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    How does this end? The government needs a new approach to Brexit – Matthew Steeples foresees a need for the government to accept that their Brexit strategy is simply not working and change tact.

    How does this end?

    Matthew Steeples foresees a need for the government to accept that their Brexit strategy is simply not working and change tact; news that Porsche will introduce a surcharge of 10% is proof of how bad a situation we are now in   “How does this end?” sensibly asked Alison McGovern MP after th ...   Continue reading

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    Awful Alison – Conviction of anti-Semitic nutter Alison Chabloz upheld – Anti-Semitic songwriter and Holocaust denier Alison Chabloz deserves her convictions; may she now disappear forever.

    Awful Alison

    Anti-Semitic songwriter and Holocaust denier Alison Chabloz deserves her convictions; may she now disappear forever   Self-professed “revisionist” Alison Chabloz is loathe ...   Continue reading

    The Modern Day Marie Antoinette – The Duchess of Sussex – It is wrong that the Duchess of Sussex is being treated as a victim; she chose her path and should learn to accept criticism.

    The Modern Day Marie Antoinette

    Matthew Steeples suggests that is wrong that the Duchess of Sussex is being treated as a victim; she chose her path and it is time she accepted that with being a public figure, cri ...   Continue reading

    Shady Brady: Lady Brady is a total disgrace for supporting Philip Green – Lady Brady yet again proves herself to be nothing but a disgrace with no moral compass.

    Shady Brady

    Lady Brady yet again proves herself to be nothing but a disgrace with no moral compass   Lady Brady – a vile woman with an acid tongue whose attack on James Stunt was nothin ...   Continue reading

    • How does this end? The government needs a new approach to Brexit – Matthew Steeples foresees a need for the government to accept that their Brexit strategy is simply not working and change tact.

      How does this end?

      Matthew Steeples foresees a need for the government to accept that their Brexit strategy is simply not working and change tact; news that Porsche will introduce a surcharge of 10% ...   Continue reading

    • Vanish The Vagrancy Act – 1824 Vagrancy Act should be repealed – Matthew Steeples joins those calling for the Vagrancy Act to be urgently repealed; homeless people need help and not hate.

      Vanquish The Vagrancy Act

      Matthew Steeples joins those calling for the Vagrancy Act to be urgently repealed; homeless people need help and not hate   News that a 31-year-old homeless man was found dead ...   Continue reading

    • A Terrible Ticket – Jailing of Fiona Onasanya MP is ludicrous – Matthew Steeples suggests the jailing of Fiona Onasanya MP over her lies over a speeding ticket is quite absurd.

      A Terrible Ticket

      Matthew Steeples suggests the jailing of Fiona Onasanya MP over her lies over a speeding ticket is quite absurd   They say: “Don’t kick a dog when it’s down,” but plai ...   Continue reading

    • The DisUnitedKingdom – Stop hating one another Britain – Britain has descended into Brexit chaos. Whether you’re a Brexiteer or Remainer, it is time we stopped hating one another.

      The DisUnitedKingdom

      Matthew Steeples suggests Britain has descended into chaos as a result of Brexit and whether you’re a Brexiteer or Remainer, it is time we stopped hating one another   One i ...   Continue reading

    • Birthday Bigots – ‘Daily Mail’ attack James Stunt on his birthday – Matthew Steeples suggests the ‘Daily Mail’ simply conformed to type in attacking James Stunt on his birthday.

      Birthday Bigots

      Matthew Steeples suggests the ‘Daily Mail’ simply conformed to type in attacking James Stunt on his birthday   ‘The Daily Fail’ is always capable of conforming to type ...   Continue reading

    • Bercow’s Brilliance – John Bercow finally does the right thing – Matthew Steeples does a U-turn and salutes John Bercow.

      Bercow’s Brilliance

      Matthew Steeples does a U-turn and salutes John Bercow   John Bercow is a truly repugnant specimen. Aside from being married to a vile woman – and one that is most definitel ...   Continue reading

    • Arise The Gavinator – Gavin Newsom becomes Governor of California – Gavin Newsom brings hope to America and we expect him to great things as 40th Governor of California; we also urge him to do what he can to free the victims of parental abuse, the Menendez brothers

      Arise The Gavinator

      Gavin Newsom brings hope to America and we expect him to great things as 40th Governor of California; we also urge him to do what he can to free the victims of parental abuse, the ...   Continue reading

    • The Flaws of Fat Cat Friday – Friday 4th January 2019 – Matthew Steeples suggests that ‘Fat Cat Friday’ is actually not such a bad thing.

