Giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe posed with its heart after being given the chance to slay one as a Valentine’s Day present
Whilst we’ve repeatedly covered the antics of the mentally unhinged serial endangered species killer Larysa Switlyk, today the Mirror published images of another monster posing with a “Valentine’s gift” in the form of the heart of a giraffe she’d just shot.
Shockingly shared elsewhere on Facebook by the perpetrator heself, 32-year-old Merelize van der Merwe’s “wonderful husband paid £1,500 to make her five-year dream come true at a game park last Sunday,” the paper’s Sean Rayment reported.
Going further, the Mirror revealed: “She plans to use her 17-year-old victim’s skin as a rug – and posted her pic with the comment: ‘Ever wondered how big a giraffe’s heart is? I’m over the moon with my Valentines present!’”
In response to this shocking news, Elisa Allen of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals quite rightly concluded:
“One day, trophy hunting will be listed as a sign of a psychiatric disorder, as it should be today. It is grandiosity, serial killing, and bloodlust paired with a burning desire to show off.”
A Change.org petition seeking to ban self-proclaimed “public figure” van der Merwe from Facebook was started 4 years ago, but unlike The Steeple Times’ one seeking to achieve the same for fellow Donald Trump obsessive Larysa Switlyk on Instagram, attracted just 457 supporters and was closed.
Join the 17,100 people who’ve already signed a Change.org petition seeking to get ‘blue ticked’ bear slaying barbarian Larysa Switlyk banned from Instagram by clicking here. One seeking to achieve the same for Merelize van der Merwe on Facebook deserves to achieve a similar level of success.
Update: 22nd February 2020 – A petition seeking to ban Merelize van der Merwe from Facebook is now live on Change.org. Please sign it by clicking here.
Deranged deviant Merelize van der Merwe on…
Death threats
“So, after all these death threats from people sitting comfortably behind a computer 15,000 kilometers away, it made me realise one thing… I haven’t hunted enough! So, I’ll go hunt some more tonight!”
Mental disorders
“We have seen mental disorders grow especially with social media giving these people a voice and openly expressing unnatural hatred towards people they never met with Instagram and Facebook. We in the hunting industry I’m sure deals [sic] with more of these unstable people then the psychiatric ward itself.”
“So please next time if someone attacks you for hunting, just remind them they forgot their pills this morning and let’s get these people under control.”
Truth and poetry and hunting
“Truth is like poetry and most people f**king hate poetry… Same when it comes to hunting and conservation people only listen to what they want to hear and not the truth.”
Liberals
“It’s just these new age liberals who piss and moan and say hunting isn’t natural… You aren’t natural.”
Kenya
“Kenya has sold its soul to the devil, AKA animal rights activists.”
Prince Harry
“Soon he’ll be back in diapers.”
Donald Trump
“I love Trump because he pisses off all the people I can’t stand.”
“What a privilege it was to look up to a President and know how a President should run a country. Today many are heartbroken across the world.”
“I salute you President Trump. What a man you are and may God bless you on your next chapter in life.”
On those that opposed Trump
“Eat a bag of dicks you dirty f**king communists.”
Celebrating killing an elephant
“After the elephant was down I went to buy beer and gin for team motivation. The next day I looked like a red crab.”
Why she likes killing elephants
“Tell me how hunting [elephants] doesn’t benefit people and the ecosystem.”
How she feels after a “kill”
“I was like a child for two weeks, counting the days. Afterwards I was flooded with emotions.”
People who protect elephants
“Never underestimate the power of stupid.”
People who object to the vile images she shares on social media
“To the dumb f**k who tried to report my video, take this and shove it where the sun doesn’t shine.”
“If you’re looking for a safe space, my page ain’t it… Move along, snowflake.”
Charity and hunting
“Charity is not sustainable, hunting is.”
Killing endangered species and conservation
“The only people protecting these animals are trophy hunters.”
Why she massacres endangered species
“In the end I’m nothing but yet another slave to this trade and a willing one too. The only time I find peace is living life on the edge. I firmly believe one is born like this and not made.”
“We will keep on fighting the animal rights mafia propaganda as hunting has proven sustainable for wildlife.”
“A day without blood is like a day without sunshine… Nature is not a Disney fairytale.”
