May 2013

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  • ‘Cock Roache’ arrested
  • John Challis: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
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  • Paedophile Stuart Hall guilty
  • Gary Hazell: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Leave it out Leveson
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  • Linked in more ways than one
  • Picture of the week: A shining horror
  • Five of the best: Homes suitable for the Beckhams
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  • Libby Purves OBE

• 5
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  • Nigel Evans: A good man
  • Brian Coleman
  • Bonnie Tyler (born Gaynor Hopkins, also known as Sherene Davis)
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  • A twister of a trial
  • Morgan Delle Piane: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Tim Tebow
  • Helen Flanagan
  • Putting it away
  • Louise Gordon: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • It's Tarby!
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  • Michael Wignall: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Oiling up brings the Karma a Destino
  • Lord of the Bond
• 8
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  • AShutWorld
• 9
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  • Giulio Andreotti (1919 – 2013)
  • Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart, 18th Duchess of Alba
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  • Derek Blasberg
  • The Bouquet of Christie's
  • The Waitrose Clepto
  • Martha Kearney
  • Martin the Poet
  • Property tycoon Robbie Curtis dies
  • Ben Falk: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Will Davidson keep on performing?
  • Debbi Clark: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Des sends in the clowns
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  • Yewtree’s net widens as bizarre theories of a Conservative conspiracy emerge
  • Sara Blakely
  • Captain Pugwash (AKA ‘Captain’ Michael M. Maricic)
  • Debbie Eybers: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Plated
  • A sneak preview of the best car of 2013

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  • Andrew Hancock: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Amini Fonua: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Alexandra Foley: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
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  • “Cock Roache” fears attack
  • “Who’d have thought you could win a BAFTA just for being posh?”
  • A disc most relevant
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  • Closeted in Chanel
  • Chris Rabout: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Five of the best: Deals for those visiting the 100th RHS Chelsea Flower Show
• 15
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  • Dale Thomson: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Candy Spelling
  • Rolling with a Winner
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  • Austin 7 man
  • Like father, like son
  • Kerri Moss Beaumont: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Selling Savile's lair
  • An overcharged world
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  • UKIP’s acceptability
  • Lauren Bush Lauren (nickname: “LBL”)
  • Zach Matari: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Picture of the week: “Who have you fucked the most?”
  • Video of the Week: Diddy does Downton
  • A Northern Downton
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  • Laurence Benson
  • Douglas Chadwick: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Rename it “Paedo Street”
  • Michelle Mone OBE
  • Fooling Fogle

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  • Jesse Livermore (1877 – 1940)
  • Jean Barker, Baroness Trumpington DCVO, PC
  • Policing Assange: Where will it end?
• 20
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  • Ezio Arceri: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Picture of the week: An image of Cliff Richard that will scare children
  • Brave Rebekah
  • A reply from Christine Assange
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  • Fadi Fawaz
  • Chloe Madeley
  • The tribes looking for CFS
• 22
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  • Jay Conroy
  • The best view in London or an expensive way to live in London’s ‘naffest’ square?
  • Samuel Whiting and Lucas Alexander: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
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April 2013

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  • Saab: It’s what a car should be
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  • Hugh Warrender: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Baroness Stefania von Kories zu Goetzen (1939 – 2013)
• 3
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  • Diego Bivero-Volpe: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Peter Grace OBE (1938 – 2013)
  • Baroness Gabriella Langer von Langendorff
• 4
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  • For the love of Alfa
  • Disgusted of Ambridge
  • There are only two classes now
• 5
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  • Jon Ingram: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
• 6
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  • Picture of the week: Doubly dumb

• 7
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  • Jess Black: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • New openings in SW3
• 8
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  • Picture of the week: Don’t phone home
  • Collecting a view
• 9
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  • A tribute to The Iron Lady
  • David Patrick Columbia
  • Lillian Pulitzer Rousseau (born Lillian Lee McKim; 1931 – 2013)
  • Stephen Bowman: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Jules Knight: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
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  • Paul Johnson Calderon: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
• 11
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  • Bird on a wire
• 12
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  • Richard Littlejohn
• 13
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  • Judy Joo

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  • Moving on
• 15
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  • Margaret Thatcher: Strong lady, weak men
  • Proof that “The Best 4x4xFar” just keeps on going
  • Christophe Choo: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • An unbearable pint
• 16
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  • The Julian Assange lookalike
  • Jersey Budd: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Hofit Golan: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Picture of the week: Decorated beyond belief
• 17
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  • The lady’s last turn
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  • Francesco Paolillo: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Amanda Thatcher
  • Firing Maggie
  • Edward Thomson: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • A prime bargain
• 19
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  • Zuleika Parkin: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Vito Schnabel
• 20
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  • Amanda Knox
  • Living like Lennon

• 21
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  • The Most Hon the Marquess of Bath
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  • It's a matter of being first
  • Mccreedy's quintessence
  • Sophie Rossdale: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Cromwell triumphs
  • Though Sally may be silly, it’s the case against her that is stupid
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  • Penelope Wilton OBE
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  • Wanting whisky
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  • Howard Raymond
  • Alessandra Brian
  • New York's priciest pad
  • Marina Cowdray: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Please turn off the lights
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  • Hillel Nahmad
  • Donna Air
  • Omar Borkan Al Gala
  • Clifford’s chickens come home to roost
• 27
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  • Jackie Siegel
  • Sasha Reid: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Picture of the week: Cracking up
  • Kathy Lette: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

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  • The money of Maddie
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  • Popping out
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  • Kipton Cronkite: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Danny Cipriani
  • Silence please
  • Laurence Benson: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Correcting ‘Kate’
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March 2013

