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Tag: parents

August 26, 2016

One for Mum and one for Dad

by Matthew Steeples

The perfect gift for your parents – A pair of Mercedes-Benz cars with plates for mum and dad   A 1985 Mercedes-Benz 380SL would typically set you back around £15,000 whilst a 1988 420SL could cost you anything upto £65,000. Now, for the extraordinary figure of £250,000, someone devoted to their parents could get both … Continue reading “One for Mum and one for Dad”

September 30, 2014

Duping Donald

by Matthew Steeples

The case of Donald Trump being tricked into retweeting an image of serial killers Fred and Rosemary West is a lesson in the perils of social media

September 19, 2013

Popping pageants

by Matthew Steeples

Parents should steer well clear of child beauty pageants   This morning on Radio 4’s Today programme, a strange woman named Pam Boon was interviewed about beauty pageants featuring children and “pop up pageants” in general.

August 20, 2013

Tatiana von Saxe Wilson: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

by Matthew Steeples

20 questions with founder of The People’s Book Prize Tatiana von Saxe Wilson   The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force? Pursuit and success.   “Don’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. What’s yours? “Make the best better”.  

July 19, 2013

Peter Wetherell: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

by Matthew Steeples

20 questions with Peter Wetherell, Mayfair’s leading estate agent   The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force? The revival of Mayfair as the best residential village of what is now called “Prime Central London” (PCL).   “Don’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. What’s yours? … Continue reading “Peter Wetherell: “What’s on your mantelpiece?””

June 11, 2013

Hose them down

by Matthew Steeples

Anarchists deserve no respect   Peaceful protest is one thing. Dragging children into it is another entirely. Today in London, irresponsible individuals protesting ahead of next week’s G8 summit in Lough Erne, County Fermanagh showed themselves for what they are: idiots.