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    Superlative Stedcombe – Stedcombe House, Axmouth, Devon, EX12 4BJ, United Kingdom – For sale for £4.5 million ($5.6 million, €5.1 million or درهم20.6 million) through Savills – Stunning Grade I listed symmetrical William and Mary country house in Devon with slave trade links for sale for £4.5 million.

    Superlative Stedcombe

    Stunning Grade I listed symmetrical William and Mary country house in Devon with slave trade links for sale An “outstanding” William and Mary country house built with the profits from the slave trade by one Richard Hallett (died 1747), whose “Black Negro servant called Ando” was accused of r ...   Continue reading

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    Morons of the Moment – Sir Christopher and Baroness Meyer – Tedious twerps Sir Christopher and Baroness Meyer take to Twitter to berate anyone who dares criticise Boris Johnson and his deviant actions.

    Morons of the Moment – Sir Christopher and Baroness Meyer

    Tedious twerps Sir Christopher and Baroness Meyer take to Twitter to berate those who dares criticise deviant liar Boris Johnson Mr. “I wasn’t nice to everyone” Sir Christoph ...   Continue reading

    Shame on The Sun – The Sun should not have written about Ben Stokes – The Sun deserves to be condemned for their irrelevant ‘tell all’ about Ben Stokes’ family.

    Shame on The Sun

    The Sun deserves to be condemned for their irrelevant ‘tell all’ about Ben Stokes’ family as does the Daily Mail for not correcting their inaccurate stories about James Stunt ...   Continue reading

    Highlights of LAPADA 2019 – Berkeley Square, Mayfair, London, W1 – Matthew Steeples picks his highlights at the LAPADA 2019 art and antiques fair in Mayfair’s Berkeley Square on its penultimate day.

    Highlights of LAPADA 2019

    Matthew Steeples picks his highlights at the LAPADA 2019 art and antiques fair in Mayfair’s Berkeley Square on its penultimate day Today is the penultimate day of a somewhat diff ...   Continue reading

    • A News Nightmare – Right wing media need to take responsibility for the mess – Matthew Steeples analyses how the mess that is Boris Johnson Britain has engulfed any impartiality the right wing press had left.

      A News Nightmare

      Matthew Steeples analyses how the mess that is Boris Johnson Britain has engulfed any impartiality the right wing press had left With The Telegraph even suggesting Boris Johnson re ...   Continue reading

    • Picture of the Week – Bankrupt Belgravia – Matthew Steeples condemns Westminster Council, Grosvenor and others for doing little to nothing to help the homeless in Belgravia.

      Picture of the Week – Bankrupt Belgravia

      Matthew Steeples condemns Westminster Council, landowners Grosvenor and others for doing little to nothing to help the homeless in Belgravia Most days I go to Sainsbury’s in Eliz ...   Continue reading

    • Bog Off Brazen Boris – Boris Johnson is wrong to prorogue Parliament – Matthew Steeples suggests Boris Johnson proroguing parliament is an outrage; he comes out in support of the High Court challenge by Gina Miller – who is elsewhere backed by James Stunt.

      Bog Off Brazen Boris

      Matthew Steeples suggests Boris Johnson proroguing parliament is an outrage; he comes out in support of the High Court challenge by Gina Miller – who is elsewhere backed by James ...   Continue reading

    • Turfing Out The Trash – The royal family – Does it have a purpose? The royal family needs to wash its hands of its hangers on suggests Matthew Steeples.

      Turfing Out The Trash

      The royal family needs to wash its hands of its hangers on suggests Matthew Steeples With even the staunchly royalist Daily Mail condemning Prince Andrew and his on-off ex-wife, Za ...   Continue reading

    • Hypocrite Harry – Tedious twerps Duke and Duchess of Sussex – That the hypocrite Prince Harry and his tedious wife have come to rely on Sir Elton John to defend them about sums up how ghastly they truly are suggests Matthew Steeples – Private Jet travel criticism.

      Hypocrite Harry

      That the hypocrite Prince Harry and his tedious twerp of a wife have come to rely on Sir Elton John to defend them about sums up how ghastly they truly are suggests Matthew Steeple ...   Continue reading

    • Banishing Boris – Conservative majority in parliament is now just one – Matthew Steeples suggests Boris Johnson must face up to the fact that his majority is likely to disappear.

      Banishing Boris

      Matthew Steeples suggests Boris Johnson must face up to the fact that his majority is likely to disappear Last night after the Lib Dems stormed to victory in Brecon & Radnorshi ...   Continue reading

    • Murky Mucky’s Magazine Mess – Duchess of Sussex guest edits Vogue – Matthew Steeples suggests the Duchess of Sussex ought to give up any ambition to become a magazine editor.

      Murky Mucky’s Magazine Mess

      Matthew Steeples suggests the Duchess of Sussex ought to give up any ambition to become a magazine editor The Duchess of Sussex just cannot help herself. This mendacious meddler, i ...   Continue reading

    • The Steeple Times is Back – Apologies for the delay – The Steeple Times returns.