      The Flaws of Fat Cat Friday

      Matthew Steeples suggests that ‘Fat Cat Friday’ is actually not such a bad thing   Today is branded ‘Fat Cat Friday’ by some in the UK. They moan that business chief e ...   Continue reading

    • Punish Pavement Pests – Ban rollerblades and pavement scooters – In the wake of a rollerblader causing a woman severe head injuries, Matthew Steeples demands ‘pavement pests’ – including those blessed scooters – be banned.

      Punish Pavement Pests

      In the wake of a rollerblader causing a woman severe head injuries, Matthew Steeples demands ‘pavement pests’ – including those blessed scooters – be banned from spaces mea ...   Continue reading

    • Stupid Politics – Row over Jeremy Corbyn “stupid woman” comment – The behaviour of Jeremy Corbyn yesterday is indicative of a new low in the conduct of British politicians suggests Matthew Steeples.

      Stupid People

      The behaviour of Jeremy Corbyn yesterday is indicative of a new low in the conduct of British politicians suggests Matthew Steeples   Yesterday in the House of Commons, yah-bo ...   Continue reading

    • Falling Down Flass – Flass, Maulds Meaburn, Penrith, Cumbria, CA10 3HN, United Kingdom – To be offered at auction with a guide price of just £460,000 ($596,000, €525,000 or درهم2.2 million) by auctioneers Harman Healy – Grade II* listed Cumbrian mansion once marketed for £1.5m for sale for just £460,000; scene of UK’s biggest ever cannabis raid in 2012.

      Falling Down Flass

      Grade II* listed Cumbrian mansion built by opium dealer and once marketed for £1.5 million for sale for just £460,000; it was also the scene of the UK’s biggest ever cannabis r ...   Continue reading

    • A Poldark-esque Pad – Ty Uchaf, Nant Gwrtheyrn, Llithfaen, Pwllheli, Gwynedd, Wales, United Kingdom, LL53 6HL, Wales – For sale for £750,000 ($963,000, €840,000 or درهم3.5 million) through Carter Jonas – Welsh coastal farm with beach and derelict quarry for sale for just £750,000; its environs were home to an alleged spy in WW2.

      A Poldark-esque Pad

      Welsh coastal farm with beach and derelict quarry for sale for just £750,000; its environs were home to an alleged spy in the Second World War   The BBC One hit series Poldar ...   Continue reading

    • Mrs Simpson Farmed in Mayfair – Farm House, 22 Farm Street, Mayfair, London, W1J 5RQ, United Kingdom – For sale for £11.75 million ($14.95 million, €13.12 million or درهم54.90 million) through Knight Frank.

      Mrs Simpson Farmed in Mayfair

      Mayfair “farmhouse” where Mrs Simpson began her affair with the then Prince of Wales for sale for 147% more than it was marketed for in 2012   Last marketed at a price of £4. ...   Continue reading

    • The Art of The Tablescape – London launch of Tables d’Exception – Tables d’Exception by Hubert de Vinols launched at Rolls-Royce in Mayfair by Alexandra Foley, 29th November 2018 – Guests included Heather Bird Tchenguiz, Liz Brewer, Basia Briggs, Dr Mark Collins, Navjot Dhanoa, Constantin Gordon, William Hanson, Christopher Hargreaves, Christian Huhnt, David Jenkins, Richard Martyn-Hemphill, Lord Oxmantown Marie-Athena Papathanasiou, Alexis Parr, Melleney Samsudin and Matthew Steeples.

      The Art of The Tablescape

      ‘Tables d’Exception’ launched at Rolls-Royce in Mayfair   On 29th November 2018, the extremely connected and delightfully affable Alexandra Foley organised a party for h ...   Continue reading

    • From Ceaușescu to The Queen – 1967 Rolls-Royce state landaulet originally built for the Communist dictator Nicolae Ceaușescu – but considered too extravagant even by him – and later used by Her Majesty The Queen to be auctioned by RM Sotheby’s on Friday 18th January 2018 at their Arizona 2019 – Estimate: £791,000 to £1.2 million ($1 million to $1.5 million, €880,000 to €1.3 million or درهم3.7 million to درهم5.5 million).

      From Ceaușescu to The Queen

      1967 Rolls-Royce state landaulet originally built for the Communist dictator Nicolae Ceaușescu – but considered too extravagant even by him – and later used by Her Majesty The ...   Continue reading

    • A Fire Sale – Parnham House, Beaminster, Dorset, DT8 3LZ, United Kingdom – For sale for £3 million ($3.8 million, €3.3 million or درهم13.8 million) through Sanderson Weatherall; former home of the late Michael and Emma Treichl.

