The ‘modern day Mrs Simpson,’ the Duchess of Sussex’s, behaviour is becoming increasingly erratic; she needs to learn to control herself or she will indeed become a true laughing stock
As plain old Meghan Markle, she was known for “carefully planning” publicity stunts on Instagram and elsewhere. ‘Murky Mucky’ likes being in charge but in her latest activities, she’s just shown herself to be erratic and ridiculous.
Headlines about the Duchess of Sussex covering her face in porridge as part of her beauty regime – courtesy no doubt planted by her plainly equally bonkers PR advisors – show her not to be a woman of the people, but instead a bit of a fruit loop.
Elsewhere, that this wannabe Mother Theresa – a woman whose husband once remarked: “What Meghan wants, MEGHAN GETS!” – wrote patronising messages on bananas that were to be given to prostitutes illustrate new-found levels of arrogance on her part. She may call such actions “empowering” but even the previously toady to this former actress Piers Morgan has finally now called her out.
In summing up this tiresome woman’s activities with bananas as “meaningless, scorn-inducing guff,” Morgan is entirely right. This American transplant needs to learn to control herself and she needs to develop some dignity.
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I’d have her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Send the birdie Down Under and I’ll sort her out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She can be as bananas as she wants with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When she sees your turnip like face with a mouth like an anus she will die with fright
She needs a good spank.
The way she has treated her family is appalling. She plainly is a heartless cow.
She is no Princess Di
It will end in tears.
She’s bananas.
The job is endlessly tedious and banal. It must be soul crushing.