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The New Porn Parish Of RBKC – “Explicit Gay Porn” Actor Lloyd North Becomes Conservative Councillor

Matthew Steeples
The New Porn Parish Of RBKC – “Explicit Gay Porn” Actor Lloyd North Becomes Conservative Councillor

EXCLUSIVE – Matthew Steeples suggests the biggest story about last night’s local elections has been missed – the Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea now has a one-time “explicit gay porn” actor as a councillor, whether he is into “tractor porn” like ex-MP Neil Parish is unknown but today we condemn also his decision to share imagery of knives

 

Whilst, for the Conservatives, the most cataclysmic cacophonies of chaos of the local elections 2022 came last night in the form of the loss of the “blue rinse” flagship councils of Wandsworth and Westminster – most famous as the setting of the scandal of the now ex-Dame Shirley Porter’s gerrymandering in the 1980s – the mainstream media have missed a far more saucy and sexually charged Tory story from the night.

 

Featured in everywhere from The Times to the crusading local blogs From The Hornets Nest (FTHN) and This Is North Kensington (THINK) when his candidacy for the Conservative Party was announced, a clearly anything but ‘conservative’ in his past ‘extra-curricular’ activities chap named Lloyd Lewis North – porn name: ‘Warren Lord’ – secured 995 votes in the Campden Ward in the Tory stronghold that is The Royal Borough of Kensington And Chelsea and was thus elected as one of fifty of the local authority’s councillors.

 

Described by John Reynolds in The Times in March 2018 as having once “appeared in a string of explicit gay porn films and participated in International Mr Leather, one of the world’s biggest fetish events,” Mr North – who the paper added “is thought to have retired from the porn industry” – joins Lady ‘Call Me Catherine’ Faulks and someone named Preety Manhar Pancholi Hudd as one of the ritzy area’s representatives.

 

Whether Mr North shared his past career ‘highlights’ with the buffers of Kensington whilst campaigning remains unknown. However, with Neil Parish now gone as an MP after watching ‘tractor porn’ on his mobile device in the House of Commons Chamber, we’d most definitely suggest that his Tory colleagues should be sure not to be Googling ‘Warren Lord’ whilst in session at Kensington Town Hall in Hornton Street, W8.

 

Elsewhere, in a post on Facebook, shared on 31st October 2013, Mr North – who has worked as British Airways steward, according to FTHN and posed in an outfit where he displayed a “passing resemblance to Baroness Thatcher” also – offered up a photograph of a person with a noose around their neck brandishing a very large carving knife. “Happy Halloween – ‘Boo’ – at Wolverton Gatehouse” he boomed. Asked by someone named Jimmy Bramlett: “Aren’t you gonna [sic] wear a costume?” the now The Royal Borough of Kensington And Chelsea Conservative councillor for the Campden Ward responded: “Be afraid, be kinda [sic] afraid.”

 

A 2022 report by the very local authority Lloyd North now sits as a councillor for revealed that “in the last 3 years there have been 87 victims of knife injuries in RBKC under the age of 25” and that “knife crime with injury offences have been increasing year on year in RBKC.” In 2021 alone, “there were 11 teenagers that were known to be a victim of a stabbing in RBKC.”

 

It is most certainly now time for Councillor North to consider whether sharing such a photograph on a publicly viewable social media site – and one that is mostly used by millennials – is an appropriate act for someone whose work will now include dealing with the impact of knife crime in the Campden Ward.

 

Pictured top – Now former Conservative Member of Parliament for Tiverton and Honiton (2010 – 2022) and former Conservative Member of the European Parliament for South West England (1999 – 2009) Neil Quentin Gordon Parish wrecked his career by watching porn in the House of Commons and getting caught (left), he claimed to be looking for “Dominator tractors” but ended up instead it seems with “dominatrices” (pictured left); “explicit gay porn actor” Lloyd North, one of three councillors for the Campden Ward of The Royal Borough of Kensington And Chelsea since 5th May 2022 (pictured right).

 

The now distinctive tattoo of Councillor Lloyd Lewis North (pictured also left campaigning complete with a blue rosette for the Conservatives in The Royal Borough of Kensington And Chelsea) is clearly displayed in both his ‘adult’ shot and a more innocent ‘holiday photo.’
Mr North – whose “former partner, Ben Grey, was an adult film star who died in 2007 after injecting crystal meth and suffocating himself” according to ‘The Times’ – presents himself in a much more ‘conservative’ fashion in photographs shared on his Facebook page.
In a post on Facebook, shared on 31st October 2013, Lloyd Lewis North offered up a photograph of a person with a noose around their neck brandishing a very large carving knife. Frankly, for someone who has sought high office and is a member of the Conservative Party, one has to ask: “Is that appropriate?”
Most photographs on the new Tory councillor’s Facebook page feature more ‘conservative’ moments of his life – amongst them, this image of him on 24th April 2013 posing with a cardboard cutout of Queen Elizabeth II.
In May 2011, ‘From The Hornets Nest’ reported that Lloyd North had been selected as a candidate for the Conservatives in the Brompton Ward of RBKC. The blog shared also that the “ardent fan of former PM and Chelsea resident Maggie Thatcher” had “started his own Facebook fan page” devoted to her. That page is now defunct it seems, but ‘FTHN’ also revealed there was a “mock up picture of a character from ‘Little Britain,’ with Hornet believes is Mr North’s features superimposed onto the photo. Quite what this has to do with the Iron Lady is anyones guess, but expect it is supposed to show a passing resemblence to Baroness Thatcher – how this rather disrespectful approach squares with the supposed fan base is another thing.”
Whether Neil Parish’s ‘tractor porn’ involved gay or straight individuals is unknown. Whether he has watched fellow Tory Lloyd North’s ‘works’ ever is also unknown.
The now former MP and former MEP has been unsurprisingly widely mocked on social media. Of him whilst sharing a picture of Parish’s farm and a tractor located there, journalist Lewis Clarke remarked: “I’m not remotely turned on it by myself, but each to their own I suppose.” Whether the new councillor for Campden Ward, Kensington’s porn ‘works’ will be turning on or alternatively scandalising anyone in the council chambers of RBKC remains yet to be seen.
Of the now former Tiverton and Honiton MP, Labour MP Angela Rayner – herself known for joking about her own ‘Sharon Stone moment’ in Parliament and then bleating and blubbing that those that repeated such were sexists – tweeted: “He was looking for tractors but ended up with porn actors? Neil Parish must think you were all born yesterday.”
Last night’s big local elections 2022 shock came in the form of the Tories losing not only Wandsworth but also Westminster. The last time the party got a genuine shock there was after the scandal of the then Dame Shirley Porter being surcharged for gerrymandering as part of the “homes for votes scandal.”
Further shock might come in the Royal Borough of Kensington And Chelsea if an Estonian ex-convict and ‘Playboy’ cover girl named Anna-Maria Gaoljan joins ex-porn actor Lloyd ‘Mr Leather’ North on the council. As was reported in ‘The Steeple Times’ in late April, Miss Galojan – who has been snapped with everyone from Boris Johnson to Prince Michael of Kent – was recently appointed to the committee of Campden Ward Conservatives and thus became the second “saucy” sort to hold a position in the party in that locality. Pwoah!
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