Isn’t it “convenient” that the “sweaty nonce” Prince Andrew has caught COVID-19? The fan of young ladies aged 19 and under does have something to celebrate – a song about him is rocketing up the charts
Meanwhile elsewhere, the thankfully croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s bestie is for once rocketing up the popularity charts. A somewhat explicit song about him by a rock band named The Kunts has now made it to the UK’s top twenty trending tunes.
Pictured top – The Queen’s second son escorting his mother at the memorial to his father on Tuesday 29th March 2022 at Westminster Abbey.
— Kunt and the Gang (@kuntandthegang) May 31, 2022
Twitter users reacted to Prince Andrew having to cancel attending Jubilee events due to getting coronavirus by calling it “convenient” and referencing him as a “lying, sweaty nonce.”
“Sweaty nonce” is a pair of words that will now forever be primarily linked to a mouthy-mouse-not-a-man who paid £12 million to a woman he supposedly never met let alone allegedly abused.The photograph – taken supposedly by Jeffrey Epstein – on the first-floor landing at 44 Kinnerton Street, Belgravia, London, SW1X 8ES, United Kingdom on 10th March 2001 that has been shared by the world’s media in hundreds of thousands of articles and analysed countless times by countless experts. It features the renegade royal with the then Virginia Roberts and the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell and it will deservedly forever haunt this reprehensible ratbag.Convicted sex offenders are clearly welcome at the House of York and once he gets better, maybe the Duke of York might invite around some old chums to celebrate. Predators he’s previously hung out with including Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell all attended Princess Beatrice’s 1888 themed 18th birthday party at Windsor Castle on 15th July 2006. The event cost a reported £400,000 and other guests numbered more innocent sorts including Sir David Frost, Pixie Geldoff, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and Kelly Osbourne.“Make new friends, but keep the old; the new are silver, the old are gold” is something that hasn’t quite worked out at the House of York. Stripped of his honours and unable to join Jubilee parties for his mum, the Duke of York will be free – when out of isolation – to spend time with people like Stuart Hall, Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein, but all three turned out to be sexual predators. The first’s out of jail and in location unknown so that might be hard, the second is rotting in the clink and the third has croaked. “With friends like these, who needs enemies?”There’s also the option of the bungling, coffin dodging Putin apologist Bernie Ecclestone. Perhaps the skinflint could bring round a Sloppy Giuseppe from Pizza Express (Woking branch), but likely the old crone might struggle to get his ex-wife Slavica Radić’s to empty a penny or two from the Bambino trust that she controls.‘Simple Sarah’ and ‘Angry Andy’ could spend time (when he’s got over his “convenient” bout of COVID-19) with Ghislaine Maxwell, but she’s currently rather incoveniently incarcerated. They do have the options of the “Chanel-clad” Baroness Meyer, but she’s probably busy post-charity-tinpot-banging pompously pontificating in the House of Lords and then there is the disgraced ex-Bell Pottinger honcho James Henderson. They do say “people’s choices of friends reflect their own characters” and this lot certainly are a very curious mirror one could argue.
