That Anthea Turner continues to behave as if she’s a teenage hottie is quite beyond preposterous
Divorcee Anthea Turner – or ‘F**k I used to be famous’ to her friends – is a woman incapable of behaving appropriately.
On Tuesday, Turner – a woman best known for grubbily posing (for a chunk of wonga) with a Cadbury’s Flake shoved in her gob at her marriage to ‘F**k I want to be famous’ Grant Bovey – was pictured with Lizzie Cundy, who appeared to be dressed like a scrubber in a see-through top, at the launch of the newly relocated Wellington Club. Following on from the debacle at ‘The Welly’ (as suburbanites often call it), this cringeworthy pair of old slappers got together again yesterday for a “lunch celebration” at the well-known television personality Aldo Zilli’s San Carlo restaurant and again made utter fools of themselves in matching leather trousers.
‘Princess Tippytoes,’ as the media sometimes brands this “incredibly annoying” woman, is someone the public rightly loves to hate. We can report that her rider list at photoshoots includes arrogant instructions along the lines of: “Don’t speak to me because I’m incredibly famous” and that when she put in an appearance on one red carpet and wasn’t recognised, she threw a spectacular temper tantrum.
Come on ‘Anth’ – Your time doing Miss World style poses is up. Grow old gracefully, put yourself out to pasture and do us all a favour; please just go fade into provincial obscurity.
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