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A gutter paedo

Jailed paedophile Rolf Harris pens a disgusting song titled ‘Gutter Girls’

 

According to The Sun, jailed paedophile Rolf Harris hasn’t learnt his lesson and has written yet another song mocking his victims.

 

Titled Gutter Girls, the repugnant, disgraced entertainer is said to see it “as a ‘classic’ Rolf song, with a didgeridoo and wobbleboards”. Its repugnant lyrics are said to go as follows:

 

Some toothless little strumpet

From down old Gutter Street

She’s a wolf in fine sheep’s clothing

With nothing on her feet

 

Pretty in her heyday

But that’s fifty years ago

Now she’s back on Gutter Street

And she’s coming for your dough

 

What she wants is instant justice

But she’s in it for the cash

Better dance now little baby

There’s celebrities to bash

 

Sleeping in the daytime

Lying every night

She’s scheming screaming bloody rape

And she’s got you in her sight

 

Harris, 86, plainly continues to show no signs of remorse and given he faces a further seven charges of historic sexual abuse between 1971 and 2004 against complainants aged between 12 and 27, they might as well just throw away the key.

 

 

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