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Why do we use it?
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Where can I get some?
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February 25, 2017

Crown Chaos

by Matthew Steeples

Matthew Steeples highlights the incompetence of the CPS after witnessing a trial for an assault on his person fail due to their ineptitude and inability to file the correct paperwork   On 23rd April 2016, I was the victim of an unprovoked attack outside Coya, an upscale Mayfair dining spot. Yesterday, nearly a year later, … Continue reading “Crown Chaos”

February 21, 2017

Move Over Milo

by Matthew Steeples

As Milo Yiannopoulos’ book deal is cancelled after he defends paedophilia, this rabid alt-right nut is also banished by The American Conservative Union and faces demands to be sacked by fellow employees at ‘Breitbart’   There was only delight at news that the darling of the alt-right Milo Yiannopoulos had his £200,000 ($250,000) book deal … Continue reading “Move Over Milo”

February 17, 2017

The Demise of Donald

by Matthew Steeples

Donald Trump’s 75-minute outburst proves once and for all that he’s utterly off his rocker; may his demise please come quickly   Donald Trump and the press are living in two different realities. He has failed to transition from a brash campaigning candidate to a dignified President of the United States of America and already … Continue reading “The Demise of Donald”

February 3, 2017

Rooting Out Rupert

by Matthew Steeples

Matthew Steeples highlights an especially unpleasant individual – Meet Rupert James, a ‘man’ with a hatred for Gina Miller and what he calls ‘Kaffir Boys’   Aside from being a typical example of an angry old man, Rupert James is someone who takes to social media to abuse others. To him, Gina Miller is a … Continue reading “Rooting Out Rupert”

February 1, 2017

Minding the McCanns

by Matthew Steeples

With their libel claim appeal failed ‘missing’ Madeleine McCann’s parents need to scale back and stop blaming others   £12 million of public money has been allocated to the search for Gerry and Kate McCann’s missing daughter, Madeleine. This astonishing sum came into play thanks to amongst others their friend and our now Prime Minister, … Continue reading “Minding the McCanns”

January 24, 2017

Supreme Mrs Miller

by Matthew Steeples

Gina Miller’s victory is a victory for democracy and decency   This morning the Supreme Court rejected the government’s challenge to the Brexit legal case brought by the courageous financier and philanthropist Gina Miller.   Outside the Supreme Court at 9.55am, Mrs Miller briefly spoke. She remarked:   “Only parliament can grant the rights of … Continue reading “Supreme Mrs Miller”

January 19, 2017

Hero of the Hour – Robert Harris

by Matthew Steeples

Matthew Steeples suggests Robert Harris is right to point out how Britain has changed and changed for the worse   The novelist Robert Harris was attacked this morning by the Daily Mail’s Stephen Glover as an “immoderate Remoaner” for tweeting about how he felt Britain had changed since the Brexit referendum.   On Tuesday, Harris … Continue reading “Hero of the Hour – Robert Harris”

January 16, 2017

The Dark Days

by Matthew Steeples

2017 brings a return to the “dark days of the 1930s”; be worried, be very worried   At Christmas, Prince Charles suggested we were in a worrying era akin to the 1930s and in recent days his predictions have been shown to be true.   Last week, Donald Trump’s behaviour at his press conference illustrated … Continue reading “The Dark Days”

January 9, 2017

Save The Free Press

by Matthew Steeples

The Sunday Times’ Sarah Baxter tells the British public they have two days to save press freedom whilst Meryl Streep urges the press to take on Donald Trump in America   The world is in flux and unsurprisingly our press is in turmoil too. With Donald Trump attacking the media at a whim on Twitter … Continue reading “Save The Free Press”

January 4, 2017

A Curate’s Egg of an Ambassador

by Matthew Steeples

EU ambassador Sir Ivan Rogers’ resignation is rather like a curate’s egg; he shouldn’t have handled his departure as he did but the result might actually be rather for the positive   British Permanent Representive to the EU Sir Ivan Rogers did exactly what a diplomat should not do in the wake of resigning. He … Continue reading “A Curate’s Egg of an Ambassador”