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Tag: Wally of the Week

December 7, 2018

Wally of the Week – Tom Harwood

by Matthew Steeples

Petulant child Tom Harwood makes a nuisance of himself on ‘Politics Live’ after previously claiming he can singlehandedly defeat ISIS and making comparison of Brexit to using a condom   “Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.” Spike Milligan, Puckoon (1963)   Former leader of the student wing of Vote Leave Tom Harwood describes … Continue reading “Wally of the Week – Tom Harwood”

February 27, 2018

Wally of the Week – Brazen bread “grabber” Charlotte Day

by Matthew Steeples

Healthcare assistant Charlotte Day disgracefully moans about panic buying of bread just as homeless people freeze to death   Last week, a homeless man froze to death in Chelmsford, Essex. A week before, another was found dead on the steps of Westminster Tube station in London.   Meanwhile, yesterday, in Medway, Kent, a moaning Minnie … Continue reading “Wally of the Week – Brazen bread “grabber” Charlotte Day”

May 30, 2017

Wally of the Week – Andre Walker

by Matthew Steeples

Whackjob former Tory activist turned Jared Kushner employed ‘journalist’ Andre Walker tells ‘The Steeple Times’: “In the words of Trump: ‘You are fake news’” (and then blocks us)   Andre Walker is of the Donald Trump school when it comes to dealing with situations he doesn’t like: This former Tory bullyboy turned Breitbart braggart and … Continue reading “Wally of the Week – Andre Walker”

November 26, 2016

Wally of the Week – Joe Corré

by Matthew Steeples

Vivienne Westwood’s son pathetically burns £5 million of memorabilia as a protest; he should have given it to charity   Fans rightly reacted angrily when Dame Vivienne Westwood’s publicity loving son Joe Corré set fire to £5 million worth of memorabilia given to him by his mother and late father Malcolm McLaren on the River … Continue reading “Wally of the Week – Joe Corré”

May 10, 2016

Wally of the Week – Just Go

by Matthew Steeples

Camper van driver with no spatial awareness visits St Ives – and leaves havoc in their wake

March 23, 2016

Wally of the Week – Piers Morgan

by Matthew Steeples

Piers Morgan toadying up to Donald Trump over the terror attacks in Brussels can only be described as utterly repugnant

February 9, 2016

Wally of the Week: Jonny Smith

by General

Lottery scratch card faker Jonny Smith made an utter fool of himself (and won’t now be shopping at Waitrose)

December 19, 2015

Wally of the Week: Martin Shkreli

by Matthew Steeples

Exploitative pharmaceutical price gouger Martin Shkreli arrested on suspicion of running a Ponzi scheme

November 24, 2015

Wally of the Week: Oscar Pistorius

by Matthew Steeples

Despite remaining under house arrest, disgraced athlete turned killer Oscar Pistorius has plainly not learnt any humblesse

November 19, 2015

Wally of the Week: Mark Clarke

by Matthew Steeples

Former Conservative activist Mark Clarke is nothing but a nasty piece of work and it is right that he has been expelled

September 25, 2015

Shovingtini

by Matthew Steeples

Belgravia restaurant Salmontini named in court in relation to a shoving match between pop singer Sinitta Malone and ‘Real Housewives of Cheshire’s’ Dawn Ward

September 14, 2015

Wally of the Week: Yasmin Alibhai-Brown

by Matthew Steeples

Moaning minnie Yasmin Alibhai-Brown’s guest column for the ‘Sunday Mirror’ confirms that she truly is nothing but a harpy for hire

August 10, 2015

Wally of the Week: George Claudiu Albu

by Matthew Steeples

Irresponsible, uninsured Romanian Bentley driver George Claudiu Albu stands accused of fleeing the scene of an accident that tragically resulted in the death of a 23-year old father of one

July 9, 2015

Wally of the Week: Amy Roberts

by Matthew Steeples

Moaning Tube driver Amy Roberts sums up all that is wrong about the mentality of London Underground workers

June 29, 2015

Wally of the Week: Alison Saunders

by Matthew Steeples

Now Alison Saunders has been proven wrong for having failed to charge Lord Janner with child sex offences, she should resign or be sacked

April 26, 2015

Wally of the Week: Keith Vaz

by Matthew Steeples

It is time that the Labour politician Keith Vaz asked himself some questions about his role in protecting the alleged paedophile Lord Janner

February 4, 2015

Moron of the Month: Gregory Lauder-Frost

by Matthew Steeples

Matthew Steeples suggests Gregory Lauder-Frost, the vice president of the Traditional Britain Group, as the second The Steeple Times ‘Moron of the Moment’

January 12, 2015

Wally of the Week: Steve Emerson

by Matthew Steeples

‘Fox News’ terror expert Steve Emerson bizarrely claims Birmingham is “totally Muslim” and that religious police squads roam the streets of London and “seriously wound” people in non-Muslim dress

October 18, 2014

A crystal wheeler

by Matthew Steeples

Britain’s tackiest car, a crystal covered Mercedes, sells for just under £155,000   A previous Wally of the Week, Daria Radionova, might not be such a fool after all given that she has just sold her Swarovski crystal covered Mercedes CLS 350 for the astonishing figure of £154,600.

