The Steeple Times

Justin Bieber

The Steeple Times

12 years ago

This Canadian pop musician rose from poverty to become an international sensation with huge amounts of power over his “Beliebers”. Now wealthy beyond comprehension, this Fisker driving youngster is turning into an arrogant, aggressive brat who fails to turn up to concerts on time and gets aggressive with photographers. “Racks of servers are devoted to Bieber” by Twitter as he acquires one new follower a second and the website Klout suggests he has a higher online influence than Barrack Obama and The Dalai Lama. If he doesn’t sort himself out, this “teen heartthrob” could quite predictably go the same way as Lindsay Lohan.

The Roll Call - MEDIA MOUTHPIECES

1

Robert Oxley (AKA Rob Oxley)

2

The Rt. Hon. Theresa Villiers MP (AKA ‘The Telegraph Crow’)

3

Adam Marchment (AKA ‘Man on the Run’ and ‘The Marchment Man’)

4

Anne Marie Waters

5

Leanne Ratcliffe (AKA ‘Freelee the Banana Girl’)

6

Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor

7

Nick Harrington

8

Michael Heaver

9

Stephen Miller

10

Chris Bryant MP

11

Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

12

Constance Briscoe

13

Tom O’Carroll

14

The Rt. Hon. Harriet Harman QC, MP

15

Diane Abbott MP

16

Julie Burchill

17

Michèle, Lady Renouf (born Michèle Mainwaring)

18

Raheem Kassam

19

Lizzie Cornish

20

Joshua Bonehill-Paine

21

Mary Whitehouse CBE (1910 – 2001)

22

Diane Abbott MP (Member of Parliament for Hackney North and Stoke Newington)

23

Carole Malone

24

Miriam O’Reilly

25

Amanda Platell

26

Baroness Warsi

27

Frank Furedi (born Ferenc Furedi)

28

Barbara Driver

29

Anton Casey

30

Kanye West

31

Jack Monroe (also known as “A Girl Called Jack”)

32

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (born Yasmin Damji)

33

Charlie Cooper

34

Katie Hopkins (nicknames include The Wicked Witch of the West, Cruella De Vil, Widow Twanky, Miss Piggy and Patrick Bateman)

35

Panda Morgan-Thomas

36

Chloe Madeley

37

Amanda Knox

38

Richard Littlejohn

39

Sandi Toksvig

40

Tanya Gold

41

Justin Bieber

42

Judy Finnigan

43

Vicky Pryce

44

Lance Armstrong

45

Kay Burley

46

Liz Jones

47

Angela Epstein

48

Jan Moir

49

Nadine Dorries MP

50

Paul Burrell RVM

51

Michael “Mick” & Mairead Philpott

52

Clarence Mitchell

53

Karen Matthews

54

Michael Savage (born Michael Alan Weiner)

55

Heather Mills (formerly known as Heather Mills-McCartney & Lady McCartney)

56

Sally Bercow

57

Samantha Brick

58

Sir Christopher and Lady Meyer

59

Trenton Oldfield

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