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Money, power and its guiding forces

October 21, 2016

Tearing Up Trump

by Matthew Steeples

Donald Trump caught tearing up his notes after his last debate with Hillary Clinton   Donald Trump has a temper. That’s common knowledge but after his final debate with Hillary Clinton he was caught on camera in an utter fury.   In a GIF, shared on Twitter by the political pundit Chris Ciquizza, ‘The Donald’ … Continue reading “Tearing Up Trump”

October 18, 2016

Slumping Super-Prime

by Matthew Steeples

Sales of super-prime properties in the UK fall by 86%   Yesterday, the property group London Central Portfolio released data that showed that sales of £10 million-plus properties in the UK had fallen 86% over the past year.   Blaming hefty Stamp Duty increases and Brexit uncertainty, the firm reported that just 5 “super-prime” properties … Continue reading “Slumping Super-Prime”

October 15, 2016

Wally of the Week – Vladimir Zhirinovsky

by Matthew Steeples

Nationalist showman Vice Chairman of the State Duma of Russia Vladimir Zhirinovsky claims the election of Hillary Clinton would lead to a nuclear war   Yesterday, The Guardian published an excellent article about how the self-serving hypocrite Julian Assange has gone from running WikiLeaks as a “liberal beacon” to a “prop for Donald Trump”. In … Continue reading “Wally of the Week – Vladimir Zhirinovsky”

October 13, 2016

Dump The Trump

by Matthew Steeples

AL.com’s analysis of why Donald Trump must not be president is spot on   At a time when Donald Trump is being accused of pestering ten year old girls and sexually assaulting a number of women, AL.com – owned by the Alabama Media Group – published what is quite frankly the best analysis of why … Continue reading “Dump The Trump”

October 11, 2016

Bin Bindi

by Matthew Steeples

Rolf Harris’ daughter Bindi Nicholls compares the paedophile to Pablo Picasso   In an attempt to justify the actions of her monster father, Rolf Harris’ daughter Bindi Nicholls is writing a book supposedly titled BinVincible. An excerpt leaked to The Sun, this crazy woman is said to complain about her father’s paintings being removed from … Continue reading “Bin Bindi”

The Antics of Assange

by Matthew Steeples

Julian Assange to “shock the world” with “information” on Hillary Clinton this morning; Donald Trump’s latest advocate   Julian Assange is a man incapable of doing anything quietly and today he looks set to cause yet another stir on the 10th anniversary of the existence of his organisation, Wikileaks.     In an announcement by … Continue reading “The Antics of Assange”

October 2, 2016

Raping Trump

by Matthew Steeples

Donald Trump is accused of raping a 13 year old; hopefully such claims will derail his presidential ambitions   Donald Trump was once accused of raping his ex-wife, Ivana, and now, today, he’s been accused of raping a thirteen year old child in 1994.   In a federal lawsuit, ignored by most of the media, … Continue reading “Raping Trump”

A Dubious Duo

by Matthew Steeples

Nigel Farage jets to America to help Donald Trump   In advance of the second presidential debate, the former UKIP leader Nigel Farage jetted to America to coach Donald Trump on how to defeat Hillary Clinton.   Farage, who undoubtedly made an utter fool of Nick Clegg during a televised debate in April 2014, has … Continue reading “A Dubious Duo”

Twisting Trump

by Matthew Steeples

Despite Hillary Clinton’s sterling performance in the first presidential debate, Donald Trump claims to have won   Donald Trump repeatedly bombarded supporters with emails on Monday and Tuesday to announce he had “won the debate”.     In one missive, he stated:   Tonight isn’t just a win for our campaign. It’s a win for … Continue reading “Twisting Trump”

September 27, 2016

Trump’s hiding

by Matthew Steeples

Hillary Clinton gives Donald Trump a hiding in the most watched television debate in history   Over 100 million people tuned in to watch Hillary Clinton give Donald Trump a bit of a hiding on Monday night in the first of a series of presidential debates. Twitter users posted over 5 million tweets – 62% … Continue reading “Trump’s hiding”

September 25, 2016

Fantastically cheap

by Matthew Steeples

Cheapest 5 bedroom property in Britain for sale for just £25,000   For £25,000 you could buy a Skoda Superb estate car or in Burnley, Lancashire, you could buy an entire five bedroom house.   What sounds like a bargain most likely is not as half the neighbourhood appears to be boarded up and the … Continue reading “Fantastically cheap”