September 23, 2014

Wally of the Week: Daria Radionova

by Matthew Steeples

Russian student spends £20,000 covering her £25,000 Mercedes in Swarovski crystals and then wonders why she is mocked

September 15, 2014

Wally of the Week: Dame Vivienne Westwood

by Matthew Steeples

England hating designer Dame Vivienne Westwood has the right to leave   Vivienne Westwood was born in Derbyshire and made her supposed £114 million ($185 million) fortune in Great Britain. Yesterday, in using her London Fashion Week showcase to denounce the Union, she yet again showed herself to be nothing but bonkers.

August 23, 2014

Wally of the Week: David Cameron

by Matthew Steeples

David Cameron should not have gone surfing; he should have recalled Parliament   David Cameron did the right thing in returning to London in the wake of the execution of the journalist James Foley by a British jihadi. Just as President Obama did in heading off to play golf, Cameron took exactly the wrong course of … Continue reading “Wally of the Week: David Cameron”

July 9, 2014

Wally of the Week: Sir Roger Moore

by Matthew Steeples

Sir Roger Moore’s joke about being poor is nothing but offensive   Quoted in the Daily Mail’s ‘Ephraim Hardcastle’ column on Wednesday, Sir Roger Moore stated that he couldn’t afford to retire because “I have to keep working to afford petrol for my Smart car”.

June 30, 2014

Wally of the Week: Tony Parsons

by Matthew Steeples

Comparing phone hacking to Jihad is simply ludicrous   In yesterday’s Sun on Sunday, “warm heart[ed], acid tongue[d]” Tony Parsons ranted about the “waste of money” that has been the “assorted inquisitions into the newspaper industry”. Whilst much of what he stated is true, the way in which he linked this to the war on … Continue reading “Wally of the Week: Tony Parsons”

April 15, 2014

Wally of the Week: Dr Sarah Wollaston MP

by Matthew Steeples

Member of Parliament Sarah Wollaston should resign   Our Wally of the Week is a Member of Parliament named Dr Sarah Wollaston. This maliciously reckless woman is amongst those responsible for having ensured our contributor Nigel Evans was wrongly brought to trial by the Crown Prosecution Service.

April 5, 2014

Wally of the Week: Maria Miller

by Matthew Steeples

Greedy politician Maria Miller should resign   Nobody likes greedy, out of touch politicians and in Maria Miller MP this week a fine example has been exposed.

March 22, 2014

Wally of the Week: Spencer Matthews (again)

by Matthew Steeples

‘Made in Chelsea’s’ Spencer Matthews spotted sporting a most pretentious baseball cap   In a Chelsea restaurant yesterday, Made in Chelsea’s Spencer Matthews was spotted sporting a baseball cap. Hardly newsworthy but what was ridiculous about it was that it bore the caption “Fresh Ego Kid”.

March 16, 2014

Wally of the Week: Monica Porter

by Matthew Steeples

Cougar Monica Porter is a woman who needs to act her age   We’ve nothing against older women dating younger men and Joanna Lumley recently portrayed a fine example in her kiss with Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street. In recent weeks, however, the Mail Online have featured a tawdry cougar named Monica … Continue reading “Wally of the Week: Monica Porter”

February 20, 2014

Wally of the Week: Housing a hashtag

by Matthew Steeples

House PR’s “condition attached” invites score a true own goal   We’ve upset a few PRs this week but the award for the man that brought another of them down has to go to Tim Walker, The Telegraph’s ‘Mandrake’ columnist.

February 13, 2014

Wally of the Week: Katie Hopkins (again)

by Matthew Steeples

Katie Hopkins makes yet another fool of herself   Barely a day goes by without Katie Hopkins offending someone. As we pointed out last week, however, the nation has failed to understand why she does it and resultantly we’re probably amongst the few who aren’t that fussed about her latest silly remarks.

January 1, 2014

Wally of the Week: Kim Jong-un

by Matthew Steeples

Kim Jong-un is a megalomaniac with no moral compass   Kim Jong-un could easily be a Bond villain but in reality he is a monster. Having executed his own uncle, this 30-year old tyrant has used his New Year’s Day message to describe Chang Song-thaek’s killing as “resolute action” to strengthen his country.

