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Coronation Chaos – Who’ll Attend King Charles III’s Coronation (And Who Won’t)?

Matthew Steeples
Coronation Chaos – Who’ll Attend King Charles III’s Coronation (And Who Won’t)?

Matthew Steeples makes suggestions as to who’ll attend the coronation of King Charles III and who won’t; an interview follows tonight on Shaun Attwood’s ever popular YouTube channel

Last week, Sarah, Duchess of York yet again shoved her cloven hooves in the proverbial by appearing on Loose Women. Anything but surprising given her clearly being beyond a bit of a dimwit, the dastardly duchess also shared that she wouldn’t be attending the coronation of her ex-brother-in-law King Charles III at Westminster Abbey at 11am on Saturday 6th May 2023.

 

Tonight at 7pm GMT on Shaun Attwood’s popular YouTube channel, editor of The Steeple Times Matthew Steeples will be live to answer questions about who will and who will not be attending that service and will also be discussing the ongoing scandals and surprises of the stories about the clearly beyond broken relationship between Prince Harry, his meddling menace wife and other members of the royal family.

 

Seeking to assess – in an admittedly anything but scientific poll on Twitter this morning – Steeples asked: “Which one of the following would you least like to see attend King Charles III’s coronation?”

 

By 12 noon, 4.4% of the 343 respondents favoured Sarah, Duchess of York, 9.3% favoured Prince Harry, 19.5% favoured Prince Andrew and an astounding 66.8% favoured the Duchess of Sussex.

 

Elsewhere this week, it was reported that Prince Harry had demanded that seven members of his own family be forced to be subjected to equality training as a condition of attending his own father’s elevation. It must be remembered instead that in February 2009, the pugnacious pillock himself was sent on an equality and diversity course after proving himself a racist by calling an army colleague: “Our little P*ki friend.”

 

Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party. Follow Matthew Steeples on Twitter at @M_Steeples.

 

Pictured Top (left to right) – The disgraced Duke of York clinging to a bar during last weekend’s Easter service at Windsor (ironic really given his former ‘besties’ Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell being put behind bars); a photo of the guffawing goon that is Sarah, Duchess of York looking especially ghastly; an especially angry looking Duchess of Sussex with an especially miserable Duke of Sussex (top right) and an especially cheerful King Charles III with his especially cheerful Queen Consort wife.

 

This morning on Twitter, Matthew Steeples asked: “Which one of the following would you least like to see attend King Charles III’s coronation?” By 11:30am on Tuesday 11th April 2023, the majority of respondents (60.2%) favoured the answer: “‘Menace’ Meghan Markle” with “‘Randy’ Prince Andrew” (22.7%) coming in second. Several comments followed including: “Can we have a fifth option? ‘All of the above.’”
The seventh installment of ‘Meghan Markle Expose’ will air tonight at 7pm GMT on Shaun Attwood’s official YouTube channel and features an interview with Matthew Steeples of ‘The Steeple Times.’ Attwood has shared over 3,900 videos on it since June 2007, achieved 147 million views and has 767,000 subscribers. Follow Shaun Attwood on Twitter at @shaunattwood.
“Will the Duke and Duchess of Sussex turn up on 6th May?” is a question that is currently being discussed in public houses across the land. Matthew Steeples will discuss this with Shaun Attwood at 7pm GMT tonight, Tuesday 11th April 2023 in a YouTube video filmed on Monday 10th April 2023.
Last week, royal author Robert Jobson featured in the ‘Daily Record’ after he suggested the late Queen Elizabeth II was left “surprised” after the Duchess of Sussex told her: “I’ve got Harry” when “she advised her to turn to Sophie, Countess of Wessex for support.” In tonight’s YouTube programme Matthew Steeples will discuss whether the Duke of Sussex is a victim of Stockholm Syndrome in the style of Patti Hearst (AKA ‘Tania’ – as she became known when she joined the Symbiose Liberation Army) by his wife. Quoted in an article by Ellie Muir in the ‘Independent’ last week, Jobson observed: “Some blame Meghan Markle for the fallout, ignoring the fact that Harry to be the driving force in everything that happened [that destroyed his own relationship with his own family].”
“Will the preposterous non-sweating pillock that is the Duke of York and his dimwitted dunce, live-in ex-wife be turning up on 6th May?” is another question Matthew Steeples will discuss with Shaun Attwood this evening. This shameless duo do not deserve inviting to any party, anywhere, Steeples will suggest.
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