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Boozy Birds

Northumbria revealed to be the county with the highest number of fines for women being drunk and disorderly for second year in a row

 

On Sunday, the Daily Star revealed “Northumbria has the highest number of women getting police penalties for their out-of-control behaviour”.

 

In an article by the paper’s Matthew Davis, it was reported that 359 misbehaviour £80 fines were handed to women in the area for being drunk and disorderly in 2015 and 27 of these went to teenage women.

 

In response, a police officer pointed to women being “just as bad” as men and remarked:

 

“Women can be just as bad if not worse than blokes now when it comes to their late-night drunken behaviour. People might laugh at the pictures of women half-naked, lying across the pavement, paralytic from booze. But it isn’t funny and can end up having serious consequences for the person concerned”.

 

Comments

8 comments on “Boozy Birds”

  1. I like a little bit of sherry of an evening but I have only ever been drunk once. It wasn’t nice and I cannot understand how these women (they are not ladies) do it again and again and again and again.

  2. They’re just having a bit of fun and I bet they get to have a bit of rumpy pumpy also!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Yahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Ah yes, Rodders, but the next day do they remember having the rumpy pumpy or do they even know the name of the person(s) with whom they had said rumpy pumpy?

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