      The Steeple Times is Back

      Apologies for the delay – The Steeple Times returns You may have noticed we’ve not published anything for quite a while. Our most sincere apologies for this – but now, to mis ...   Continue reading

    • The Stupidity of The Standard – In backing Boris Johnson as the candidate best able to “give Britain back its mojo” today, the Evening Standard lets down London suggests Matthew Steeples

      The Stupidity of The Standard

      In backing Boris Johnson as the candidate best able to “give Britain back its mojo” today, the Evening Standard lets down London suggests Matthew Steeples London is a city that ...   Continue reading

    • Dimwitted Davidson – London says good riddance to Jim Davidson – That Jim Davidson has announced he doesn’t ever want to set foot in London again is something to be celebrated suggests Matthew Steeples

      Dimwitted Davidson

      That Jim Davidson has announced he doesn’t ever want to set foot in London again is something to be celebrated suggests Matthew Steeples Sadiq Khan is undoubtedly an irritating p ...   Continue reading

    • An Outrage Too Far – Jo Brand went too far, but the reaction is stupid – The reaction to Jo Brand’s ill-placed ‘joke’ is somewhat overblown suggests Matthew Steeples; that she angered Nigel Farage is just brilliant.

      An Outrage Too Far

      The reaction to Jo Brand’s ill-placed ‘joke’ is somewhat overblown suggests Matthew Steeples; that she angered Nigel Farage is just brilliant Jo Brand certainly put her foot ...   Continue reading

    • Triumphant Trump – Donald Trump surprisingly behaved – Donald Trump defied his critics last night and behaved himself; his presence, however, is causing chaos and his meeting with Theresa May is just pointless

      Triumphant Trump

      Donald Trump defied his critics last night and behaved himself; his presence, however, is causing chaos and his meeting with Theresa May is just pointless You have to give it to hi ...   Continue reading

    • A Divided Nation – European Election results show how divided we are – Matthew Steeples suggests last night’s European Election results leads to only one conclusion as to how we can move forward.

      A Divided Nation

      Matthew Steeples suggests last night’s European Election results leads to only one conclusion as to how we can move forward Last night, the Conservative Party suffered its worst ...   Continue reading

    • Tears For What’s Next – Theresa May, Jeremy Corbyn and Napoleon – Matthew Steeples suggests there shouldn’t be tears for Theresa May but instead for the Napoleon Bonaparte style calamity that could follow.

      Tears For What’s Next

      Matthew Steeples suggests there should be no tears for Theresa May but instead for the Napoléon Bonaparte style calamity that now could follow Today marks the 70th birthday of Jer ...   Continue reading

    • The Moral Warp of Brexit – Homelessness forgotten in Brexit Britain – As Brexit dominates our nation, we have have forgotten other pressing issues; we must sort this mess and then get back to normal business suggests Matthew Steeples.

      The Moral Warp of Brexit

      As Brexit dominates our nation, we have have forgotten other pressing issues; we must sort this mess and then get back to normal business suggests Matthew Steeples We live in a mor ...   Continue reading

    • Turning Off The Lights – What is the future for the Tories? Matthew Steeples asks: “What is the future for the Conservative Party?” given Theresa May has driven it towards complete wipeout.

      Turning Off The Lights

      Matthew Steeples asks: “What is the future for the Conservative Party?” given Theresa May has driven it towards complete wipeout This morning, on Sky News’ Sophy Ridge on Sun ...   Continue reading

    • Traditional Bigot Group Strikes Again – Loopy Traditional Britain Group – Matthew Steeples again condemns the bigoted Traditional Britain Group in the wake of their mockery of Stephen Lawrence Day, Johnny Mercer MP and Jacob Rees-Mogg MP even also

      Traditional Bigot Group Strikes Again

      Matthew Steeples again condemns the bigoted Traditional Britain Group in the wake of their mockery of Stephen Lawrence Day, Johnny Mercer MP and Jacob Rees-Mogg MP even also Yester ...   Continue reading

    • A Notre Overdose – Matthew Steeples suggests those bleating about Notre Dame fire should get real and use social media to talk about victims of terror also.

      A Notre Overdose

      Matthew Steeples suggests those bleating about the Notre Dame fire should get real and use their social media accounts to talk about the victims of terror also Yesterday in Paris, ...   Continue reading

    • A Country That Doesn’t Work For Anyone – We must stand and be counted – As Matthew Steeples announces that he has submitted an application to stand for ChangeUK, he argues that we must work for a better Britain

      A Country That Doesn’t Work For Anyone

      As Matthew Steeples announces that he has submitted an application to stand for ChangeUK – The Independent Group, he argues that we must all work for a better Britain Britain is ...   Continue reading

    • Free The Caged Big Cats – Matthew Steeples argues in support of The Big Cat Public Safety Act and urges readers to support his IFAW fundraiser in London.

