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What is Lorem Ipsum?
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Why do we use it?
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Where can I get some?
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Tag: evil

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Lady Meyer packs in charity

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by Venetia Grey

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May he get the Max

by Matthew Steeples

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The silent evil

by Matthew Steeples

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by Matthew Steeples

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James Foley: A decent man

by Matthew Steeples

The last letter from journalist James Foley   Executed hostage James Foley devised a way of communicating with his family during his captivity. He dictated a letter to a fellow hostage about to be released. On Sunday, his family released the text of it on the Facebook page “Find James Foley”.

August 16, 2014

Amanda Platell

by General

This acid tongued Australian harpy was the press secretary to William Hague when he was leader of the Conservative Party. She’s now reverted to journalism and after leaping to the defence of her “dear friend” Rolf Harris declared “Cliff Richard doesn’t deserve this lurid trial by television” in August 2014. Amanda Platell “ran out of … Continue reading “Amanda Platell”