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The Pret Spitter

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The Pret Spitter

The Pret SpitterAlways in a red ski jacket and always with a trolley and umbrella, The Pret Spitter is a most unpleasant vagrant. A definite loner and spotted on the streets of Chelsea and South Kensington, this Eastern European or perhaps Russian man loathes computers and has been known to spit at Apple Mac laptops in Pret South Kensington. In past years, he probably was spotted gobbing at Johnny Rotten.

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    The Roll Call - CHARACTERS

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    Steve Cotten (AKA 'Britain's Grumpiest Landlord')

    2

    Mrs Filthy Piece of Toerag

    3

    Angela Millington (1981 – 2014)

    4

    The Cheery Street Sweeper

    5

    Katherine Knight

    6

    Brenda from Bristol

    7

    The Cross Word Couple (AKA ‘The Crossword Couple’)

    8

    The Pret Prayer

    9

    The Pret Sleeper

    10

    Prince John Zylinski
    The Pret Spitter

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    The Pret Spitter

    12

    Marina Gibson

    13

    Margaret Wooliscroft

    14

    Angelo Vizcaino

    15

    Mr Penny Farthing

    16

    Adolfo Orsi, Jr.

    17

    Helen Brach (AKA “The Candy Lady”, 1911 – 1977, body never found)

    18

    Mikel Ruffinelli

    19

    Ziyanda Palesa Tutu

    20

    Kensington Claus

    21

    The Knightsbridge rose seller

    22

    Sam Malin and Irène Major (AKA “Lord and Lady Hailes”)

    23

    Paul and Selena Bailey

    24

    John Bly

    25

    Joyce Cohen (formerly Joyce McDillon, née Joyce Lemay)

    26

    Malavath Poorna

    27

    Linda Sandler

    28

    Pablo Salcedo

    29

    Pedro López (AKA “The Monster of the Andes”)

    30

    June and Leon Bernicoff

    31

    Leah Chase (AKA “The Queen of Creole Cuisine”)

    32

    Dominic and Stephanie Parker (AKA “The Posh Couple”)

    33

    Sarah Meakin

    34

    Julia Bradbury

    35

    Raine Spencer; Raine, Countess Spencer (AKA “Acid Raine”)

    36

    Hannah Campbell (AKA “The Bionic Woman”)

    37

    Candida Lycett Green (1942 – 2014; nicknamed “Wibz”)

    38

    The musical tramp

    39

    Doris Thompson MBE OBE (1903 – 2004) and Geoffrey Thompson (1936 – 2004)

    40

    Charity Charity

    41

    Kimi Räikkönen

    42

    Elisabetta and Francesca Grillo

    43

    Kester Thomas (1975 – 2013)

    44

    Gavin Rankin

    45

    Marina Oswald Porter (born Marina Nikolayevna Prusakova, Russian: Марина Николаевна Прусакова)

    46

    Elena Salvoni (1920 – 2016)

    47

    Sultan Kösen

    48

    Boaty Boatwright (also known as Boaty Boatwright Baker)

    49

    Cedric Robinson MBE

    50

    Oliver Newton

    51

    Don who's Donna at night

    52

    Captain Pugwash (AKA ‘Captain’ Michael M. Maricic)

    53

    Peter Grace OBE (1938 – 2013)

    54

    Jim Bowen (born Peter Williams)

    55

    Derek Bell MBE

    56

    Pamela Jennings (better known as “Soho Pam”, 1964 - 2013)

    57

    £50 grifter

    58

    Parrot Man

    59

    Jocelyn Wildenstein (née Périsset and also known as “Jocelynnys Dayannnys da Silva Bezerra”)

    60

    John Gaze (1947 - 2011)

    61

    Charlie Richardson (1934 – 2012)

    62

    Count Robin de la Lanne-Mirrlees (1925 – 2012)

    63

    Christian Gerhartsreiter (main alias Clark Rockefeller)

    64

    The Rt. Hon. Baroness Shackleton of Belgravia LVO (Fiona Shackleton)

    65

    Sir Peter O'Sullevan CBE (1918 – 2015)

    66

    Nancy Wake AC GM (1912 – 2011)

    67

    Claus Von Bülow

    68

    Alexander Fiske-Harrison

    69

    Lord Lucan (also known as Richard John Bingham, 7th Earl of Lucan)

    70

    Umberto Scomparin

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