      Free The Caged Big Cats

      Matthew Steeples argues in support of The Big Cat Public Safety Act and urges readers to support his IFAW fundraiser in London Tomorrow in London, I will host a fundraiser for the ...   Continue reading

    • No Sun for Assange – Julian Assange ought to be arrested immediately – Julian Assange should be arrested the minute he leaves the Ecuadorian Embassy suggests Matthew Steeples.

      No Sun For Assange

      Julian Assange should be arrested the minute he leaves the Ecuadorian Embassy suggests Matthew Steeples Julian Assange is a menace. There’s no doubt about that. This pest sought ...   Continue reading

    • The Mercer Era – Johnny Mercer MP should run to become Tory leader – Matthew Steeples suggests Johnny Mercer could be the Conservative Party’s saviour.

      The Mercer Era

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    • All Fool Theresa – The biggest idiot this April Fool’s Day has to be Theresa May suggests Matthew Steeples; we are also all idiots for continuing to put up with her.

      All Fool Theresa

      ...   Continue reading

    • Let’s Be ‘Avin’ Ya

      Britain needs to get tough on knife crime suggests Matthew Steeples; we need a Giuliani-like figure to counter Mrs May   In a depressing reversal of fortunes, New York is now ...   Continue reading

    • The Voice – Croaky voiced Theresa May needs to be put out to pasture – Matthew Steeples feels sympathy for croaky voiced Theresa May but suggests we’d be better off if this ill woman was relieved of her duties.

      The Voice

      Matthew Steeples feels sympathy for the croaky voiced Theresa May but suggests we’d all be better off if this ill woman was relieved of her duties   Yesterday, in what can o ...   Continue reading

    • Slasher May – Theresa May should not be cutting police numbers – Theresa May should be ashamed of herself for slashing police numbers at this time; she should instead be increasing them.

      Slasher May

      Theresa May should be ashamed of herself for slashing police numbers at this time; she should instead be increasing them   Theresa May was the worst Home Secretary in history ...   Continue reading

    • Grubby Green – Sir Philip Green’s downfall is all but complete – Sir Philip Green’s downfall is now all but complete; strip him of his knighthood says Matthew Steeples.

      Grubby Green

      Sir Philip Green’s downfall is now all but complete; strip him of his knighthood says Matthew Steeples   He used to be known as ‘Sir Shifty’ but now that’s become a ti ...   Continue reading

    • The May Turkey – Out-of-control Theresa May and People’s Vote – Matthew Steeples suggests Theresa May has lost control and urges readers to support a People’s Vote and the Put It To The People march.

      The May Turkey

      Matthew Steeples suggests Theresa May has lost control and urges readers to support a People’s Vote and the Put It To The People march   The phrase: “Like turkeys voting f ...   Continue reading

    • Celebrating Soubry – In resigning from the Conservative Party Anna Soubry MP has proven herself to be a true patriot

      Celebrating Soubry

      In resigning from the Conservative Party Anna Soubry MP has proven herself to be a true patriot   Anna Soubry MP is first and foremost a thoroughly decent lady. I met her at a ...   Continue reading

    • Job Killing Jim – Sir Jim Ratcliffe should be stripped of his knighthood – Brexiteer turned Britain fleeing tycoon Sir Jim Ratcliffe should be stripped of his knighthood suggests Matthew Steeples.

      Job Killing Jim

      Brexiteer turned Britain fleeing tycoon Sir Jim Ratcliffe should be stripped of his title suggests Matthew Steeples   “Britain’s richest man” Sir Jim Ratcliffe is often ...   Continue reading

    • Superlative Stedcombe – Stedcombe House, Axmouth, Devon, EX12 4BJ, United Kingdom – For sale for £4.5 million ($5.6 million, €5.1 million or درهم20.6 million) through Savills – Stunning Grade I listed symmetrical William and Mary country house in Devon with slave trade links for sale for £4.5 million.

      Superlative Stedcombe

      Stunning Grade I listed symmetrical William and Mary country house in Devon with slave trade links for sale An “outstanding” William and Mary country house built with the profi ...   Continue reading

    • Highlights of LAPADA 2019 – Berkeley Square, Mayfair, London, W1 – Matthew Steeples picks his highlights at the LAPADA 2019 art and antiques fair in Mayfair’s Berkeley Square on its penultimate day.

      Highlights of LAPADA 2019

      Matthew Steeples picks his highlights at the LAPADA 2019 art and antiques fair in Mayfair’s Berkeley Square on its penultimate day Today is the penultimate day of a somewhat diff ...   Continue reading

    • A Bigmouth’s Castle – £8 million for Seton Castle, Longniddry, East Lothian, Scotland, EH32 0PG, United Kingdom – For sale through Rettie & Co. – Scotland’s most expensive private residence for sale for 47% less than its 2005 asking price; it was designed by Robert Adam and is currently owned by self-made tech tycoons Stephen Leach and his wife Heather Luscombe.

