Playboys swarming the streets of SW3 have turned Brompton Cross into the Arabian answer to Oxford Circus
Animals allegedly went into The Ark 2×2 and last night, in London’s Brompton Cross visiting Arabs paraded in a similar fashion.
Travelling in pairs in super cars (a stretch 6×6 Mercedes G-Wagen being amongst the most ludicrous) with garish yet very expensive garb (nothing less than Billionaire and Vertu is good enough), these perfume bathers bizarrely showed their winter outfits – which included padded vests and fur shawls – to SW3 in August.
With many glowing also in luminescent splendour, these playboy brats swarmed the pavements like wasps. They enveloped their surroundings as a hovering mass and showed off in multi-coloured Veyrons and Wraiths. They did not stop for cover even when it rained and bemused residents were left overwhelmed by nothing but a sickly stench.
Since the visiting super-rich – whose prime activities consist of preening and promenading – actually spent very little (they mostly drink water), they contributed hardly anything to the local economy. Their ostentatious annual invasion has sadly become accepted as “normal” but it shouldn’t be such: Brompton Cross is now little more than the Arabian answer to Oxford Circus. It’s worse than a Greek tragedy.
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