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• Friday
• Saturday

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  • My Heart Won't Go On
  • Rapid brakes
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  • Judy Finnigan
  • Derek Bell MBE
  • Petula Clark CBE
  • Jack P. Shepherd: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
• 4
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  • Anna-Louise Felstead: "What's on your mantelpiece?"
  • Till death do us part
  • Alex Preston
  • The Royal Borough is alive with the taste of fondue
  • Noelle Reno: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
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  • Incurring no wrath
  • Michelle Dockery
  • Josh Henderson
  • Jim Ruig: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Pining for a Pegaso
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  • Georgia Davies
  • David Pun
• 8
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  • Crashing Assange
  • Picture of the week: Tanned out
  • Jeremy Blake and Theresa Duncan (1971 – 2007 and 1966 – 2007)
  • Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal
  • Laura Cathcart: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Breakfasting like a botanist
• 9
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  • Barbara Walters
  • Justin Bieber
  • Rachel Khoo
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Over Pegged
  • Five of the best: Treehouses

• 10
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  • The truth about Mother’s Day
  • “Where are they now?” - James Hewitt
  • Toby Flood
  • Keep Calm and Get Certified
  • Neil Hamilton: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
• 11
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  • Jessica Fellowes: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • The theatre of dreams and the home to real men and horses
• 12
  12
  
  
  • David Reuben Jr: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • BT phone home
  • Tanya Gold
  • A monstrous murder in Mayfair
  • Trebled by The Tout
• 13
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  • Marcus Cooper
  • Just the tonic
  • Basia and Berkoff
  • Bankrupt in Barton Street
• 15
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  • Kathy Clugston
  • Ben Howard
  • This little piggy makes an excellent cocktail
  • We're still at The Sherry
• 16
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  • Alexandra “Lexi” Abrams
  • Sam Dangremond
  • Magnificently CUT
  • Out of their class

• 17
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  • Sandi Toksvig
  • Jim Bowen (born Peter Williams)
  • Anna Wintour OBE
  • Fernando Peire
• 18
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  • The Autograph Hunter
  • Alex Preston: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Picture of the week: Love is in the plates
  • Reader offer: Free tickets to Comedy Punch
• 19
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  • Spying bees
  • Pass the Chablis
• 20
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  • Hilary Devey
  • Has the tea explosion begun?
• 21
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  • The cult of “celebrity”
• 22
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  • Alan Miller: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
• 23
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  • Peter Scott (born Peter Craig Gulston, 1931 – 2013)
  • Running out of luxury
  • Oligarch Boris Berezovsky found dead

• 24
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  • “Where are they now?” – Monica Lewinsky
  • Andreas Panayiotou
• 25
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  • Video of the week: Bond’s Range
  • Who's next?
• 26
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  • Michael Scudamore: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • A cock-up by “Cock Roache”
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  • Taking a view
  • A Devonshire pub with a Scottish twist
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  • The truth's stranger than fiction
  • Richard Griffiths OBE (1947 – 2013)
  • Jackie Branston: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Boars and politicos
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  • A kangaroo court
  • You're booked
  • Bill Martin: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

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February 2013

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• Saturday

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  • David Elias
  • Jazz and gin
• 2

• 3
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  • Leah Newman: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
• 4
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  • Dr. Vanessa Neumann
  • Ronald Edwards (1931 – 1994), better known as Buster Edwards
  • Banish the Bentley not the bins
  • Giovanni Di Stefano
  • Roubi L’Roubi: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
• 5
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  • Morena Baccarin
  • Video of the Week: Chris Huhne’s words come home to roost
  • Topes Calland: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Ten a penny
• 6
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  • Neil “Razor” Ruddock: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
• 7
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  • Jemima Khan: a lady who talks sense
• 9
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  • Vicky Pryce

• 10
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  • Ejector seat? You must be joking
  • Ten types of playground mother
• 11
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  • Bubble (2012 – 2013)
• 12
  12
  
  
  • Five of the best: Ideas for Valentine’s Day
• 13
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  • Bang, Bang, Snap, Snap
• 14
  14
  
  
  • Kiss Me
  • Love Money
• 15
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  • Oliver Gerrish: "What's on your mantelpiece?"
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  • Picture of the week: “I am the bullet in the chamber”
  • Deborah Walker: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • A Smart move
• 19
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  • Natalie Coyle: "What's on your mantelpiece?"
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  • Norman Balon
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  • Reduced times
  • Taxes are only for the little people
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  • Russell Norman: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
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  • Jane Felstead: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
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  • A 24-hour toy
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January 2013

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• Saturday

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  • Lady Docker (1905 – 1983)
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  • Anne Robinson
  • Jared Brown: What’s on your mantelpiece?
  • A generational thing
• 3
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  • We're backing Frankie
• 4
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  • Knightsbridge’s playboy racers
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  • Lydia Bright
  • Alexander Nikitich: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
  • Francisco Alves Gomes: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”
• 9
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  • Carlo Carello
• 10
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  • Video of the Week: Roughing up a Rolls
  • Jimmy Savile: A man who kept himself very busy
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  • Five of the best: Lunch deals in The Royal Borough
• 15
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  • Booking Bernie
  • Ricardo Garcia
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  • The highbrow with the eyebrow
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  • Lance Armstrong
  • Michelle Young
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  • Eric Hersman
  • Helping the homeless in the snow
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  • A man who didn’t mince his words
  • Word spinning
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  • Pamela Jennings (better known as “Soho Pam”, 1964 - 2013)

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  • Manners maketh Marco
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  • Jess Black
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  • Martin Miller
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  • Clare Balding
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