Twitter account that purports to belong to a White House staffer shares information that will both shock and amuse
Created on 27th January 2017, a Twitter account with the handle @angrywhstaffer is a must follow. On it, to date, have been 112 tweets about the mess that is the Trump White House and on it revelations about the antics of the 45th President of the United States and his sorry entourage are revealed.
The account’s first tweet read: “I work at the White House. For how long is anyone’s guess. We are all thinking of quitting” and amongst the best that followed are:
“There hasn’t been a single day when Bannon wasn’t hungover. Popping Advil, sunglasses indoors, chugging water, it’s tragically obvious”.
“Btw everybody here LOVED the Bowling Green Massacre moment. Kellyanne is not well liked here by staffers. Treats people like crap”.
“If you want to know what working with Kellyanne is like, imagine ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ but meaner and with worse fashion”.
“The President had been talking about how much nicer Mar-a-lago is than the White House. Drives me nuts. It’s a privilege to live here!”
“After her terrible performance at the hearing, the President was furious at Betsy DeVos. Kept referring to her as ‘the idiot’”.
“That’s not the President’s only unflattering nickname. For a week after the first press conference he called Spicer ‘Pinstripes’”.
“I cannot describe how angry the President is with Kellyanne for admitting that CNN is not fake news”.
“Kellyanne has been miserable to be around since the President told her no TV for a while. People are just avoiding her”.
“Everyone here is looking to the President in this time of crisis but all he cares about is when gets to go to fucking Mar-a-lago again”.
“When we’re at Mar-a-Lago we do all our government business on unsecured wifi networks. It’s ludicrous”.
“The President came into the west wing after the #TrumpPressConference and kept saying “I showed those morherfuckers!” I’m dying”.
“We just had a damage control meeting about Melania. She is considering filing divorce papers. She hates this life”.
“I got to hang out with Melania alone for 10 minutes last night. She is literally the saddest person I’ve ever met”.
“Melania said something to me last night that stuck with me. I asked if she was doing all right and she said “It doesn’t matter.” Chilling”.
“The President keeps telling everyone he ‘hates this job’. Says he never should’ve run”.
Be sure to follow this account. There’ll be a lot more revelations to come.