December 19, 2013

Wally of the Week: Heather Mills

by Matthew Steeples

Heather Mills throws yet another temper tantrum   The world was sadly disappointed this morning when Heather Mills made an unwelcome return to the pages of our newspapers. Naturally, Sir Paul McCartney’s ex-wife hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons and in shouting at a Paralympics official she yet again made an utter fool … Continue reading “Wally of the Week: Heather Mills”

November 28, 2013

How not to park

by Matthew Steeples

Range Rover totals a Porsche in Moore Street, Chelsea   The power of social media was illustrated this morning when two readers of The Steeple Times, Quirina Louwman and Edward Thomson, shared images of a Range Rover Sport parked in Moore Street, Chelsea.

November 25, 2013

Wally of the Week: Mark Wright

by Matthew Steeples

Mark Wright being locked out of Twitter for an hour is hardly the end of the world   Mark Wright – who formerly appeared in The Only Way is Essex – went into meltdown on Monday after his Twitter account was temporarily hacked.

October 25, 2013

Wally of the Week: Tori Spelling

by Matthew Steeples

Tori Spelling proclaims “I have money problems”   She was born with a silver spoon yet Tori Spelling is claiming to be suffering “hard times”.

October 14, 2013

Wally of the Week: Lady Gaga

by Matthew Steeples

Lady Gaga in £1.25 million bidding war for macabre Michael Jackson images   An eight-page medical report on Michael Jackson’s hair-fire accident in the 1980s is not something most normal people would want. It’s for sale, however, according to The Mirror and Lady Gaga is supposedly after it. The price? £1.25 million.

October 3, 2013

Wally of the Week: Nathalie Pulford

by Matthew Steeples

A self-publicist we’d rather not have heard about   Our dislike for Speaker John Bercow is well known but equally ridiculous is a report in today’s Evening Standard about an incident between him and a Range Rover Sport driver named Nathalie Pulford in Ixworth Place, Chelsea.

September 14, 2013

Wally of the Week: Johnny Irwin

by Matthew Steeples

‘Escape to the Country’ presenter helps house hunting paedophile   On Wednesday afternoon, the BBC screened an episode of Escape to the Country featuring a couple named Darren and Kasia Robinson. They neglected to mention the real reason behind the pair’s desire to move to rural Wales. 

August 31, 2013

Wally of the Week: David Irving

by Matthew Steeples

Holocaust denier made a fool of (yet again)   We thought that horrific Holocaust denier David Irving had disappeared but sadly that’s not the case. He’s back and he’s still spouting nonsense, drivel and poison. Thankfully though, he’s been royally stitched up again and for that reason he is the most worthy winner of our … Continue reading “Wally of the Week: David Irving”

August 9, 2013

Wally of the Week: Sir Stephen Bubb

by Matthew Steeples

Hypocritical charity boss makes an utter fool of himself   The charity boss who stated that charity bosses earnings were “not excessive” this week it transpires had his 60th birthday party at the House of Lords paid for by donations.

August 2, 2013

Wally of the Week: Victor Lipman

by Matthew Steeples

‘Forbes’ contributor argues Twitter ‘can make you a better writer’   Forbes is a deservedly respected magazine that was established in 1917. An article it published this week written by Victor Lipman, however, makes a mockery of this otherwise fine title.

July 14, 2013

Wally of the Week: Tori Campbell

by Matthew Steeples

News presenter Tori Campbell falls for fake names hoax   A reporter who incorrectly named the crew of a plane that crashed in San Francisco as Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow had to be our Wally of the Week.

June 17, 2013

Fairycakes

by Matthew Steeples

Our ‘Wally of the Week’ Luisa Zissman chucks a cupcake out of her pram   Our first ‘Wally of the Week’, Katie Price (or whatever she’s now called), kept quiet. Our second, a cupcake maker turned contestant on The Apprentice let her rottweilers out after we shared the Sunday People’s story about her posing “topless, … Continue reading “Fairycakes”

Wally of the Week: Luisa Zissman

by Matthew Steeples

An attention seeker who needs to be removed from our screens   A contestant on The Apprentice who stated that she has “the energy of a Duracell bunny, the sex appeal of Jessica Rabbit and a brain like Einstein” most definitely had to be our second Wally of the Week.  

June 8, 2013

Wally of the Week: Katie Price

by Matthew Steeples

Katie Price is hardly a person in a position to give advice to Madonna on cosmetic surgery   Katie Price has racked up six names and three marriages since being born in 1978. Described as “football-boobed” by The Mirror, the glamour model used her weekly column in The Sun today to attack Madonna.  

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