Umberto Scomparin The Steeple Times 13 years ago You won’t meet a maître d’ like him. Scomparin does a mean Liverpudlian impression and following a stint at the now defunct Ilia, he’s moving on to pastures new. An evening in his company is always going to be jolly. The Roll Call - CHARACTERS < Categories 1 Steve Cotten (AKA 'Britain's Grumpiest Landlord') 2 Mrs Filthy Piece of Toerag 3 Angela Millington (1981 – 2014) 4 The Cheery Street Sweeper 5 Katherine Knight 6 Brenda from Bristol 7 The Cross Word Couple (AKA ‘The Crossword Couple’) 8 The Pret Prayer 9 The Pret Sleeper 10 Prince John Zylinski 11 The Pret Spitter 12 Marina Gibson 13 Margaret Wooliscroft 14 Angelo Vizcaino 15 Mr Penny Farthing 16 Adolfo Orsi, Jr. 17 Helen Brach (AKA “The Candy Lady”, 1911 – 1977, body never found) 18 Mikel Ruffinelli 19 Ziyanda Palesa Tutu 20 Kensington Claus 21 The Knightsbridge rose seller 22 Sam Malin and Irène Major (AKA “Lord and Lady Hailes”) 23 Paul and Selena Bailey 24 John Bly 25 Joyce Cohen (formerly Joyce McDillon, née Joyce Lemay) 26 Malavath Poorna 27 Linda Sandler 28 Pablo Salcedo 29 Pedro López (AKA “The Monster of the Andes”) 30 June and Leon Bernicoff 31 Leah Chase (AKA “The Queen of Creole Cuisine”) 32 Dominic and Stephanie Parker (AKA “The Posh Couple”) 33 Sarah Meakin 34 Julia Bradbury 35 Raine Spencer; Raine, Countess Spencer (AKA “Acid Raine”) 36 Hannah Campbell (AKA “The Bionic Woman”) 37 Candida Lycett Green (1942 – 2014; nicknamed “Wibz”) 38 The musical tramp 39 Doris Thompson MBE OBE (1903 – 2004) and Geoffrey Thompson (1936 – 2004) 40 Charity Charity 41 Kimi Räikkönen 42 Elisabetta and Francesca Grillo 43 Kester Thomas (1975 – 2013) 44 Gavin Rankin 45 Marina Oswald Porter (born Marina Nikolayevna Prusakova, Russian: Марина Николаевна Прусакова) 46 Elena Salvoni (1920 – 2016) 47 Sultan Kösen 48 Boaty Boatwright (also known as Boaty Boatwright Baker) 49 Cedric Robinson MBE 50 Oliver Newton 51 Don who's Donna at night 52 Captain Pugwash (AKA ‘Captain’ Michael M. Maricic) 53 Peter Grace OBE (1938 – 2013) 54 Jim Bowen (born Peter Williams) 55 Derek Bell MBE 56 Pamela Jennings (better known as “Soho Pam”, 1964 - 2013) 57 £50 grifter 58 Parrot Man 59 Jocelyn Wildenstein (née Périsset and also known as “Jocelynnys Dayannnys da Silva Bezerra”) 60 John Gaze (1947 - 2011) 61 Charlie Richardson (1934 – 2012) 62 Count Robin de la Lanne-Mirrlees (1925 – 2012) 63 Christian Gerhartsreiter (main alias Clark Rockefeller) 64 The Rt. Hon. Baroness Shackleton of Belgravia LVO (Fiona Shackleton) 65 Sir Peter O'Sullevan CBE (1918 – 2015) 66 Nancy Wake AC GM (1912 – 2011) 67 Claus Von Bülow 68 Alexander Fiske-Harrison 69 Lord Lucan (also known as Richard John Bingham, 7th Earl of Lucan) 70 Umberto Scomparin 71 Roll-Call-Personalities-Characters