      A Bigmouth’s Castle

      Scotland’s most expensive private residence for sale for 47% less than its 2005 asking price; it was designed by Robert Adam and is currently owned by self-made tech tycoons Spor ...   Continue reading

    • Motoring Elegance – Matthew Steeples selects highlights from the 2019 Concours of Elegance at Hampton Court Palace.

      Motoring Elegance

      Matthew Steeples selects highlights from the 2019 Concours of Elegance at Hampton Court Palace Today marks the final day of what has become one of the most elegant of events for ca ...   Continue reading

    • Five of the Best – Places to Buy Gifts – Marketeer Branka Virily selects five of the best places to buy gifts.

      Five of the Best – Places to Buy Gifts

      Marketeer Branka Virily selects five of the best places to buy gifts Buying gifts can sometimes be a challenge.  Even if you know the type of gift you want, finding something that ...   Continue reading

    • Beautiful Butlins – £2.9 million childhood home of singer James Blunt Cley Windmill, The Quay, Cley-next-the-Sea, Holt, Norfolk, NR25 7RP, United Kingdom – For sale through Strutt & Parker for £2.9 million ($3.5 million, €3.2 million or درهم13 million) as a whole or £2.3 million ($2.8 million, €2.5 million or درهم10.3 million) for just the windmill alone.

      Beautiful Butlins

      Much photographed North Norfolk windmill that was the childhood home of the crooner James Blunt for sale for £2.9 million Known for his directness on Twitter and either loved or l ...   Continue reading

    • Review – New contributor Mahri Smith reviews The Peacock Room by Merryn Corcoran.

      The Peacock Room

      New contributor Mahri Smith reviews ‘The Peacock Room’ by Merryn Corcoran Set in Tuscany, Merryn Corcoran’s The Peacock Room is set in the Sammezzano Castle that radiates ecc ...   Continue reading

    • Britten Street, Chelsea, London, SW3 apartment for sale for just £140,000; there is, of course, a catch.

      Cheap in Chelsea

      Chelsea apartment for sale for just £140,000; there is, of course, a catch A studio flat has gone on sale in Britten Street, Chelsea, SW3 for just £140,000 ($170,000, €153,000 ...   Continue reading

    • A Bitter Cabriolet – £77,500 for 1990 Bitter SC cabriolet – Rare (and noisy) 1990 cabriolet created by a man named Mr Bitter for sale for £77,500. Offered by Kensington dealer Graeme Hunt.

      A Bitter Cabriolet

      Rare (and noisy) 1990 cabriolet created by a man named Mr Bitter for sale Natty Kensington dealer Graeme Hunt is known for selling the finest cars, but currently he has something e ...   Continue reading

    • A Louche Limo – 1966 Mercedes-Benz 600 sedan by Henri Chapron of Paris complete with ‘Jimmy Savile-esque’ fold-down bed to be auctioned as part of the Sáragga Collection by RM Sotheby’s near Comporta, Portugal on 21st September 2019; it was created for the eccentric Armenian oil magnate Nubar Gulbenkian.

      A Louche Limo

      1966 Mercedes-Benz 600 sedan complete with ‘Jimmy Savile-esque’ fold-down bed to be auctioned; it was created for the eccentric Armenian oil magnate Nubar Gulbenkian Santa Clau ...   Continue reading

    • Waterside Wixels – Stunning converted sail loft and “local landmark” in “the best position” in Topsham, Devon for sale for £3.5 million – £3.5 million for Wixels, Ferry Road, Topsham, Devon, EX3 0JH, United Kingdom through Knight Frank.

      Waterside Wixels

      Stunning converted sail loft and “local landmark” in “the best position” in Topsham, Devon  for sale for £3.5 million A Grade II listed 18th century sail loft and nail fa ...   Continue reading

    • A Costly Chapel – St Luke’s Chapel, Rose Square, The Bromptons, South Kensington, London, SW3 6RS – Derelict Grade II* listed Gothic revival chapel in South Kensington for sale for the extraordinary sum of £7.5 million through Russell & Simpson and Strutt & Parker – St Luke’s Chapel, Rose Square, The Bromptons, South Kensington, London, SW3

      A Costly Chapel

      Derelict Grade II* listed Gothic revival chapel in South Kensington for sale for the extraordinary sum of £7.5 million; it cost just £1,613 to build The purchaser of a home that ...   Continue reading

    • Stretching a Porsche

      1953 Porsche 356 to be auctioned; it was converted into a limousine by its collector owner for his daughter’s wedding People do strange things to cars and we thought we’d seen ...   Continue reading

    • Five of the Best – Masterpiece 2019 – The Steeple Times selects the highlights of Masterpiece 2019. Items from Trinity House, Peter Harrington, Crane Kalman, Collisart LLC and Peter Fetterman Gallery.