September 23, 2016

Travel with Trump

by Matthew Steeples

Donald Trump offers a chance to win time with him on his plane for free   As part of his increasingly desperate attempt to raise funds to support his campaign to become President of the United States of America, yesterday, Donald Trump and his team bombarded anyone who’d listen with seven emails.   Amongst them … Continue reading “Travel with Trump”

September 17, 2016

Loving Jones

by Matthew Steeples

Elizabeth Jones comes last in UKIP’s leadership contest – despite admitting to have “never made love” to Nigel Farage   In UKIP’s leadership contest, which concluded yesterday, Elizabeth Jones – best known as a friend of Eva Harold and David Pun and for an angry outburst on a radio show in September 2015 – unsurprisingly … Continue reading “Loving Jones”

September 14, 2016

Doctoring abuse

by Matthew Steeples

Mayfair based doctor put on trial for historic abuse   An 80-year-old Mayfair resident has been put on trial for abusing patients as young as 14 at Chelsea and Westminster Hospital between 1978 and 1994.   Dr Ariel Lant is alleged to have molested three men and one boy and is charged with five counts … Continue reading “Doctoring abuse”

September 7, 2016

Berkoff on Trump

by Steven Berkoff

Actor, producer and writer Steven Berkoff shares his thoughts about Donald Trump   What’s wrong with the American people? How on earth can they be hoodwinked by such an obvious ‘fraudster’, ‘conman’, ‘charlatan’, ‘phoney’ and of course the final word, ‘crook’. An epithet he so fondly bestows on others, perhaps that shall be his epitaph. … Continue reading “Berkoff on Trump”

September 6, 2016

Keith Vaz – A smug disgrace

by Matthew Steeples

Keith Vaz’s disgrace is deserved – but it is his connections that should be remembered   Married Member of Parliament Keith Vaz got caught hiring rent boys and the media are all in a frenzy. What most forget, however, is that repugnant man was a “dear friend” of Lord Janner and that he spoke up … Continue reading “Keith Vaz – A smug disgrace”

August 11, 2016

A paedophile profits

by Matthew Steeples

Jailed paedophile Rolf Harris set to profit from sale of first original work since he was jailed   Since he was jailed, no painting by the filthy paedophile Rolf Harris has been sold at auction. That’s now about to change given a work by the disgraced 85-year old is being offered in an online auction … Continue reading “A paedophile profits”

August 8, 2016

Darth and Maddie

by Matthew Steeples

That the police have ended forensic work into the search for “missing” Madeleine McCann speaks volumes about Theresa May’s sheer lack of judgement   Yesterday, The Sunday Mirror reported that all forensic work into the search for “missing” Madeleine McCann is to stop. In doing so, British police have only confirmed all that we all … Continue reading “Darth and Maddie”

July 28, 2016

Quoting Darth Vader

by Matthew Steeples

Theresa May to strip Downing Street of artwork in order to install her version of the ‘Ed Stone’   On Tuesday, The Independent revealed that Theresa May is to “replace some of the artwork hanging in Downing Street with framed quotations of the speech she made upon becoming Prime Minister”.   In the speech, May … Continue reading “Quoting Darth Vader”

May 24, 2016

The Khemka Cesspit

by Matthew Steeples

Matthew Steeples on crooked fraudster Sheel Khemka and his spiv of a mother Dame Asha Khemka

May 18, 2016

Public Elton

by Matthew Steeples

Sir Elton John goes public   Normally one determined to go to any length to defend his right to privacy, father of two Sir Elton John wrote a blog for The Hill on Tuesday about public conveniences.     In the article, titled ‘North Carolina governor’s ignorance of trans identity’, Sir Elton lambasted Governor Pat … Continue reading “Public Elton”

May 15, 2016

Reducing a stately

by Matthew Steeples

Grade I listed Sir John Soane designed country house Tyringham Hall reduced in price by 30%

May 8, 2016

The progress of NIMBIES

by Matthew Steeples

Double standards on ‘progress’ exposed in Whitstable after planning decision in favour of an entirely appropriate development

May 5, 2016

Furnishing Downton

by Matthew Steeples

“World famous actor” with a superinjunction set to be named in America

April 21, 2016

A Nutty Nissan

by Matthew Steeples

Nutty Nissan Micra art car appears in Knightsbridge

April 11, 2016

No Trumps for Trump

by Matthew Steeples

Donald Trump’s children forget to register to vote whilst their father shows a complete lack of awareness of the rules of politics

The Pamborghini

by Matthew Steeples

Pink Lamborghini owned by 32-year old multi-millionaire appears in South Kensington (complete with images of Pamela Anderson)

