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A Highway Ponzi House

Montauk beach house built for Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff resurfaces for sale for double what U.S. Marshalls got for it in 2009; its price seems crazy given it could be washed away by erosion.

Moaning Maxwell

Mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell is now outrageously moaning about not having a desk or email access; she’ll be asking for Krug next.

Titles for the Boys and Girls – Elevation of Sir Philip May

Giving a knighthood to Philip May for “political services” is absolutely preposterous given his firm’s dubious connections; instead Count Binface would have been a better recipient.

A Right Royal Read

Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea waste a fortune sending a glossy ‘magazine’ to 92,000 people about a survey with a 0.32% response rate; the rag also contains patronising snippets about barbecues, black people and businesses.

Made In Deception – Gulbenkian and Philbrick

As art fraudster Inigo Philbrick is arrested and dragged onto a private plane by the FBI, his on-off lover ‘Made in Chelsea’s’ Victoria Baker Harber shows no sympathy for victims; meanwhile fellow art conwoman Angela Gulbenkian has been deservedly detained in Lisbon.

Rolls-Royce isn’t Rolls-Royce but it is Rolls-Royce

Rolls-Royce issues a press release to try and stop the media mistakenly saying they are Rolls-Royce; they want to highlight the difference between PLC and Cars.

Nasty NestSeekers

Entitled Hamptons brat Jonathan Davis exposed for allegedly squatting in Sag Harbor during the coronavirus lockdown; it turns out he’s a realtor with NestSeekers.

Grubby Story Time With Fergie & Friends

‘Randy Andy’s’ ex-wife Sarah Ferguson excels (again) in sharing videos of coronavirus bailout money grabber Sir Richard Branson’s son on her not so popular YouTube channel You’d have thought Sarah Ferguson – ex-wife and live-in...

Moron of the Moment – Lady Brady

‘The Steeple Times’ suggests that in the wake of the latest drivel she spouted in ‘The Sun on Sunday’ well-known washed-up wench and all-round “nasty piece of work” Karren Brady belongs in the funny...

Soiled Sundays

Sunday evening acid-throwing Arthur Collins’ ex-partner Ferne McCann attempts to flog used knickers and bras online whilst posing with their brat, a girl named Sunday Brentwood born Ferne McCann’s “baby daddy” Arthur Collins caused life-changing...

Berating Branson

As a petition to strip Sir Richard Branson of his knighthood reaches 27,000 signatories, a doctor calls out this Beelzebub-like businessman’s meanness Sir Richard Branson, undoubtedly one of the most deserving figures of hate of...

Hero of the Hour – The Duke of Westminster

Criticism of the 29-year-old Duke of Westminster for quietly giving £12.5 million to the UK’s coronavirus response is most unfair; any anger should instead be directed at bailout demanding billionaires like Sir Richard Branson...

The Blatancy of Branson

As Sir Richard Branson demands a combined £1.2 billion in bailouts from the Australian and British governments during the coronavirus pandemic, we call for him to be stripped of his knighthood Sir Richard Branson can’t...

A Corona Cut Church

Converted church in Knightsbridge has its asking price cut by £11 million during the coronavirus lockdown; its price is still 340% higher than it sold for in 2003 In December, we featured the launch to...

Slumlord Kushner’s Broke

Jared Kushner – New York’s answer to the 1960s London slumlord Peter Rachman – shown to be unable to pay his debts just as he sticks his mucky mitts in over coronavirus Quite rightly branded...

Hero of the Hour – Ty Warner

Toy manufacturing billionaire Ty Warner has most generously turned over his 368 room hotel free of charge for New York’s medical workers for the duration of the coronavirus pandemic Ty Warner is a billionaire with...

Ultra Obscene

The brash term ‘Ultra High Net Worth’ has deservedly been condemned and as ultra awful In a letter to the Guardian on the 6th March, one Michael Peel of Axbridge, Somerset rightly suggested that the...

The New ‘Knights’ of Knightsbridge

As a shop selling “bringing back the royalty of home” opens in Knightsbridge, we ask: “Whatever next?” Beauchamp Place, Knightsbridge used to be the street where you’d find Bill Bentley’s and a pub owned...

Morons of the Moment – Mortimer and Jacqueline Sackler

Self-entitled drug flogging billionaires Mortimer and Jacqueline Sackler were rightly roasted by ‘Guest of a Guest’ for their (latest) bleating email Mortimer D. A. Sackler is a spoilt berk from a family who have galleries...

Epstein’s Fat Cat

Fat cat banker and Barclays CEO Jes Staley under investigation over his links to the late paedophile Jeffrey Epstein This morning, Barclays has been forced to reveal that its controversial CEO Jes Staley is being...

Moron of the Moment – The Duchess of York

As the Duchess of York is dragged into yet another scandal involving her tea trading business, we have to concur that it is time this ludicrous woman was sent to Siberia On Saturday, following...

Moron of the Moment – Sami Raja

Fraudster Sami Raja’s use of Instagram to flaunt his luxury lifestyle whilst on the run provides proof of his all-round arrogance Sami Raja stole £2.4 million ($3.2 million, €2.8 million or درهم11.5 million) from 130...

A Newspaper for Nowt

Alaska newspaper offered for sale; the “unbeatable price” of $0 provides indication of the decline of the printed press Yesterday, The Guardian reported that a man who’d bought a local newspaper in the Klondike Gold...

Five of the Weirdest – Business Ideas

Stella Aldridge selects five of the weirdest business ideas that have actually become successful In today’s competitive business climate, businesses need to be more creative and innovative than ever to succeed. Do you have a...

A Wanted Woman

‘The Sun’ offers a ‘dead or alive’ style reward for alleged madam to Jeffrey Epstein and daughter of ‘Bouncing Bob’ Ghislaine Maxwell Bounty hunters have a new target in their sights – Ghislaine Maxwell –...

Hero of the Hour – Bill Gates

Bill Gates yet again proves himself to be wise and decent; in conversation at the Dealbook Conference he showed himself to be the polar opposite of the likes of Sir Richard Branson Bill Gates is...

Branson’s Coffin

Sir Richard Branson’s woes continue to grow as an artist holds a ‘funeral’ for him in a pub in Sidcup, Kent and his sister ends up with a dead body in her swimming pool The...

The Weirdness of Westwood

In ‘Westwood: Punk, Icon, Activist’ Vivienne Westwood proves herself to be nothing but a deranged hypocrite and fruit loop Dame Vivienne Westwood DBE, RDI is definitely an achiever. She singlehandedly made punk and new wave...

Galactic Gall

Sir Richard Branson should be ashamed of himself for cashing in on Virgin Galactic’s flotation given the calamity it has already caused; investors would be advised to steer well clear When Virgin Galactic floats on...

Murky Max

Max Clifford’s toxic legacy lives on in the form of his equally mucky daughter and her firm Borne Media We all thought we’d heard the last of the thankfully dead compulsive liar and paedophile Max...