      Five of the Best – Masterpiece 2019

      The Steeple Times selects the highlights of Masterpiece 2019 Eighty-one of the finest items of James Bond memorabilia £2.5 million ($3.2 million, €2.8 million or درهم11.6 mi ...   Continue reading

    • Five of the Best – Rarities – Five highly unusual items for sale currently including one that might be suitable as a gift for wannabe PM and one-time cocaine experimenter Michael Gove – Rock-crystal deer owned by Coco Chanel, pocket watch owned by Edgar Allen Poe, Range Rover convertible won in a card game and then lost by its owner and a William IV sterling silver cocaine powder tower and scoop.

      Five of the Best – Rarities

      Five highly unusual items for sale currently including one that might be suitable as a gift for wannabe PM and one-time cocaine experimenter Michael Gove William IV Sterling Silver ...   Continue reading

    • Come To My Island – £3.2 million ($4.1 million, €3.6 million or درهم15million) for Eyot House, D’Olyly Carte Island, Weybridge, Surrey, KT13 8LX – Private island on Thames that was owned by the first owner of The Savoy Hotel for sale for £800k less than it was sold for in 2013 through Chase Apartments.

      Come To My Island

      Private island on the Thames that was owned by the first owner of The Savoy Hotel and inspired Gilbert and Sullivan for sale for £800,000 less than it was sold for in 2013 A 145 m ...   Continue reading

    • Parking or a Farm? £175,000 for a Welsh farm and for an SW7 parking space – Outdoor parking space in South Kensington for sale for the same price as a Welsh farmstead.

      Parking or a Farm?

      Outdoor parking space in South Kensington for sale for the same price as a Welsh farmstead One could argue the property market has gone completely nuts when an uncovered, leasehold ...   Continue reading

    • A Cut-Price Cadillac – 1985 Cadillac Seville to be auctioned; its estimate is just £9,500 to £12,600 ($12,000 to $16,000, €10,700 to €14,300 or درهم44,100 to درهم58) through RM Auctions’ 2019 Auburn Spring sale in Auburn Auction Park from 29th May to 1st June 2019, Indiana; the perfect car for any hip-hop or ‘Dallas’ devotee.

      A Cut-Price Cadillac

      1985 Cadillac Seville to be auctioned; its lower estimate is just under £10,000; the perfect car for any hip-hop or ‘Dallas’ devotee A second generation Cadillac Seville – k ...   Continue reading

    • A Modern Masterpiece – Victorian farmhouse transformed into an Anglo-Baroque-style masterpiece by Robert Adam complete with a lion from Chuchill’s garden on the roof for sale through Savills for £2.45 million ($3.1 million, €2.8 million or درهم11.4 million) – Eastwood Farm, Chilsham Lane, Herstmonceux, Hailsham, East Sussex, BN27 4QH.

      A Modern Masterpiece

      Victorian farmhouse transformed into an Anglo-Baroque-style masterpiece by Robert Adam complete with a lion from Chuchill’s garden on the roof for sale Eccentric homes are only g ...   Continue reading

    • A Dean’s Palace – £2.5 million for The Old Deanery, Wells, Somerset, United Kingdom, BA5 2UG – Lodestone Property offer The Old Deanery with a guide price of £2.5 million ($3.2 million, €2.8 million or درهم11.7 million) and seek best and final offers by 12 noon on Thursday 12th September 2019.

      A Dean’s Palace

      Grade I listed 12th century deanery that has housed 62 deans for sale for the first time ever; it could become a most remarkable home An 18,000 square foot, Grade I listed building ...   Continue reading

    • Tremendous Twyssenden - £6.95 million for The Twyssenden Estate, Goudhurst, Kent, United Kingdom, TN17 2RG – Grade II* listed Kentish manor house for sale along with 258 acres of land; its asking price has been reduced by over £1 million through Savills.

      Tremendous Twyssenden

      Grade II* listed Kentish manor house for sale along with 258 acres of land; its asking price has been reduced by over £1 million Twyssenden Manor, near Goudhurst in Kent spent muc ...   Continue reading

    • Is Britain’s Most Expensive House For Sale? £200 million The Old Rectory, 56 Old Church Street, Chelsea, London, SW3 5DB – Is what could be Britain’s most expensive house for sale? If it is, the buyer will come to own Central London’s largest private garden also.

      Is Britain’s Most Expensive House For Sale?

      Is what could be Britain’s most expensive house for sale? If it is, the price could top £200 million and the buyer will come to own Central London’s largest truly private gard ...   Continue reading

    • Cheap in Chelsea – Price of Chelsea house cut from £1m to £290k – A home in Chelsea for £170 per square foot? Such can be found in the form of the MS Mouette, a converted ferry moored at Cadogan Pier, London, SW3.

