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MOVERS & SHAKERS

The snakes and ladders of societyA chronicle of drama, scandal and success in London, Paris, New York and elsewhere

The Troubling Trumpettes

America should worry about who will guide it if Donald Trump wins this week; here we highlight a troubling example

 

This morning, in the final hours of the 2016 American election campaign, a plastic faced socialite named Toni Holt Kramer, “who flits between mansions in Florida and California” according to The Telegraph, gave an interview on ITV1’s breakfast show Good Morning Britain.

 

“We have to save America”, pined Ms Holt Kramer, a woman who travels by private jet and with a full-time bodyguard due to her “fears about the security situation in [the USA] in general”. She continued: “I’m one of many Trumpettes… Women like him… He is a perfect gentlemen to his employees. Women everywhere love him… As for any allegations, all I can say is ‘boys will be boys’, won’t they?”

 

“Bouffant blond haired and heavily made-up” Holt Kramer, it turns out, is the founder of an organisation named Trumpettes USA. She established the “movement” in September 2015, counts many wealthy Palm Beach socialites as members and urges members to “adopt a Trumpette luncheon”. These are guided by the principle of: “No more Washington witches and warlocks. Just sweet treats with our superman Donald J. Trump”.

 

Said to loathe the Black Lives Matter organisation, believe Huma Abedin and Hillary Clinton to be lovers and “respect” God and the police, Trumpettes have “made headlines for their lack of political correctness and taste for conspiracy”.

 

These odd women, whose Trumpettes USA website features an anthem titled ‘We’re Gonna Make America Great Again’ by someone named Frank di Salvo, represent the kind of people the free world will be guided by if Donald Trump wins tomorrow.

 

#GodHelpAmerica

#AnythingButHim

#DumpTheTrump

 

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4 comments on “The Troubling Trumpettes”

  1. It is all lies, Hillary is a honest woman, she is also a wife, mother and grandmother and has to juggle and balance so many balls and sometimes she can innocently drop a ball and forget to declare a gift from the rich Arabs or ask her maid to see to her e-mails, sometimes by accident delete them. Give her a break, George Soros is more understanding has been rock for Hillary. I would have thought American women would be more enthusiastic in celebrating Hillary.

  2. Has Trump any phoenician blood running through his veins like the rest of the united states royalty? if so will, he be able the get the american imports & exports going again? will he also be able to build America’s merchant navy great size again. I need a job.

    1. No, but he blessed, on his mother’s side with good Highland blood his mother being a MacLeod from the Hebrides.
      Good merchant navy islands

  3. It’s odd. Trump employees love the man.
    It shows in the fact that many have worked with him for decades. Whereas the Hag, Hillary is hated by all who work with her for her vile temper and foul language.
    She is no leader and has a face as unattractive as Rod

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