty nincompoops by sharing tweets about “vile degenerates” making “sexually explicit” comments.

Lettuce & Jam – Which’ll end up having lasted longer? The Liz Truss lettuce or Meghan Markle’s jam?

As meddling minx Meghan Markle gets mocked about her jaunt into jam and loopy lettuce-loathing loon Liz Truss gets mocked about bumbling like a buffoon about her book, Samantha Markle speaks exclusively to ‘The Steeple Times’ about her soppy, self-centred sister.

The Art Of Freedom – Feckless Fraudster Inigo Philbrick Freed From Clink

Matthew Steeples reveals that £70 million art fraudster Inigo Philbrick has been disgracefully freed after just 1-year and and 8 months in jail in spite of being sentenced to 7-years in the clink.
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TIPPLE & FARE

Food, drink and fine dining

Getting One’s Goat – A Cheesy Conundrum – Goat vs Goats vs Goat’s vs Goats’ Cheese

Matthew Steeples explores conundrum of how to describe cheese made from goat’s milk and shares thoughts of Susie Dent to Alan Rusbridger, Christine Hamilton, Jay Rayner, Matthew Jukes, Mic Wright, Nigella Lawson, Matthew Wright, Tom Parker Bowles and Samantha Markle on goat cheese.

The Pizza Express Princes – Shouldn’t Pizza Express Be Given A Royal Warrant After Being Mentioned In Legal Matters Concerning Both Prince Andrew &...

As Prince Harry brings Pizza Express up in legal proceedings against Mirror Group Newspapers, shouldn’t the chain be given a royal warrant given Prince Andrew used it as an alibi also?

Gobby Monroe v Gobby Anderson– What Came Next In Promised Libel Action?

A year-to-the-day on Matthew Steeples asks: “Whatever became of the libel suit of gobby Jack Monroe v gobby Lee Anderson MP?”

THE SPORTING LIFE

From playing the field to buying a team

Roulette’s Famous Faces

Matthew Steeples explores the history of roulette and identifies five famous faces who’ve had the biggest successes at the wheel.

Do NOT Parole Pistorius – Evil Oscar Pistorius Does NOT Deserve To Be Freed

Matthew Steeples suggests that the murdering monster Oscar Pistorius should NOT be released on parole; he is completely lacking in remorse and clearly his continuing arrogance shows he has not yet been rehabilitated.

Five Famous British Poker Players – The Stories Of Poker Hand Success

David Lennox shares the stories of five famous British poker players and what makes them good at their game.

THE FOG

The economy, politics and current affairs

Talking Claudia Lawrence – ‘Crime Suspect’ on Talk TV 2024

Matthew Steeples on discussing the disappearance of Claudia Lawrence fifteen years ago in York on TalkTV’s ‘Crime Suspect’ with esteemed former detective Peter Bleksley.

Monster of the Moment 2023 – Twittering Troll Alex Belfield

As former BBC host Alex Belfield is forced to apologise to the BBC host Jeremy Vine, we call out this reprehensible ratbag for his raging rant against the victim of rape-murder at the home of Michael Barrymore, Stuart Lubbock.

Moron of the Moment 2023 – Twittering Titanic Twerp Ash Sarkar

In mocking the five people who’ve tragically died in the Titanic submersible tragedy, Jeremy Corbyn supporting Commie Ash Sarkar simply shows herself to be a braindead berk.

BRAINSTORM

The comings and goings of the entrepreneurial classes

A Question Of Tyres And Tires

Matthew Steeples assesses the debate between “tyres” and “tires” and finds “attire” to form the key to the answer to a topic that has bizarrely incensed ‘Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells’ types for decades.

Epstein Victim Payouts Top £384m – JP Morgan Chase Finally Settle Over Enabling Evil Jeffrey Epstein

As the total payout in compensation to circa 150 known ‘victims’ of Jeffrey Epstein tops £384 million after JP Morgan Chase stummed up an astonishing £227 million settlement this week, isn’t it time that some of his clearly many associates (other than the grubby groper Ghislaine Maxwell) were finally brought to justice?

Is It Time-Up For ‘The Telegraph’ & Shutdown At ‘The Spectator’?

Matthew Steeples asks: “Can ‘The Telegraph’ and ‘The Spectator’ survive as the Barclays are forced out and new media replaces the printed press?”

THE WIRE

Science, technology and gadgets

32-Years New – Stunning ‘Brand New’ 1994 Jaguar XJS To Be Auctioned

‘Brand new’ 1994 Jaguar XJS V12 convertible with just 153 miles on the clock to be sold for the same price as when it was actually ‘brand new’ 32-years ago.

Ferrari Tastes On A Reliant Robin Budget

Perfect car for a wannabe Del Boy offered at auction; ideal for those with “Ferrari tastes on a Robin Reliant budget;” talk about a “cushty” makeover of a 1990 three-wheeler.

A Tepid Twitter Storm – If You Don’t Like Twitter, You Have The Right To Leave

Matthew Steeples suggests those getting overexcited about Twitter should just get over their ever-so-sanctimonious selves; at a time of strife and strikes, the tepid Twitterati do have the right to leave.

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