      Cheap in Chelsea

      A home in Chelsea for £170 per square foot? Such can be found in the form of the MS Mouette, a converted ferry moored at Cadogan Pier Previously offered for sale in 2012 for £1 m ...   Continue reading

    • We Didn’t Mean to Go to Sea – £600,000 cottage in Pin Mill, Suffolk – Charming waterfront cottage in Suffolk riverside hamlet associated with sailing, smuggling, Arthur Ransome and ‘Lovejoy’ for sale through Jackson-Stops – Sam’s Cottage, Pin Mill Waterfront, Pin Mill, Ipswich, Suffolk, United Kingdom, IP9 1JP – £600,000 ($777,000, €695,000 or درهم2.9 million).

      We Didn’t Mean to Go to Sea

      Charming waterfront cottage in Suffolk riverside hamlet associated with sailing, smuggling, Arthur Ransome and ‘Lovejoy’ for sale The sheltered anchorage of Pin Mill, on the so ...   Continue reading

    • No Drama – Actor Gary Mavers is selling his Mercedes-Benz Grosser – 1965 Mercedes-Benz 600 SWB ‘Grosser’ owned by ‘Peak Practice’ and ‘Emmerdale’ actor Gary Mavers to be auctioned in May 2019. An estimate of £75,000 to £85,000 ($97,000 to $110,000, €87,000 to €98,000 or درهم356,000 to درهم403,000,.) has been set for this “collectable classic.” It will be sold by Silverstone Auction at Heythrop Park in Oxfordshire on 11th May.

      No Drama

      1965 Mercedes-Benz ‘Grosser’ owned by ‘Peak Practice’ and ‘Emmerdale’ actor Gary Mavers to be auctioned Liverpool born actor Gary Mavers – best known for playing GP ...   Continue reading

    • Gene’s Machine – Gene Littler owned 1925 Rolls-Royce 40/50 HP Silver Ghost Piccadilly roadster by Merrimac – 1925 Rolls-Royce Silver Ghost Piccadilly roadster once owned by golfing legend ‘Gene the Machine’ to be sold at auction in May – RM Sotheby’s offer the car without reserve but have set an estimate of £135,000 to £174,000 ($175,000 to $225,000, €157,000 to €202,000 or درهم643,000 to درهم826,000) for this stunning Springfield Ghost. It will be sold as part of the Guyton Collection on Saturday 4th March in St. Louis, Missouri.

      Gene’s Machine

      1925 Rolls-Royce Silver Ghost Piccadilly roadster once owned by golfing legend ‘Gene the Machine’ to be sold at auction in May US Open winning golfer Gene Littler (July 1930 ...   Continue reading

    • Worthy Water – 18th century house in a “fairytale” setting beside the famous River Itchen chalkstream is not quite what one would expect – Lower Chilland House, Martyr Worthy, Winchester, Hampshire, SO21 1EB – For sale through Savills, priced at £7.5 million ($9.7 million, €8.7 million or درهم35.8 million)

      Worthy Water

      18th century house in a “fairytale” setting beside the famous River Itchen chalkstream is not quite what one would expect The main façade of Lower Chilland House in Martyr Wor ...   Continue reading

    • Booking Wilbur – Author Wilbur Smith shows his generous spirit – The generosity of Wilbur Smith in leaving books for passerby is something to be celebrated; others should follow his lead.

      Booking Wilbur

      The generosity of Wilbur Smith in leaving books for passerby is something to be celebrated; others should follow his lead Yesterday, in Knightsbridge, the author Wilbur Smith perfo ...   Continue reading

    • Upping The Archers – Critcism of the BBC series is most unfair –Matthew Steeples suggests those criticising ‘The Archers’ to have lost the plot.

      Upping The Archers

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    • The Brilliance of Pigcasso – Painting pig named Pigcasso sells works for thousands; one has been turned into a watch face for Swatch.

      The Brilliance of Pigcasso

      Painting pig named Pigcasso sells works for thousands; one has been turned into a watch face for Swatch   Saved from an abattoir in 2016, a rather appropriately named rescued ...   Continue reading

    • Me, Me, Me – Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex is an international laughing stock – Self-obsessed ‘MeGain’ refers to herself an astonishing 38 times during a speech to launch her overpriced fashion line.

      Me, Me, Me

      Self-obsessed ‘MeGain’ refers to herself an astonishing 38 times during a speech to launch her overpriced fashion line The Duchess of Sussex is about one thing and that is hers ...   Continue reading

    • Loudmouth Lizzie – Lizzie Cundy proves herself a media whore (again) – Despeardo Lizzie Cundy yet again proves she’ll do anything to get herself on the telly in calling the Duchess of Sussex “manipulative.”

      Loudmouth Lizzie

      Desperado Lizzie Cundy yet again proves she’ll do anything to get herself on the telly in calling the Duchess of Sussex “manipulative” Media whore Lizzie Cundy, like her tedi ...   Continue reading

    • Potty Lottie – Lavatory frisker Lottie Moss makes a prat of herself again – Lowbrow lavatory frisker and all-round irrelevance Lottie Moss yet again makes a fool of herself by desperately selling fake news to ‘The Sun’

      Potty Lottie

      Lowbrow lavatory frisker and all-round irrelevance Lottie Moss yet again makes a fool of herself by desperately selling fake news to ‘The Sun’ “I feel like I’m Hannah M ...   Continue reading

    • Meg’s Murky Mess – Thomas Markle condemns the Duchess of Sussex – Matthew Steeples suggests Thomas Markle is right to call out his daughter’s antics for what they are: Ridiculous.

