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EDITORIAL

Editorial comment from Matthew Steeples Our editor tells it like it is and he rarely minces his words

Hero of the Hour – John Prescott

Lord Prescott is entirely right to suggest Jeremy Corbyn unfit to be Labour’s leader just as he was spot on about Sir Christopher “did nothing” Meyer over phone hacking

 

According to The Mail on Sunday, last Wednesday, at a meeting of the Labour party, the former Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, told Jeremy Corbyn: “You’re not a leader and you never will be while you have a hole in your arse”.

 

‘Two Jags’ speaks for the nation if he did indeed utter such sentiments. He previously, entirely correctly, referenced Britain’s most pointless ever Ambassador to Washington and former head of the (equally irrelevant and rightly now defunct) Press Complaints Commission, Sir Christopher Meyer, as the man who “did nothing” over phone hacking.

 

In a separate incident, the Welsh born railway signalman’s son supposedly termed the Labour leader: “Useless” and his team: “Just not up to the f***ing job”. If he did say that too, he again got it right on both scores and should be saluted and celebrated.

 

We say: Please, Lord Prescott, keep going – You are entirely on message and our nation needs you. Britain requires a decent opposition right now and as Jeremy Corbyn won’t provide it, please, get your arse back to Parliament.

 

Comments

3 comments on “Hero of the Hour – John Prescott”

  1. Why are you supporting this fat bastard?????????????????? You’ve LOST THE PLOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Theresa May will MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Support her and support Brexit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Rod, for once, is right. Prescott is a fat, degenerate slob whose son, with the connivance of his greasy father got up to all sorts of financial shenanigans. Corbyn is dire but Prescott comes a close second

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