Leah Newman: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

The Steeple Times asks the model Leah Newman: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

 

The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom.” What’s your guiding force?

Global warming.

 

“Don’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. What’s yours?

The bigger, the better.

 

Kerry Katona was considered unacceptable in 2007. Who or what is unacceptable in 2013?

It is still Kerry Katona.

 

Tony Blair misses being Prime Minister. What do you miss most in your life?

Margaret Thatcher.

 

What might you swap all your wealth for?

I’m very, very wealthy.

 

Donald Trump was once a case of: “If you owe the bank a thousand, they close you down; but if you owe the bank a billion, you own the bank.” What’s your view on the banking crisis?

I love it.

 

What phrase or word do you most loathe?

“Bastard” because it is rude but “ cunt” is acceptable in the bedroom.

 

In the UK, some people consider charity to “begin at home.” What’s your view and what causes do you personally support?

Cancer.

 

The judge in “Law Abiding Citizen” states: “I can pretty much do whatever I want” before being blown up whilst answering her mobile phone. What’s your view on the appropriate use of such devices?

Vibrators are good at vibrating but I like strap on ones.

 

If you could fill a carriage on The Orient Express, who would be your fellow passengers?

Superman.

 

If you were unfortunate enough to end up on death row, what would be your last meal and where would you eat it?

A cucumber in my mouth.

 

What time is it acceptable to consume the first drink of the day?

12.05am.

 

A Negroni, a martini or a cup of tea?

A cup of tea with no sugar because I am sweet enough.

 

Whose parties do you enjoy the most and why?

Frankie Dettori’s because he gives free drinks.

 

Who is the most positive person you know?

Me.

 

What’s your most guilty pleasure?

Prawn salad from Waitrose.

 

If a tattoo were to sum you up, what would it be of?

Don’t judge a book by its cover.

 

If you were a car, what marque would you be?

I would be a Mercedes Benz because I would corner like it was on rails.

 

Cilla Black presented “Surprise, Surprise.” Tell us the most surprising thing about you.

I am intelligent.

 

What’s currently sitting on your mantelpiece?

Candles.

 

Leah Newman is a model and the wife of former footballer, television personality and actor Neil “Razor” Ruddock.

 

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