On the eve of the 10th anniversary of the iPhone, Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben, Eva Harold and David Pun were spotted at play with Apple devices in London
Whilst the convicted racist Belgian braggart von Alvensleben was spotted with her iPhone phone plugged in – on the day before the 10th anniversary of the inception of that device – in the VIP hospitality area of an art fair in Chelsea, ‘grabbing granny’ Harold – AKA ‘The Stove’ or ‘The Diva’– took pictures of those highlighting her frankly ghastly beached whale-like figure at the very same gathering with a more exotically decorated handset. She used the F-word repeatedly to those approaching her and seemed a little beyond over-refreshed.
Poor David Pun, however, didn’t manage to cross that particular threshold, but, instead, a reader snapped him ‘at work’ in a location most appropriate. ‘The Pun’, complete with a bizzarely awry bow tie, was snapped in Regent Street’s Apple store. Perhaps, given the iPhone’s anniversary, it’s time for these ghastly ghouls to give up. It’s time for ‘The Toxic Trio’ just to learn to iCrash ‘at home’.