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Picture of the Week: Crass and class

The Duchess of Cornwall meets Katie Price at the 2015 Cheltenham Festival

 

Katie Price – Britain’s cut-price substitute for Paris Hilton – is undoubtedly a financial success but given this crass thrice-married woman’s recent antics belittling her philandering stripper husband, we truly feel for The Duchess of Cornwall after she was asked to pose for a picture with her at the Cheltenham Festival.

 

Crass and class
The Duchess of Cornwall strikes a pose with her daughter Laura Lopes and Katie Price
Crass and class
Another photograph of the Duchess with Katie Price and other race goers
Crass and class
Miss Price shared the image on Twitter later in the day and referred to the royal simply as ‘Camilla’

 

In posing for two snaps with ‘Pricey’, The Duchess – wearing a Scottish Balmoral tweed suit by couturier Roy Allan and a matching hat by hatters Lock & Co. – proved that she truly is capable of grinning and bearing her way through the most awkward of encounters. We salute her forbearance.

 

 

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Comments

11 comments on “Picture of the Week: Crass and class”

  1. Katie Price is the epitome of success. How very dare you attack her. I am not sure if she has supported Find Madeleine or not yet but I urge her to support dear Gerry and Kate McCann in their efforts to find their beloved daughter Madeleine. When will The Steeple Times write in support of the campaign? I am getting tired of asking and not being met with any response from Matthew Steeples. I would like you to stop attacking people like Mowbarry Jackson and Sir Christopher and Lady Catherine Meyer … they are good supporters …. and write in support of Find Madeleine. Thank you.

  2. F****** right on cobber! F****** envelopes flying around like snow flakes in a f****** blizzard in Siberia!

    1. When the security guards search you, you better have at least six fat envelopes on you or you wont get in to meet the cream 🙂

  3. Could it be that the incessant, irritating, near hysterical postings demanding that we add to the coffers of Gerry and Kate McCann is but a cunning plan to drive us to their “ONLINE STORE”? (Yes. They have one!). In which case, do you suppose that the reason for the unrelenting efforts of ‘La Squitters’ is that she’s working on commission? I think we should be told!

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