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Wally of the Week – Sir Cliff Richard demands “priority” play – Creepy Christian crooner Sir Cliff Richard demands his music should be given “priority” play ahead of younger artists.

Sir Cliff Richard pompously announces his calendar sales “leaves David Beckham standing” and makes Kylie Minogue’s look “meagre”

 

“The Peter Pan of Pop” Sir Cliff Richard is in jubilant mood. After having seen off various interesting allegations against him in 2016, the Christian singer has taken to the Internet to announce his calendar sales “leaves David Beckham standing” and makes Kylie Minogue’s look “meagre.”

 

The self-declared “genuine celebrity” – perceived to be a “national treasure” by some but loathed for his connections to the Krays, Rolf Harris, Sir Jimmy Savile and Lord Boothby by others – offers calendars on his official site for between £5.99 (for a “slim” Cliffy) and £9.99 (for what is bizarrely termed a “collectors edition”). Though it is supposedly “selling fast,” those with a desire for more can have Cliff in their pocket: His “official” diary can be had for just £5.99. How the ‘Faithful Ones’ fall.

 

Pictured above – Sir Cliff Richard with his friend Rolf Harris.

 

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Sir Cliff Richard with the late paedophile Lord Boothby
Sir Cliff Richard with the late paedophile Sir Jimmy Savile
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