      A Fire Sale

      Repossessed Grade I listed Dorset mansion once worth circa £15 million for sale for £3 million; the catch? It’s burnt to the ground   An “exceptionally important,” Gra ...   Continue reading

    • A Dictator Rides – 1969 Mercedes-Benz 600 Four-Door Pullman – To be auctioned with an estimate of of £157,000 to £196,000 ($200,000 to $250,000, €176,000 to €220,000 or درهم735,000 to درهم918,000) and will be sold at RM Sotheby’s Peterson Automotive Museum auction on 8th December.

      A Dictator Rides

      Superb example of the “world’s ultimate limousine” to be auctioned; the Mercedes-Benz 600 Pullman was the favourite of dictators across the globe   Produced from 1963 to ...   Continue reading

    • A Castle With A Catch – McDermott’s Island, Lough Key, Boyle, County Roscommon, Ireland – Romantic island in Ireland complete with its own castle for sale for just £80,000; there is, of course, a catch – Offered with a guide of £79,000 ($102,000, €90,000 or درهم373,000), bidding opens on 7th December and closes on the 13th December though BidX1.

      A Castle With A Catch

      Romantic island in Ireland complete with its own castle for sale for just £80,000; there is, of course, a catch   A 0.54 acre island at the southeastern end of Lough Key, nea ...   Continue reading

    • Moscow Nights – John Simpson marks the publication of his novel ‘Moscow Nights’ at Daunt Books in Marylebone

      Moscow Nights

      John Simpson marks the publication of his novel ‘Moscow Nights’ at Daunt Books in Marylebone   Described as: “An engaging yarn with a strong, sometimes mischievous autob ...   Continue reading

    • The Final Festivals of 2018 – Where to go for food, games and music? Fabio Contissa suggests three festivals worth visiting in the UK before 2018 is out

      The Final Festivals of 2018

      Where to go for food, games and music? Fabio Contissa suggests three festivals worth visiting in the UK before 2018 is out   Padstow Christmas Festival, Padstow, Cornwall   I ...   Continue reading

    • The Modern Day Marie Antoinette – The Duchess of Sussex – It is wrong that the Duchess of Sussex is being treated as a victim; she chose her path and should learn to accept criticism.

      The Modern Day Marie Antoinette

      Matthew Steeples suggests that is wrong that the Duchess of Sussex is being treated as a victim; she chose her path and it is time she accepted that with being a public figure, cri ...   Continue reading

    • Happily Poor – Michael Carroll – From a lot to a little – “Lotto lout” Michael Carroll’s reaction to becoming utterly broke will surprise.

      Happily Poor

      “Lotto lout” Michael Carroll’s reaction to becoming utterly broke will surprise   Howard Hughes once said: “Money can’t buy happiness” and then someone else later ...   Continue reading

    • Manic Meghan – Duchess of Sussex has become most erratic – The Duchess of Sussex’s behaviour is becoming increasingly erratic; she needs to learn to control herself.

      Manic Meghan

      The ‘modern day Mrs Simpson,’ the Duchess of Sussex’s, behaviour is becoming increasingly erratic; she needs to learn to control herself or she will indeed become a true laug ...   Continue reading

    • Is That The Chinese Takeaway? Clive Swift – Richard Bucket – dies – A tribute to Clive Swift, better known as Richard Bucket in the classic sitcom ‘Keeping Up Appearances”

      Is That The Chinese Takeaway?

      A tribute to Clive Swift, better known as Richard Bucket in the classic sitcom ‘Keeping Up Appearances’   Some might say: “They don’t make television like they used to ...   Continue reading

    • Wallies of the Week – Foolish Fogle and Joyless Judy – Ben Fogle and Judy Finnigan are our most worthy Wallies of the Week.

      Wallies of the Week – Foolish Fogle and Joyless Judy

      Ben Fogle and Judy Finnigan are our most worthy Wallies of the Week   Two of the most irritating people to inflict misery on our screens have yet again excelled themselves.   ...   Continue reading

    • Fishwife Ferne – Ferne McCann in drink throwing incident – Reality television ‘star’ and ex-girlfriend of acid thrower Ferne McCann caught hurling drinks at National Television Awards.

      Fishwife Ferne

      Reality television ‘star’ and ex-girlfriend of acid thrower Ferne McCann caught hurling drinks at National Television Awards   Ferne McCann and chucking things seem to go ...   Continue reading

    • Awarding a Pun – Party crasher David Pun remerges like a rat – Rat-like party crasher David Pun puts in an appearance at the ‘Mayfair Times’ Awards at Claridge’s.

