“Who the f*ck is Matt Forde?” – allegedly the words of Noel Gallagher – are the first thing one encounters on accessing the website of this comedian and one time political advisor to the Labour Party. Nottingham born and the son of a former nun, Forde’s Twitter handles reads: “A talentless liar, a shameless sycophantic sell-out with a jelly spine and a mush mind”. As well as presenting a show named The Political Party with Matt Forde, this TalkSport late-night host welcomes abuse but “just give it [to him] on Twitter and make it brief”. Undoubtedly one of Tony Blair’s biggest apologists, Matt Forde described his favourite former Prime Minister as: “The best Labour leader and the best Prime Minister in history” in 2014. Churchill and Thatcher plainly passed this “hypocritical new Labour Adolf Blair-loving hippy scumbag” by.

The Roll Call - PRESENTERS AND POLITICOS

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Sharon Hodgson MP

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Betsy DeVos (née Elisabeth Prince)

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The Rt. Hon. The Lord Ashdown GCMG, CH, KBE, PC (better known as Paddy Ashdown)

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Baroness Pidding CBE (AKA, “The Bet Lynch Baroness”, born Emma Pidding)

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Diane Sawyer (born Lila Diane Sawyer)

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Ashley Mote

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Victoria Borwick MP (AKA “VB” and “Lady Borwick”, née Victoria Poore)

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Christine Walkden

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Mhairi Black MP

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The Rt. Hon. The Lord Boothby KBE (born Robert Boothby, also known as Bob Boothby, 1900 – 1986)

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Jack Duffin

12

Daniel Topolski (1945 – 2015)

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Julia Hartley-Brewer

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Dr Hyacinth Morgan (1885 – 1956)

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Joanne Coburn (AKA “Jo” Coburn)

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Kate Williams

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Jon Favreau (AKA “Favs” Favreau)

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Matt Forde

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Anna Soubry MP

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Dame Elaine Kellett-Bowman DBE (1923 – 2014)

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The Rt. Hon. Dame Eliza Manningham-Buller DCB

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Gavin Newsom

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Sir Bernard Ingham

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Stella Creasy MP

25

Paul Staines (AKA Guido Fawkes)

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The Rt. Hon. the Baroness Neville-Jones DCMG PC

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The Rt. Hon. The Lady Garden of Frognal

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Jean Barker, Baroness Trumpington DCVO, PC

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Martha Kearney

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Giulio Andreotti (1919 – 2013)

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Brian Coleman

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Kathy Clugston

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Barbara Walters

34

Clare Balding

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The Rt. Hon. Margaret Hodge MBE MP (also known as Lady Hodge)

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Dan Penteado

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Esther McVey MP

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The Rt. Hon. Theresa May MP

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The Rt. Hon. Gregory Barker (AKA “Greg Barker”)

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John Simpson CBE

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Terry Venables

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Sir David Frost, Kt., OBE (1939 - 2013)

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Lizo Mzimba