      Meg’s Murky Mess

      Matthew Steeples suggests Thomas Markle is right to call out his daughter’s antics for what they are: Ridiculous ‘MeGain’ (AKA The Duchess of Sussex) is allegedly jetting off ...   Continue reading

    • Wally of the Week – Ben Fogle – The King of Hopepunk – Ben Fogle yet again shows himself to be utterly off his merry rocker in blabbering on about “hopepunk” and comparing himself to a Labrador.

      Wally of the Week – Ben Fogle

      Ben Fogle yet again shows himself to be utterly off his merry rocker in blabbering on about ‘hopepunk’ and comparing himself to a Labrador suggests Matthew Steeples ‘Hopepunk ...   Continue reading

    • Dawn Boobs (Again) – Dawn Ward makes a prat of herself yet again – Creosoted creature Dawn Ward snapped in fetish gear after encouraging her poor child to have a boob job.

      Dawn Boobs (Again)

      Creosoted creature Dawn Ward snapped in fetish gear after encouraging her poor child to have a boob job­­ Dimwitted Dawn Ward is at it again. This tasteless vulgarian – this ti ...   Continue reading

    • The List That Many Would Rather Be Missed – Epstein address book – ‘The Steeple Times’ obtains the Epstein-Maxwell contact book; it makes for very interesting reading.

      The List That Many Would Rather Be Missed

      ‘The Steeple Times’ obtains the Epstein-Maxwell contact book; it makes for very interesting reading That Jeffrey Epstein knew just about everyone was widely known, but after se ...   Continue reading

    • Pigeon Bernie – Bernie Ecclestone befriends a flight of pigeons in Dubrovnik, Croatia with Spice Girl Geri Halliwell – Bernie Ecclestone finally finds himself some ‘friends’; Prince Charles talks to plants, Bernie Ecclestone talks to pigeons.

      Pigeon Bernie

      Bernie Ecclestone finally finds himself some ‘friends’; Prince Charles talks to plants, Bernie Ecclestone talks to pigeons Most people consider city pigeons – but certainly n ...   Continue reading

    • Anth’s August Antics – Anthea Turner finds herself a toyboy – That three newspapers chose to run a story about Anthea Turner finding a toyboy is proof that the ‘silly season’ is in full swing.

      Anth’s August Antics

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    • With Friends Like These… Ghislaine Maxwell and Harvey Proctor – Ghislaine Maxwell’s relationships with sexual deviants were not limited to just Jeffrey Epstein; previously linked to ex-MP Harvey Proctor.

      With Friends Like These…

      Ghislaine Maxwell’s relationships with sexual deviants were not limited to just Jeffrey Epstein; she was previously linked to former MP Harvey ‘Whacko’ Proctor It turns out t ...   Continue reading

    • Anth’ Takes A Second Bite – Anthea Turner to marry policeman biter – Anthea Turner’s second wedding will forever be remembered for pictures of her biting into a Cadbury’s Flake; her third is going to be eternally linked to her fiancé’s policeman biting habit.

      Anth’ Takes A Second Bite

      Anthea Turner’s second wedding will forever be remembered for pictures of her biting into a Cadbury’s Flake; her third is going to be eternally linked to her fiancé’s police ...   Continue reading

    • Eating Over The Cliff – Sir Cliff Richard dines out despite losing a fortune – Sir Cliff Richard wins a phallic victory against the BBC and remains left out of pocket; elsewhere he went overboard with a menu.

      Eating Over The Cliff

      Sir Cliff Richard wins a phallic victory against the BBC and remains left out of pocket; elsewhere the condescening crooner went overboard with a menu that included three salmon di ...   Continue reading

    • A Planted Prat – Lewis Hamilton launches plant based diner Neat Burger – That Lewis Hamilton has chosen to open a “planet friendly” restaurant is surely a joke given his penchant for gas guzzlers.

      A Planted Prat

      That Lewis Hamilton has chosen to open a “planet friendly” restaurant is surely a joke given his penchant for gas guzzlers Lewis Hamilton is best known for going fast in gas gu ...   Continue reading

    • The Dirty Diplomat – The Diplomat Hotel, Chesham Street, Belgravia, SW1 – Belgravia hotel which counts racist Marie-Claire, Baroness von Alvensleben amongst its residents condemned for being utterly disgusting.

      The Dirty Diplomat

      Belgravia hotel which counts the helmet haired racist bigot Marie-Claire, Baroness von Alvensleben amongst its residents condemned for being utterly disgusting If you want sweetcor ...   Continue reading

    • Maxwell Moves On – Murky madam Ghislaine Maxwell spotted munching on a burger at an In-N-Out Burger fast food restaurant whilst reading a book about deaths linked to the CIA.