      Awarding a Pun

      Rat-like party crasher David Pun puts in an appearance at the ‘Mayfair Times’ Awards at Claridge’s   Last night, at Claridge’s, blagger and ligger David Pun put in app ...   Continue reading

    • A Knightsbridge Nuisance – ‘The Steeple Times’ highlights Knightsbridge’s worst nuisance neighbour; meet hotel and leisure fund manager Jochen Schaefer-Suren.

      A Knightsbridge Nuisance

      ‘The Steeple Times’ highlights Knightsbridge’s worst nuisance neighbour; meet hotel and leisure fund manager Jochen Schaefer-Suren   Jochen Schaefer-Suren clearly is som ...   Continue reading

    • The Collapse of Chelsea Character – The death of Chelsea, SW3 – Matthew Steeples celebrates the nicknames of Chelsea’s characters but regrets that the area itself is rapidly being stripped of the very character that made it so appealing

      The Collapse of Chelsea Character

      Matthew Steeples celebrates the nicknames of Chelsea’s characters but regrets that the area itself is rapidly being stripped of the very character that made it so appealing   ...   Continue reading

    • Moron of the Moment – Prince Harry – With his marriage to the former Meghan Markle, Prince Harry has morphed into an utter bore.

      Moron of the Moment – Prince Harry

      With his marriage to the woman formerly known as Meghan Markle, Prince Harry has morphed into an utter bore   Prince Harry used to be a fun loving sort. He boozed, partied and ...   Continue reading

    • Praise Be To Pret – Pret should be saluted for helping the homeless – Matthew Steeples salutes Pret for doing more than most to help homeless people get jobs and permanent accommodation; others and the government should follow suit

      Praise Be To Pret

      Matthew Steeples salutes Pret for doing more than most to help homeless people get jobs and permanent accommodation; others and the government should follow suit   Pret a Mang ...  Continue reading

    • Harridan Heather – That Heather Mills (McCartney) has returned to the public eye is nothing but awful; please could someone just send her to Siberia?

      Harridan Heather

      That Heather Mills has returned to the public eye is nothing but awful; please could someone just send her to Siberia?   When one thought the worst was over and one of Britain ...  Continue reading

    • Billing Against Brexit – As a restaurant popular with politicians adds anti-Brexit slogans to its bills, it must be highlighted that the hospitality industry is entirely dependent on immigrant workers.

      Billing Against Brexit

      As a restaurant popular with politicians adds anti-Brexit slogans to its bills, it must be highlighted that the hospitality industry is entirely dependent on immigrant workers &nbs ...  Continue reading

    • Supporting Giovanni – Giovanni restaurant, 6 Yeoman’s Row, SW3 2AH – Matthew Steeples criticises ‘Evening Standard’s’ Benedict Moore-Bridger for his unjustified attack on the Knightsbridge restaurant Giovanni.

      Supporting Giovanni

      Matthew Steeples criticises the ‘Evening Standard’s’ Benedict Moore-Bridger for his unjustified attack on the Knightsbridge restaurant Giovanni   Benedict Moore-Bridger ...  Continue reading

    • Proudly Proudlock – Restaurateur and Chelsea beacon Michael Proudlock dies – Co-owner of Foxtrot Oscar on Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, London, SW3

      Proudly Proudlock

      Restaurateur and Chelsea beacon Michael Proudlock dies   Michael Proudlock left this earth in a fashion befitting of a bon viveur. After a “lavish lunch” at PJ’s on Tues ...  Continue reading

    • Caught on Caramel – South Kensington restaurant fire was arson

      Caught on Caramel

      Fire at Caramel restaurant in South Kensington suspected to be arson   Now, in the wake of the fire at Caramel restaurant on Brompton Road, South Kensington last week, police ...  Continue reading

    • Caramelized – Former La Brasserie (now Caramel) suffers fire – Frontage of former La Brasserie premises in South Kensington – now Caramel – burnt to a crisp on morning of 6th December 2018.

      Caramelized

      Frontage of former La Brasserie premises in South Kensington – now Caramel – burnt to a crisp   Last night, at around 3.30am, the frontage of Caramel on Brompton Road in S ...  Continue reading

    • CocktailING – Evening Standard disgraces itself (yet again) – Matthew Steeples tears apart ‘ES’ magazine’s new restaurant critic for using a ridiculous non-word – “cocktailing”

      CocktailING

      Matthew Steeples tears apart ‘ES’ magazine’s new restaurant critic for using a ridiculous non-word – “cocktailing”   In this week’s ‘ES’ magazine a prat (pic ...  Continue reading

    • A Romantic Takeaway – Daily Mail report on the British Takeaway Awards – Daily Mail focuses on the story of the year – that Spencer Matthews attended the British Takeaway Awards; you couldn’t make it up

