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THE SPORTING LIFE

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Picture of the Week – Scary Spiced Bernie

Has Bernie Ecclestone lost the plot? Or has his ‘carer’ wife (or Sam Palmer) turned him into a fashion icon for chavs?

Coffin dodger Bernie Ecclestone went to a Spice Girls concert at the weekend. He appeared with a beard that plainly was inspired by both Owen Oyston and Oliver Cromwell and bizarrely wore a T-shirt over a jumper. He smirked, resembled a teenager on crack and had the appearance of something out of Little Britain.

 

In photographs plainly released to the media in desperation to maintain his ‘fame,’ this poisonous little dwarf appeared with in the clutches of the arms of his latest wife. The scavenging for any kind of attention pensioner appeared without his sidekick Barry, but was instead squeezed by Fabiana into the most awkward of poses.

 

This image was just too good not to make our Picture of the Week – especially given elsewhere Bernie has allegedly been so busy playing with “black men with dyed green hair.”

 

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8 comments on “Picture of the Week – Scary Spiced Bernie”

  1. I heard his daughter Petara had a hen do on the same day. Why wasn’t Fabiana invited? And I hear she had something going on with vibrators. That sister of hers who is fatter than a heffer didn’t show up. What an odd bunch.

  2. He looks like a slapped arse. He probably enjoys that hooker slapping him very much though. The cat that got the cream and then turned it sour.

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