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Tag: Speaker

August 23, 2016

Gerald Ratner – What’s on your mantelpiece?

by General

A 20-question interview with well-known businessman Gerald Ratner   The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force? Road cycling.   “Don’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. What’s yours? Don’t give up. Failure is the route to success. You will fail many times before you succeed … Continue reading “Gerald Ratner – What’s on your mantelpiece?”

February 22, 2015

Baroness Greenfield CBE

by General

Crossbench peer Susan Greenfield is a scientist, writer and broadcaster who is credited with having “made science sexy”.

October 20, 2014

The Monica Factor: Monica Lewinsky joins Twitter

by Matthew Steeples

Monica Lewinsky takes to Twitter (but don’t expect any mention of Bill Clinton)   On Monday, Monica Lewinsky joined Twitter and within a couple of hours despite her having tweeted just twice, she had gained over 34,000 followers.

August 29, 2014

Considering Carswell

by Matthew Steeples

Is Douglas Carswell MP an honourable man or just plain stupid?   Douglas Carswell was first elected as a Conservative Member of Parliament in 2005. This week, the Member for Clacton defected to the United Kingdom Independence Party. In doing so, he showed himself to be both be duplicitous and honourable simultaneously and here we … Continue reading “Considering Carswell”

August 12, 2014

Bus it Bercow

by Matthew Steeples

John Bercow shames himself again in claiming £1,200 to attend a funeral   John Bercow and his blabbermouth wife are known for their grasping ways but in charging £1,215.60 to attend the funeral of the late Paul Goggins MP, the House of Commons Speaker has gone too far.

September 23, 2013

Cleaning up

by Matthew Steeples

As Speaker Bercow claims for polishing a coffee table, we suggest it is time to put a stop to such payments   John and Sally Bercow live in a grace-and-favour flat in Westminster as part of his package as House of Commons Speaker. Today, the Mail Online’s Richard Kay revealed that he’s recently claimed not … Continue reading “Cleaning up”

August 15, 2013

Helen Lederer: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

by Matthew Steeples

20 questions with actress, comedian and writer Helen Lederer, best known for her role as Catriona in ‘Absolutely Fabulous’   The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force? My latest aim for a user-friendly existence is to be kind and forgiving and never tweet when drunk.   “Don’t get even, get medieval” … Continue reading “Helen Lederer: “What’s on your mantelpiece?””