      A Romantic Takeaway

      Mail Online focuses on the story of the year – that Spencer Matthews and his wife went on “date night” at the British Takeaway Awards; you couldn’t make it up   You ca ...  Continue reading

    • Snowflake Society – Waitrose should sell poppies not attack William Sitwell – Matthew Steeples supports William Sitwell and suggests his employer Waitrose develop a better moral compass before attacking him

      Snowflake Society

      Matthew Steeples supports William Sitwell and suggests his employer Waitrose develop a better moral compass before attacking him   Aristocrats have a habit of saying stupid th ...  Continue reading

    • Shame, Sheep and Trump – Donald Trump Jr., Kimberly Guilfoyle and Larysa Switlyk – Donald Trump’s son and his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle – the ex-wife of the Democrat ‘Gavinator’ and governor of California – should be utterly ashamed of themselves for associating with the sheep and goat slayer Larysa Switlyk

      Shame, Sheep and Trumps

      Donald Trump’s son and his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle – the ex-wife of the Democrat ‘Gavinator’ and governor of California – should be utterly ashamed of themselves fo ...   Continue reading

    • A Mega Priced Metro– 1985 MG Metro 6R4 to be auctioned with an estimate of £180,0000 to £200,000 ($227,000 to $253,000, €200,000 to €222,000 or درهم835,000 to درهم928,000) on 12th January 2019 through Silverstone Auctions at their Autosport International Sale 2019 at the NEC, Birmingham.

      A Mega Priced Metro

      1985 MG Metro 6R4 to be auctioned; it has an extraordinary estimate of £180,000 to £200,000 and just 175 miles on the clock   With over 1.5 million built during its producti ...   Continue reading

    • Moron of the Moment – Goat and sheep shooter Larysa Switylik – Goat, peacock and sheep killer Larysa Switylik is an evil, disgrace; she even posed next to one of her ‘victims’ with a sex toy.

      Moron of the Moment – Larysa Switlyk

      Goat, peacock and sheep killer Larysa Switylik is an evil, disgrace; she even posed next to one of her ‘victims’ with a sex toy   With 87,000 followers on Instagram and 17 ...   Continue reading

    • The Modern Macnab – Achnabourin Estate, Bettyhill, Sutherland, Scotland – For sale for £995,000 ($1.3 million, €1.1 million or درهم4.7 million) through Goldsmith & Co. Estate Agents – 5,885 acre Scottish estate that offers the perfect opportunity to bag a ‘Macnab’ for sale for less than a price of a poky Knightsbridge flat.

      The Modern Macnab

      6,000 acre Scottish estate that offers the perfect opportunity to bag a ‘Macnab’ for sale for less than a price of a poky Knightsbridge flat   John Buchan’s 1925 novel J ...   Continue reading

    • Sick Sabs – Hunt saboteurs who trolled dead woman are a disgrace – Hunt saboteurs who trolled the family of a dead huntswoman should be ashamed of themselves.

      Sick Sabs

      Hunt saboteurs who trolled the family of a dead huntswoman should be ashamed of themselves   There are three kinds of hunt saboteurs. There are the principled ones, there are ...   Continue reading

    • Brilliant Berkoff – Steven Berkoff shares his views on the slaying of a family of baboons by an American monster named Blake Fischer.

      Brilliant Berkoff

      Steven Berkoff shares his views on the slaying of a family of baboons by an American monster named Blake Fischer   This week, the actor, writer and playwright Steven Berkoff t ...   Continue reading

    • Unfinished Business – £16.5 million ($21.6 million, €18.8 million or درهم78.9 million) for Sudeley Lodge, Sudeley Road, Winchcombe, Gloucestershire, GL54 5JB, United Kingdom through estate agent Knight Frank – 519 acre Gloucestershire estate goes on sale for £16.5 million in spite of needing a further £1.5 million spent on it.

      Unfinished Business

      519 acre Gloucestershire estate complete with “challenging” high bird estate goes on sale for £16.5 million in spite of needing a further £1.5 million spent on it   A ri ...   Continue reading

    • Casino London – Fabio Contissa offers advice on how to make the most of a visit to one of London’s casinos.

      Casino London

      Fabio Contissa offers advice on how to make the most of a visit to one of London’s casinos   The city of London is known for the many things on offer in regards to entertain ...   Continue reading

    • A Half Million Hut – £500,000 ($654,000, €562,000 or درهم2.4 million) for Wall Holm Boathouse, Glenridding, Ullswater, Lake District, Cumbria, CA11 0PF through estate agents Fine & Country – Lakeland boat house goes on sale for somewhat ambitious sum of £500,000 in spite of not having any residential accommodation.

