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Picture of the Week – Mistress May

Theresa May rebranded in Hackney Wick; it might put you off your lunch

 

A group named ‘Shit London’ on Facebook has over 68,000 members and regularly features images of the sublime and the ridiculous taken in Britain’s capital. This week, one, in particular, shared there caught our eye.

 

An image, taken by an individual named ‘Oli Jpeg Coupe’, features Theresa May holding a whip and in lingerie alongside the caption: “Mistress May Make You Obey”.

 

Mrs May’s trademark kitten heels also secure a look-in, but what doesn’t make it is her “Brexit means Brexit” baloney. One has to be thankful for that.

 

Picture of the Week – Mistress May – Theresa May rebranded in Hackney Wick; it might put you off your lunch – Facebook Shit London group – Mistress May Make You Obey

Comments

5 comments on “Picture of the Week – Mistress May”

  1. Oooooh!!!!!!!!!! I’d like a bit of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, Mrs May is BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!! She’s going to kick the ass of Europe’s leaches and she’s going to kick out the lazy immigrants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We’ve done it in Australia and now it’s the turn of TRUE BRITS to speak up and get the country back on the page of sense and reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Correct me if I am wrong Rod but are you not an immigrant yourself if you are not a native Australian? Were your forebears transported to the colonies? As for Mrs May and her optimism about the members being kind to UK over borders and trade, I believe it will be “kick butt” time and Brexit will turn into a disaster for the UK. Mrs May’s problem is she can’t deliver anything on migration, has an EU bill to pay and more.

  2. I made the mistake of reading the actual content of Rod’s Ramblings. How would he suggest differentiating lazy immigrants from the hard working ones. And wtf are True Brits? I think I’ll stick to counting the exclamation marks.

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