April 9, 2016

Policing the police

by Matthew Steeples

Rooms offered to rent in redundant Chelsea police station

March 23, 2016

Wally of the Week – Piers Morgan

by Matthew Steeples

Piers Morgan toadying up to Donald Trump over the terror attacks in Brussels can only be described as utterly repugnant

March 15, 2016

Blocked by Boy George

by Matthew Steeples

Boy George blocks ‘The Steeple Times’ on Twitter after we criticised the BBC’s promotion of this convicted repeat offender

March 8, 2016

Hillary’s teen labour

by Matthew Steeples

Fifteen year old Maya Henry launches #teensforhillary (after her ambulance chasing personal injury lawyer father spent £1.4 million on her birthday party)

March 7, 2016

Hustling Trump

by Matthew Steeples

Owner of Hustler magazine, Larry Flynt, urges Donald Trump to come clean about the size of his manhood

March 2, 2016

Kylie and Kardashian

by Matthew Steeples

There’s only one Kylie – and it’s not a Jenner-Kardashian

February 29, 2016

Putting May under the Spotlight

by Matthew Steeples

The success of Spotlight at the 88th Academy Awards sends a reminder to political figures that child abuse should not be swept under the carpet by Theresa May or anyone else

February 20, 2016

Picture of the Week: Smug and smugger

by Matthew Steeples

Images of Hillary Clinton meeting Britney Spears illustrates a new low for the desperado wannabe Leader of the Free World

February 15, 2016

Selling Clifford

by Matthew Steeples

Max Clifford attempts to sell his bland and frankly boring £3.45 million Surrey home for a million more than he paid for it

February 10, 2016

Stopping a socialite

by Matthew Steeples

Socialite Waris Ahluwalia prevented from boarding a flight because he was wearing a turban

February 5, 2016

Get shot

by Matthew Steeples

Only in America could someone claim to have shot someone over an an argument over lottery numbers

February 3, 2016

Squalid in South Ken

by Matthew Steeples

Squalid store room on a half-landing in South Kensington offered for £30,000 to £50,000 at auction

February 2, 2016

Gross in Grosvenor Gardens

by Matthew Steeples

£24 million house in Grosvenor Gardens, London featured in ‘Mail Online’ isn’t quite what it seems

January 18, 2016

A million pound lav

by Matthew Steeples

Former public lavatory in Spitalfields, London, E1 offered for sale for a staggering £1 million

January 17, 2016

Losing on the Lottery

by Matthew Steeples

Bankrupt ‘Lotto Lout’ warns of the perils of winning the National Lottery

January 14, 2016

Losing language

by steepleadmin

New contributor Francis Megahy shares his views on English people speaking American

Picture of the Week: Flooding Clooney

by Matthew Steeples

As the Berkshire bolthole of George Clooney is hit by the latest round of flooding, we imagine he’ll be turning to his favourite Nespresso phrase: “What else?”

January 6, 2016

Wally of the Week: Kelvin MacKenzie

by Matthew Steeples

Kelvin MacKenzie ludicrously claims white men cannot be terrorists and shows he has plainly forgotten the IRA

December 29, 2015

Picture of the Week: The Wallies of Whalley

by Matthew Steeples

Image of flooded Lancashire field complete with sign advertising it as a development site for 39 homes illustrates the perils of building on flood plains

December 25, 2015

Show some mercy Theresa Scrooge

by Matthew Steeples

Before you settle down to Christmas lunch, help support a 92-year old facing forced removal from the arms of her family in the UK

December 23, 2015

Love and the Trump

by Matthew Steeples

Donald Trump declares he has love for everybody in his Christmas message

December 21, 2015

A marked Michel

by Matthew Steeples

Wolfgang Michel’s son Christian Michel – the brother of the literary agent Caroline Michel – wanted by Interpol over bribery

December 18, 2015

Carol cashes in

by Matthew Steeples

Sale of items connected to Margaret Thatcher nets controversy and a total price of £4.5 million

December 17, 2015

Banking a building

by Matthew Steeples

Graffiti covered New York building sells to real estate mogul Aby Rosen for £34.8 million – 50,000% more than its photographer owner paid for it in 1973

Trumped by Harold

by Matthew Steeples

Donald Trump finds a supporter in Great Britain: Eva ‘The Diva’ Harold

November 30, 2015

Contradicting complainants

by Matthew Steeples

Former flatmates of the woman who accused the late Leon Brittan of rape come to her defence and deny contradicting her story

