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Dodgy Dick Ditched

As Dame Cressida Dick gets ditched, Matthew Steeples suggests now is not the time to replace one Dick with another

Metropolitan Police commisoner Dame Cressida Dick DBE, QPM thought she was the Teflon Don. It turns out she was more like a leftover from a Tupperware party and now this incompetent woman whose total lacking of understanding that leadership must always start and stop at the top of any organisation has quite rightly been turfed out with the Tupperware party trash.

 

Forced out admittedly far too late by the frankly equally inept Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan – whom should have acted at the very latest during the shameful episode when officers mistreated ladies at a vigil for the murdered-by-a-cop victim Sarah Everard on Clapham Common in March 2021 – ‘Clinger-on Cressida’ was remembered this morning on Radio 4’s Today programme as a commissioner who “stopped listening to the public” and someone “who loved her officers too much and was always overly defensive against any form of external criticism.”

 

Though lauded as “impressive with management” by some, this University of Oxford educated daughter of two University of Oxford academics was actually out of her depth, a piss-poor communicator and totally lacking in clarity and direction. Here was a woman who simply did nothing when faced with repeated evidence that she ran a police force that was rotten at its core and dominated by misogynistic, racist, sexist bigots.

 

Dame Cressida, it must be recalled also, was herself “absolutely outraged” by the BBC Line of Duty series. Now, she like the corrupt officers in the most watched drama on British television in 13 years has been finally exposed and named and shamed and now it is time for the Met Police to do the right thing: Appoint a replacement with integrity and the ability to shakeup this deservedly disgraced law enforcement body. It is time for real change and it is most certainly time for one Dick not to be replaced with another.

 

https://twitter.com/MrKennethClarke/status/1491852428760784896
Amusingly last night, the parody Twitter account created in hour of Ken Clarke Twitter remarked: “One dick down, one to go.” Unsurprisingly this missive has already been liked over 14,000 times and retweeted 2,000 times.
https://twitter.com/ByDonkeys/status/1487115634244788224
In January, guerilla operation-style campaigners Led By Donkeys brilliantly summed up Dame Cressida’s rotten regime perfectly in a 26-second mockup shared on Twitter. In it, they spoofed ‘Line of Duty’s’ Superintendent Hastings asking the now former Metropolitan Police commissioner: “Who exactly does the Metropolitan Police work for, Ma’am? Our citizens or Boris Johnson?”

Dame Cressida Dick’s Catalogue of Errors

Currently incarcerated pension pot plunderer’s decidedly dodgy mucky madam sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell’s school and university mate will go down in history for the following:

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK6X0ePXa3w&feature=emb_imp_woyt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-Ty2o8PvOQ&feature=emb_imp_woyt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elSZtYkRQyY&feature=emb_imp_woyt
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