      A Half Million Hut

      Lakeland boat house goes on sale for somewhat ambitious sum of £500,000 in spite of not having any residential accommodation   A boat house on the lake where Donald Campbell ...   Continue reading

    • Put A Helmet On – Tour de France winner Geraint Thomas is right to demand all cyclists be forced to wear helmets.

      Put A Helmet On

      Tour de France winner Geraint Thomas is right to demand all cyclists be forced to wear helmets   Yesterday, in an interview in the Sunday Times Magazine, this year’s winner ...   Continue reading

    • Awful Alison – Conviction of anti-Semitic nutter Alison Chabloz upheld – Anti-Semitic songwriter and Holocaust denier Alison Chabloz deserves her convictions; may she now disappear forever.

      Awful Alison

      Anti-Semitic songwriter and Holocaust denier Alison Chabloz deserves her convictions; may she now disappear forever   Self-professed “revisionist” Alison Chabloz is loathe ...  Continue reading

    • A £75k MayBeNOT – £75,000 for an evening at the Proms with Theresa May – Would someone be insane enough to pay £75,000 for an evening with the dreariest and worst ever Prime Minister Theresa May?

      A £75k MayBeNOT

      Would anyone be insane enough to pay £75,000 for an evening with Theresa May or £175,000 for a set of posters signed by her?   If you want to hear someone repeat the words ...  Continue reading

    • Rolf’s Rotters – Rolf Harris supporters Jonathan King & Lizzie Cornish – Loopy Lizzie Cornish and paedophile pop promoter Jonathan King leap to the defence of child abuser and playground pest Rolf Harris.

      Rolf’s Rotters

      Loopy Lizzie Cornish and pop paedophile Jonathan King leap to the defence of child abuser and playground pest Rolf Harris   Disgraced music mogul Jonathan King is someone who ...  Continue reading

    • Nissan IS Leaving – Led By Donkeys take an ad van to Leave.EU’s HQ – Crowdfunded advert van campaign used to illustrate the lies told by Brexiteers to those working at Leave.EU’s headquarters.

      Nissan IS Leaving

      Crowdfunded advert van campaign used to illustrate the lies told by Brexiteers to those working at Leave.EU’s headquarters   The Vote Leave campaign used its bus to tell lie ...  Continue reading

    • The Playground Pest – Rolf Harris invades a school playground – That the vile paedophile Rolf Harris turned up to wave at children in a school playground is proof that he should be sectioned.

      The Playground Pest

      That the vile paedophile Rolf Harris turned up to wave at children in a school playground is proof that he should be sectioned   They say: “A picture tells a thousand words ...  Continue reading

    • Losing Labour – News that a “group of Labour MPs” are set to quit the plainly out-of-touch party to form a “breakaway movement” is positive for Britain; disaffected Tories should follow suit

      Losing Labour

      News that a “group of Labour MPs” are set to quit the plainly out-of-touch party to form a “breakaway movement” is positive for Britain; disaffected Tories should follow su ...  Continue reading

    • The Vile Vazs Strike Again – Keith and Valerie Vaz – Awful People – Keith Vaz MP’s sister proves herself to be just as grasping as her vile rent-boy loving pervert brother Keith Vaz MP.

      The Vile Vazs Strike Again

      Keith Vaz MP’s sister proves herself to be just as grasping as her vile rent-boy loving pervert brother   Most people think rent-a-gob Keith Vaz to be quite bad enough. This ...  Continue reading

    • Trevor’s Last Quack – Trevor the duck dies on island of Niue – Duck famous for being lonely and the only one on the isolated Pacific island of Niue dies; Trevor was killed by a stray dog.

      Trevor’s Last Quack

      Duck famous for being lonely and the only one on the isolated Pacific island of Niue dies   The death of a duck on an isolated island would not normally arouse much interest b ...  Continue reading

    • Finding the Facts – MailOnline publish more fake news about James Stunt – ‘MailOnline’ yet again publishes utter drivel about James Stunt; they should cease their unjustified campaign against this businessman.

      Finding the Facts

      ‘MailOnline’ yet again publishes utter drivel about James Stunt; they should cease their unjustified campaign against this businessman   In The Talented Mr. Ripley, the de ...  Continue reading

    • Brainless Borwick – Lady Borwick supports the ivory trade – Lady Borwick yet again puts her foot in it and again defends the senseless ivory trade; shame on her.

