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Singleminded Sturgeon

As Nicola Sturgeon lobs a grenade at Theresa May’s “red, white and blue Brexit”, Jeremy Corbyn is met with equal derision

 

Yesterday, Nicola Sturgeon pulled a blinder and threw a spanner in Theresa May’s plan to announce a “red, white and blue Brexit” with immediate effect.

 

Undoubtedly the reason hapless Mrs May didn’t proceed to trigger Article 50 on Monday, Sturgeon’s actions left even Conservative hardliners questioning the merits of the unknown road Britain is currently on. They, of course, care for the Union more than anything else and that it is again at risk is most worrying indeed.

 

On Tuesday morning, Tory MP Anna Soubry told SKY News:

 

“I would say to Theresa May: Don’t turn your back on the Single Market. It would solve the problem in Scotland and Northern Ireland if we stayed in the Single Market”.

 

Elsewhere, Labour lightweight Jeremy Corbyn took to Twitter to ask the public to “join [him] in Parliament Square and help defend the rights of EU citizens who have made a life here”. He was understandably met with utter derision and amongst the 618 comments in response were such remarks as:

 

“Piss off Jeremy, you whipped your MPs into letting the UK get into this state. Stick your pointless rally up your arse”.

 

“You do know you’re allowed inside Parliament, right? You actually have a nice platform in there where you can push for change”.

 

“You’re the leader of a political party, not a protest movement. There’s a crucial vote in the Lords today, and soon in the Commons. Focus on that, not pick-nicking in the square”.

 

“An oven glove on a stick would be a more effective opposition leader than you”.

 

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2 comments on “Singleminded Sturgeon”

  1. Sturgeon needs a rod sticking up her sorry arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid woman!!!!!!!!!!! Theresa May is MAKING BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN and she should be pleased!!!!!!!!!! Europe is a DEAD DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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