Goat Killers Gone! Mark’s Club Banish Sick Capreolus Club

Matthew Steeples

3 years ago

Goat Killers Gone! Mark’s Club Banish Capreolus Club Beer

As Mark’s Club claim they never even agreed to an event for the twisted twerp members of the goat slaying Capreolus Club, we delight in the fact that they’ve now removed promotion of their September shenanigans and celebrate the success of our Change.org petition

There’ll now thankfully be no shenanigans on the terrace at the especially ritzy Mark’s Club in Mayfair for members of the Capreolus Club on 8^th September 2022 if Belle Wade, director of events for The Birley Clubs is to believed.

Responding to our now marked as “successful” Change.org petition and article yesterday against news that Peter Jones, the chairman of the Capreolus Club – a clearly twisted encourager of others to go around massacring goats in northern England and Scotland – was set to host an event at their 46 Charles Street, W1 premises, Ms Wade remarked:

“My colleague passed on your email requesting for comment regarding a booking allegedly taking place at Mark’s Club in September.”

“I can confirm we are not hosting this event at Mark’s Club and do not have any reservations for anybody on that date under any names associated with that event. We have now asked them to remove this from their website.”

Later, going further after being asked to clarify if Mr Jones was a member of any club forming part of the Birley group, Ms Wade cited GDPR restrictions as a reason for neither confirming nor denying such. She added:

“To clarify – this event was never booked at Marks Club. As soon as it was brought to our attention that the event was being promoted as being hosted with us, we asked them to remove it from their website: It was not a case of it ever being booked in with us and then us asking them to remove. I just wanted to make that clear.”

Clearly most curious given this shows that the animal killing club – which has now deleted the link to its 8^th September 2022 event from its website – not only goes around sickly slaying innocent, harmless goats, but also hosts pretend events also, here is a victory for common sense and decency.

Goats – ONE; Capreolus Club – NIL.

Pictured top – A goat sampling a pint or five of beer in celebration; goats and goat lovers everywhere will now be joining that one and will celebrate the news that the twisted members’ club that organises goat killing has now been stopped from promoting its supposedly never happening in the first place bash at Mark’s Club on 8^th September 2022.

Why on earth would anyone want to shoot a hardy domesticated ruminant mammal with backward-curving horns? You’d have to be decidedly deranged to wish to view participating in such as pleasurable. Whilst most people enjoy walking, reading, watching films and fine dining, members of the club run by Peter Jones prefer to go around massacring such beautiful creatures for utterly no good reason. Though they pay around £1,000 for the ‘privilege,’ they would be better confined to where they really belong – mental institutions.

All reference to the 8th September event at Mark’s Club in Mayfair has now been removed from the goat slaying club’s website. Disgustingly, however, the page has been replaced with a picture of a beautiful deer. No doubt the sick members of this cretinous “club” would take equal pleasure in massacring this beauty also. Shame on them.

***It took ‘The Steeple Times’ just 12 signatures on Change.org before a stop was put to the 8th September event – an event that supposedly had never even been organised in the first place.***

Now, again today, we urge readers of ‘The Steeple Times’ to join the 46,539 people who have signed our Change.org petition seeking a ban on the evil giraffe slayer Merelize van der Merwe from Facebook.

Now, again today, we also urge readers of ‘The Steeple Times’ to join the 21,119 people who have signed our Change.org petition seeking a ban on the blue ticked abuser of endangered animals Larysa Switlyk from Instagram.

The sick Capreolus Club should now accept that the public loathe its vile activities and it should jolly well close down. Slaughtering harmless goats in the United Kingdom and elsewhere should be permanently stopped and those that celebrate doing such should be repeatedly named and shamed.