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EDITORIAL

Editorial comment from Matthew Steeples Our editor tells it like it is and he rarely minces his words

Crazy Corbyn & Awful Abbott

Matthew Steeples suggests Jeremy Corbyn’s appointment of Diane Abbott as Home Secretary proves he’s beyond bonkers

 

I am honoured to be blocked on Twitter by Diane Abbott MP. She’s now Shadow Home Secretary and in appointing her, the worst Labour leader in history, Jeremy Corbyn, achieved one thing: He proved that he’s only capable of working with morons.

 

Crazy Corbyn – Jeremy Corbyn appoints Diane Abbott MP as Shadow Home Secretary

 

Abbott, an offensive hypocrite of the first order and the former lover of Mr Corbyn, believes that “white people love playing divide and rule” and regularly attacks Tory education policy on state schools yet pays for her own son to be privately educated.

 

Previously a wannabe Mayor of London and a contestant on Come Dine With Me and Pointless, this idiot woman makes Theresa May look like an intellectual giant. For this decision, Jeremy Corbyn can only be described as an utter pillock.

 

 

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Comments

2 comments on “Crazy Corbyn & Awful Abbott”

  1. Mathew. You’re one hell of a smart and Candid dude. When reading you I feel as if some dirt has been washed off me.

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