      Brainless Borwick

      Lady Borwick yet again puts her foot in it and again defends the senseless ivory trade; shame on her   Poor Borwick! She just cannot help herself. After making a mighty fine f ...  Continue reading

    BRAINSTORM

    The comings and goings of the entrepreneurial classes

    • Shady Brady: Lady Brady is a total disgrace for supporting Philip Green – Lady Brady yet again proves herself to be nothing but a disgrace with no moral compass.

      Shady Brady

      Lady Brady yet again proves herself to be nothing but a disgrace with no moral compass   Lady Brady – a vile woman with an acid tongue whose attack on James Stunt was nothin ...  Continue reading

    • Sharing Stunt – James Stunt shares advice on Instagram live feed – Businessman and philanthropist James Stunt shares advice on how to achieve success via his social media account.

      Sharing Stunt

      James Stunt shares advice on how to achieve success via his social media account and interacts with his followers by answering questions live   In a move that shows he’s qui ...  Continue reading

    • Philly G. Fails – Sir Philip Green banged to rights by The Telegraph – Bully and braggart Sir Philip Green ditches his libel action against ‘The Telegraph’ and is met with a bill of £3 million in costs alone.

      Philly G. Fails

      Bully and braggart Sir Philip Green ditches his libel action against ‘The Telegraph’ and is deservedly met with a bill of £3 million in costs alone   Described as “Shyl ...  Continue reading

    • The Business of Shopify – Best examples of how to utilise Shopify – The rise of Shopify stores and highlights examples of how it is best being used

      The Business of Shopify

      New contributor Rik Snuiverink examines the rise of Shopify stores and highlights examples of how it is best being used   The word ‘entrepreneur’ conjures up certain image ...  Continue reading

    • A Moral Vacuum – Brexiteer Sir James Dyson is nothing but a hypocrite – Billionaire Brexiteer James Dyson (yet again) shows himself as nothing but a self-serving prick in relocating his HQ to Singapore.

      A Moral Vacuum

      Billionaire Brexiteer James Dyson (yet again) shows himself as nothing but a self-serving prick in relocating his HQ to Singapore   Yesterday, in the wake of the crappy hoover ...  Continue reading

    • Bitter Toxic Brady – Lady Brady branded a bitter, toxic feminist after going on a publicity tour for her pretentious ‘Get What You Want’ podcast.

      Bitter Toxic Brady

      Lady Brady branded a “bitter, toxic feminist” after going on a publicity tour for her pretentious ‘Get What You Want’ podcast   Last year, Baroness Brady of Knightsbri ...  Continue reading

    • Seeking Success – Help a young man by offering him advice – Matthew Steeples urges successful readers of The Steeple Times to help an ambitious young man who had the courage to write to the residents of London’s most prosperous areas asking for advice.

      Seeking Success

      Matthew Steeples  urges successful readers to help an ambitious young man who had the courage to write to the residents of London’s most prosperous areas asking for advice   ...  Continue reading

    • Real estate investor Davide Giardino – What’s on your mantelpiece? A 20-question interview with Beverly Hills and Great LA based economist turned real estate investor Davide Giardino.

      Davide Giardino – What’s on your mantelpiece?

      A 20-question interview with economist turned real estate investor Davide Giardino   The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom.” What’s your guiding force? “The happiness a ...  Continue reading

    • Microlino co-founder Oliver Ouboter – What’s on your mantelpiece? A 20-question interview with Oliver Ouboter; the co-founder of the imminently launching innovative Swiss ‘bubble car’ – the Microlino.

      Oliver Ouboter – What’s on your mantelpiece?

      A 20-question interview with Oliver Ouboter; the co-founder of the imminently launching innovative Swiss ‘bubble car’ – the Microlino   The Steeple Times shares “wit and w ...  Continue reading

    • The Affair That Never Was – Ben Fogle, Ben Foden and the Daily Mail – As the Mail Online makes yet another balls-up, The Steeple Times suggests that Lord Rothermere hire a decent copy checker – Rugby player Ben Foden supposedly embarked on a relationship with PR woman Becky Milne whilst still married to ‘The Saturday’s’ singer Una Healy; television presenter Ben Fogle was mistakenly brought into the mix by a rather ineffectual ‘Mail Online’ copychecker – The story of The Man Who Never Was was inspired by an incident involving Dame Paddy Ridsdale, Ian Fleming’s secretary and later the inspiration for the Bond character Miss Moneypeny, during the Second World War

      The Affair That Never Was

      As the Mail Online makes yet another balls-up, The Steeple Times suggests that Lord Rothermere hire a decent copy checker   As was the case with the amazing yet surprisingly t ...  Continue reading

    THE WIRE

    Science, technology and gadgets

    • The Point of POS – Developments in point of sale systems – Lucy Smith takes a look at developments in point of sale systems.

