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Tag: vote

March 16, 2017

Cooking-Up a Cock-Up

by Matthew Steeples

As Donald Trump is criticised for dousing over-cooked steak in ketchup, we take a look at Theresa May’s preference for dining at the favourite restaurant of a paedophile and her lack of interest in the “absolutely meticulously” recipes of Delia Smith   In 2008, Theresa May told The Guardian: “I’ve knocked on Rolf Harris’s door … Continue reading “Cooking-Up a Cock-Up”

April 11, 2016

No Trumps for Trump

by Matthew Steeples

Donald Trump’s children forget to register to vote whilst their father shows a complete lack of awareness of the rules of politics

June 8, 2015

Gillian Duffy

by General

The personification of a political swingometer

May 7, 2015

Let’s not have to turn out the lights

by Matthew Steeples

‘The Steeple Times’ reimagines ‘The Sun’s’ 1992 election winning front page and urges readers to vote Conservative

April 17, 2015

Saluting Sol

by Matthew Steeples

Sol Campbell should be saluted for participating in the Operation Black Vote campaign to encourage minorities to register to vote

February 13, 2015

Taking the UKIP

by Matthew Steeples

As UKIP select ‘pop preacher’ George Hargreaves as a candidate, we reveal details of his curious past

September 19, 2014

Won and lost

by Matthew Steeples

Gamblers are the winners and losers of Scotland’s independence referendum   Whilst Great Britain was undoubtedly the winner when the result of Scotland’s independence referendum came in at 6am on Friday, there were other clear winners and losers. United as gamblers, the first comes in the form of a punter who bet £900,000 on a … Continue reading “Won and lost”