November 25, 2015

Terror and kindness

by steepleadmin

George Appleton shares his thoughts on how the world should react to the terror attacks in Paris

November 22, 2015

Team Harris cracks

by Matthew Steeples

Supporters of the paedophile Rolf Harris take to attacking one another

November 13, 2015

Chocolate is out

by Matthew Steeples

As Rolf Harris is hospitalized due to an incident with chocolate bars, his leading supporter issues yet another rant online

November 9, 2015

Continuing Clifford

by Matthew Steeples

As Max Clifford’s daughter, Louise Clifford, buys his “goodwill” from the liquidators of his business, Matthew Steeples suggests ‘The Steeple Times’ story about her desire to trade on his tawdry name is further bolstered

October 26, 2015

Bunking up

by Matthew Steeples

Even taking a bedroom share in Kensington & Chelsea could set you back £675 per month

October 24, 2015

God help America

by Matthew Steeples

Britain’s political classes may not be the best, but America’s options just got far worse

October 17, 2015

The muck of Harris

by Matthew Steeples

Supporters of convicted and jailed paedophile Rolf Harris attack The Daily Star and state: “I wouldn’t clean dogs muck with it”

October 13, 2015

Birkett on Assange

by steepleadmin

Our new legal expert Birkett shares his thoughts on the decision to cease policing Julian Assange at the Ecuadorian Embassy

October 9, 2015

Miller and Goliath

by Matthew Steeples

Gina Miller of the True and Fair Campaign and SCM Direct takes on big brand UK fund companies over their attempts to avoid transparency

October 6, 2015

Hero of the Hour: Kerry Needham

by Matthew Steeples

Kerry Needham speaks for the nation in calling for more help for parents of missing children (other than just Madeleine McCann)

October 5, 2015

Modest as ever

by Matthew Steeples

Donald Trump takes to Facebook to modestly claim that he will become President of the United States of America

October 1, 2015

Wally of the Week: Kerry McCarthy

by Matthew Steeples

Vegan shadow environment secretary Kerry McCarthy yet again proves why she is not worthy of her new position

September 26, 2015

Website of the Week: LonGrad

by Matthew Steeples

A Russian owned estate agency specialising in the London market’s website is nothing but comical

September 24, 2015

Power and the media

by Matthew Steeples

Exaro debate raises the flaws in the relationship between government, the media and the police

September 15, 2015

The Party’s Over

by Matthew Steeples

News that the former Chelsea Police Station is to be reoffered after an aborted sale acts a reminder of the ever decreasing number of police stations in Britain

September 10, 2015

Keep your oar out

by Matthew Steeples

Donald Trump has no place telling businesses what they ought to do

September 9, 2015

That was a mistake

by Matthew Steeples

Hillary Clinton is right to have apologised over ‘email-gate’

September 3, 2015

Pondering the ‘paedophile panic’

by Matthew Steeples

Matthew Steeples suggests that Brendan O’Neill’s mocking attack on alleged victims of Westminster VIP abusers as a ‘paedophile panic’ in ‘The Spectator’ is nothing but a disgrace

August 28, 2015

Picture of the Week: Performing badly

by Matthew Steeples

Kensington residents have begun asking classic car owners to remove their “ghastly cars” as only “expensive, high performance cars” will do

August 13, 2015

May justice be served

by Matthew Steeples

It is entirely right that Lord Janner be forced to face the charges against him

August 12, 2015

The business of marriage

by Matthew Steeples

Donald Trump makes a mockery of his own marriage vows after Hillary Clinton pathetically tries to make excuses about why she attended his 2005 wedding

August 7, 2015

Apology required

by Matthew Steeples

Jeremy Corbyn – at the very least – should issue an apology for his failure to act on the allegations of systematic abuse that he was presented with in 1992

August 5, 2015

Heroes of the Hour: The Koch brothers

by Matthew Steeples

If Charles and David Koch derail Donald Trump’s presidential ambitions, they will be lauded as both heroes of America and of the free world

August 3, 2015

Wally of the Week: Daniel Ralph

by Matthew Steeples

Founder of The Gentleman’s Jolly Daniel Ralph is a man who should learn to be more considerate; drag racing in Knightsbridge is not an acceptable pastime

July 31, 2015

With friends like these …

by Matthew Steeples

Donald Trump secures a truly toxic endorsement and is ridiculously lauded “as the Winston Churchill of our time”

Curious Fellows

by Matthew Steeples

Ben Fellows found not guilty of perverting the course of justice over claims he was groped by Ken Clarke in 1994

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