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MOVERS & SHAKERS

The snakes and ladders of society A chronicle of drama, scandal and success in London, Paris, New York and elsewhere

Mrs Milf

Mrs Milf: A lady with a cupcake and a whip who’ll solve all your problems be they in the bedroom department or elsewhere

 

Mrs Milf
Mrs Milf

My husband says he feels like a woman inside.  Does that mean he’s a lesbian?

Antonia G., Windlesham, Surrey

No. It just means that he’s odd.

 

My girlfriend is demanding that I find her G-spot but I don’t know where to start to look or if it even exists. If you know, please could you tell me where it is and what I should do with it?

“The Spy”, Belgravia, London, SW1

I think the G-spot is located half way between Gucci and Gabbana.

 

My boyfriend keeps asking me if he is the best at sex.  What should I tell him?

Hannah G., Cheltenham, Gloucestershire

If he is the best he wouldn’t need to ask.

 

Is there ever a best time to offer anal sex?

Araminta T., Tarporley, Cheshire

Yes: The night before your Conservative MP husband is going on a foreign trip.

 

I came back early from a company meeting. I was shocked to find my husband (who is presently unemployed) dressed in my favourite dress. Even more shocking is that he looks better in the outfit than I do. Which should I discard? My wardrobe, my husband or both?

Samantha D., Notting Hill, W11

Think positive. The underlying message in this is not that your husband’s a pervert or that you’re living in a lavender marriage. Plainly your husband has style deep down and wants to go clothes shopping with you. This is great as you can double up on your wardrobe. Be sure to take lots of iPhone photos of him to show how proud you are and set up a website for the name and name it Husbands in Dresses. It will go viral.

 

Mrs Milf welcomes your questions for her weekly column. Please submit them to her via editorial@thesteepletimes.com. She does not enter into individual correspondence and she won’t visit your home for personal consultations. Some names have been changed to protect the modesty of the individuals and their problems.

 

 

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3 comments on “Mrs Milf”

  1. Excellent! However, I’m deeply upset that I was not offered this inspiring and valuable position on the Steeple Times. When she calls in with a ‘sicky’ then please contact me. Thanks.

  2. A business partner Esra Siebra and I operated a concession store in Africa. Our clientele was migrant workers.
    We were sort of in the rag trade. We kept minimum stocks of female undergarments for the benefit of the visiting wives. Esra had a phobia for underwear, he even feared his own underwear. He was a very shy man, he could not stand the sight of a thong. He broke out in a sweat and experienced palpitations. I ended up having to do all the ordering and stock control. To this day, it remains a unexplained phenomenon. He consulted the witch doctors and shrinks, but they did not know their ass from their elbows either.
    Perhaps Mrs Milf can shed some light on this.

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