Matthew Steeples (attempts) to review ITVBe’s new series about the life of wealthy heiress Tamara Ecclestone (but doesn’t get very far)
I was going to write a scathing review of Tamara Ecclestone’s attempt to outdo Kim Kardashian with the new ITVBe series about her privileged life, Tamara’s World. Then, after wasting 60 minutes watching what can only be described as a self-centred brat spouting drivel about how wealthy-but-normal she is, I realised I could offer readers interested in fucked-up rich people some better advice: Turn off your TV set and read The Great Gatsby instead.
Some pearls from Tamara Ecclestone
“I would say we are very down to earth as a family”
“Everyone thinks our wedding was a monstrosity but it was quite normal”
“I’m like an old lady with a cup of tea”
“I have more fun with my three year old than with most thirty-three year olds I know”
“We are completely bonkers but normal at the same time”