      The Point of POS

      Lucy Smith takes a look at developments in point of sale systems   It is human nature to take for granted that which we interact with on an daily basis. After all, when was th ...   Continue reading

    • A Beginner’s Guide to E-Commerce – New contributor Lucy Smith shares her thoughts on how to make the most of the world of electronic commerce.

      A Beginner’s Guide to E-Commerce

      New contributor Lucy Smith shares her thoughts on how to make the most of the world of electronic commerce   Have you been ever considered opening up an online store? Do you h ...   Continue reading

    • A Bit Of An Enigma – Bonhams in Knightsbridge, London to auction two Enigma machines at their science and technology sale for six figure sums. The respective reserves for the machines are £150,000 to £200,000 ($197,000 to $263,000, €169,000 to €225,000 or درهم724,000 to درهم965,000) and £100,000 to £150,000 ($131,000 to $197,000,

      A Bit Of An Enigma

      Bonhams to auction two Enigma machines at their science and technology sale for six figure sums   Tomorrow in Knightsbridge, Bonhams will auction two Heinsoeth Und Rinke enigm ...   Continue reading

    • The King of Caravans – One-of-a-kind “big caravan-house” with patio on the roof for sale for £30,000 ($38,500, €33,200 or درهم141,500); the current owner bought it for just £1 and spent £70,000 restoring it – For sale through RM English estate agents in York.

      The King of Caravans

      One-of-a-kind “big caravan-house” with patio on the roof for sale for £30,000; the current owner bought it for just £1 and spent £70,000 restoring it   Believed to be t ...   Continue reading

    • The Bubble is Back – £10,800 for minute Microlino electric car – New electric Swiss ‘bubble car’ expected to launch in December; 7,200 orders have already been placed for the £10,800 Microlino.

      The Bubble is Back

      New electric Swiss ‘bubble car’ expected to launch in December; 7,200 orders have already been placed for the £10,800 Microlino   The Swiss are known for their chocolate ...   Continue reading

    • A Low-Cost Limo – Replica Clinton Cadillac One to be auctioned – Perfect car for Hillary Clinton to be auctioned for just £7,800 in Indiana; replica Cadillac One truly is worthy of the name ‘The Beast’ – 1999 Cadillac Deville Presidential-style state limousine by Superior Coach to be sold for £7,800 to £11,700 ($10,000 to $15,000, €8,800 to €13,100 or درهم36,700 to درهم55,100) at their 30th August to the 2nd September auction by RM Sotheby’s at their Auburn Fall sale.

      A Low-Cost Limo

      Perfect car for Hillary Clinton to be auctioned for just £7,800 in Indiana; replica Cadillac One truly is worthy of the name ‘The Beast’   Hillary Clinton could finally f ...   Continue reading

    • Picture of the Week – High Above The Highlands – Astronaut from the International Space Station captures a truly amazing cloud free photograph of the Scottish Highlands.

      Picture of the Week – High Above The Highlands

      International Space Station astronaut captures a truly amazing cloud free photograph of the Scottish Highlands   Photographs taken from aeroplanes and spacecraft are generally ...   Continue reading

    • A Range Rover Goes Topless – Wacky 1972 Range Rover Classic Suffix ‘A’ convertible for sale for £97,500 ($137,000, €111,000 or درهم504,000) through Kensington dealer Graeme Hunt

      A Range Rover Goes Topless

      Wacky 1970s Range Rover convertible for sale for just under £100,000   A truly quirky 1972 Range Rover Classic Suffix ‘A’ that was transformed for ‘topless’ use in Mo ...   Continue reading

    • Profit from Focus – Six year old Ford Focus RS to be sold for nearly double its price in 2011; it has just 18 miles on the clock – Offered by Silverstone Auctions at their NEC Classic Motor Show Sale on 11th and 12th November 2017.

      Profit from Focus

      Six year old Ford to be sold for nearly double its price in 2011; it has just 18 miles on the clock   A zippy 2011 Ford Focus RS with just 18 miles on the clock is to be sold ...   Continue reading

    • A Mammoth Merc – 2017 Mercedes-Maybach G650 V12 landaulet – Limousine, convertible and off-roader combined created by Mercedes-Maybach to be sold for charity by Bonhams on 16th October 2017 at their Zoute Sale in Knokke-Heist, Belgium.

      A Mammoth Merc

      Limousine, convertible and off-roader combined created by Mercedes-Maybach to be sold for charity   One of just ninety-nine examples made, a brand new Mercedes-Maybach G650 V1 ...   Continue reading

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