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Please, God No… ‘The Tig’ To Be Revived By ‘HighGella Lawson’ Wannabe Meghan Markle

Please God No… ‘The Tig’ To Be Revived By ‘HighGella Lawson’ Wannabe Meghan Markle

As the Duchess of Sussex gets busy with ‘lemon olive oil cake’ for a new cookery book and revives ‘The Tig’ also, one is left wondering if she’ll collaborate with Elizabeth Arden and promote ‘todger cream’ as well

Only the Duchess of Sussex – a wack job woman who once wrote messages on bananas and gave them to prostitutes – could think that a ‘lemon olive oil cake’ is a recipe that sounds appealing.

 

Now, with news that this deranged diva is submitting such for inclusion in a cookery book and planning to revive her tedious The Tig blog, it seems that the mendacious meddler formerly known as Meghan Markle clearly has aspirations of becoming the next Nigella Lawson.

 

Not content with interfering in international affairs and throwing hissy fits about not being welcomed into the royal family in the manner that she demanded, here is a pugnacious pest who simply doesn’t understand that the world would rather she just shut up and sauntered off to Siberia.

 

According to the Mirror’s Sophie Goodall, the duchess has given her “famous recipe” (“famously awful,” more like) to the Spanish chef Jose Andres for his forthcoming tome, The World Central Kitchen Cookbook.

 

Confirming this on the Archewell website, a statement from ‘MeGain’ patronisingly declared that she’d sent a letter to accompany her recipe and that it read:

 

“Sometimes we overlook how much it matters to express thanks and show appreciation. Perhaps we realise now more than ever that fundamental human moments, like enjoying a meal together, fill us up with more than just food (even if that food is delicious!).”

 

“To that point, we hope you enjoy the offering we baked for you – a small token of thanks, from our home to yours. Our hope with this effort is to show that, when we all participate, even the smallest actions can have a ripple effect. Even individual actions can impact the whole of us.”

 

In it its previous incarnation The Tig was subtitled with a message informing followers that they must pronounce the wine after which it was named ‘teen-ya-nello.’ God only knows what she’ll be captioning her oil slick cake with; a message from Elizabeth Arden about ‘todger cream’ perhaps?

 

Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party.

 

Pictured Top – ‘Mucky Meg’ baking cakes; no doubt there will be a lot more of this going on when the revived ‘The Tig’ launches, but will Oprah Winfrey and Gwyneth Paltrow, for example, be bothering to join in?

 

What’s the truth about the stories that abound about the Duchess of Sussex?

 

If the petulant public and most definitely anything but private pest that is the ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ dares to talk of Tignanello on ‘The Tig 2.0,’ sales of that wine will most definitely plummet.
That this former ‘Suits’ actress thought it appropriate to give prostitutes bananas that she’d daubed “you are loved” across about sums up her lack of class, decency or common care for fellow humans. The Duchess of Sussex ought to jolly well just remain silent; it’d be the best course of action.
The thought of ‘Murky Mucky’ taking over any kitchen would be enough to turn anyone off their supper. Given her predilections for temper tantrums, even Gordon Ramsay might run for the hills if she dares enter his culinary domain.
Part 1 of Matthew Steeples’s ‘Meghan Markle Expose’ interview with Shaun Attwood has been watched over 193,000 times on YouTube. Subsequent episodes 2, 3 and 4 have also been watched many thousands of times in addition.
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