      Maxwell Moves On

      Murky madam Ghislaine Maxwell spotted munching on a burger whilst reading a book about deaths linked to the CIA Hiding out in the Cundy Street Flats in Belgravia didn’t work out ...   Continue reading

    • The Aisle Eater – Waitrose Belgravia invaded by aisle eating woman – Britain’s most upmarket supermarket gets a visit from a woman who likes to help herself and eat in the aisles (in the presence of the racist bigot Baroness von Alvensleben even).

      The Aisle Eater

      Britain’s most upmarket supermarket gets a visit from a woman who likes to help herself and eat in the aisles (in the presence of the racist bigot Marie-Claire, Baroness von Alve ...   Continue reading

    • Tiggers & Angels – Pretentious wines: Tignanello and Whispering Angel – New wine tribes identified as ‘Tiggers’ and ‘Angels’ reports Matthew Steeples; both are to be avoided at all costs.

      Tiggers & Angels

      New wine tribes identified as ‘Tiggers’ and ‘Angels’ reports Matthew Steeples; both are to be avoided at all costs (unless you are the modern day Boycie)   The label ‘Ti ...   Continue reading

    • Instagrammable Restaurants Around the World – New contributor James Greenwood on Instagrammable restaurants around the world.

      Instagrammable Restaurants Around the World

      New contributor James Greenstone on Instagrammable restaurants around the world Travel and food have become synonymous nowadays with enthusiasts wanting to experience gastronomic d ...   Continue reading

    • The Snottiest Restaurant in The World – Fleming by Le Bilboquet, 27 East 62nd Street, New York, NY 10065 – New York restaurant that Googles any wannabe diner to see if they are rich enough has to be the most snotty dining spot in the world.

      The Snottiest Restaurant in The World

      New York restaurant that Googles any wannabe diner to see if they are rich enough has to be the most snotty dining spot in the world Fleming by Le Bilboquet is a New York restauran ...   Continue reading

    • The Death of The Power Lunch – Closure of Four Seasons, New York – With the closure of New York’s Four Seasons, is the era of ‘the power lunch’ well and truly over both there and in Britain?

      The Death of The Power Lunch

      With the closure of New York’s Four Seasons, is the era of ‘the power lunch’ well and truly over both there and in Britain? In October 1979, Esquire coined a new phrase: ‘T ...   Continue reading

    • Hero of the Hour – Michael Portillo – A man who defeated Jack Monroe – In making ‘Gender X’ pest Jack Monroe admit she got it wrong over milkshaking, Michael Portillo proved himself a truly talented debater.

      Hero of the Hour – Michael Portillo

      In making ‘Gender X’ pest Jack Monroe admit she got it wrong over milkshaking, Michael Portillo proved himself a truly talented debater Jack Monroe is the kind of person who’ ...   Continue reading

    • Pitchforks at the Ready – Jean-Pierre Robinet vs. Knoydart locals – Owner of Britain’s remotest mainland pub, The Old Forge at Knoydart, goes to war with his very own locals – The Old Forge, Inverie, Knoydart, Mallaig, Scotland, United Kingdom, PH31 4PL

      Pitchforks at the Ready

      Owner of Britain’s remotest mainland pub, The Old Forge at Knoydart, goes to war with his very own locals  (who’ve set up their own rival in protest) British folk (and app ...   Continue reading

    • Five of the Best – The Royal Borough’s Best Restaurants – Matthew Steeples highlights five stalwart restaurants for your Rolodex in the Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea, SW1, SW3, SW5, SW7, SW10 – The Chelsea Corner, No. Fifty Cheyne, Giovanni Ristorante, Granger & Co. Chelsea, Riccardo’s

      Five of the Best – The Royal Borough’s Best Restaurants

      Matthew Steeples highlights five stalwart restaurants for your Rolodex in the Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea The Chelsea Corner 451 Fulham Road, London, SW10 9UZ; +44 (0 ...   Continue reading

    • Ice Cream Iris – Iris Apfel becomes an ambassador for Magnum – Nonagenarian Iris Apfel yet again proves herself to be a truly brilliant gem; we should all heed her life and enjoy life to the full.

      Ice Cream Iris

      Nonagenarian Iris Apfel yet again proves herself to be a truly brilliant gem; we should all heed her life and enjoy life to the full On Thursday, the brilliantly talented wildcard ...   Continue reading

    • Five of the Worst – London Bars and Restaurants – Matthew Steeples takes a look at where you might want to not go if you wish to avoid bad service, hygiene disasters and vile customers.

      Five of the Worst – London Bars and Restaurants

      Matthew Steeples takes a look at where you might want to not go if you wish to avoid bad service, hygiene disasters and vile customers Baglioni Hotel London – 60 Hyde Park Gate, ...   Continue reading

    • The Car’s The Bar – 2000 Rover Mini Cooper Sport owned by Jay Kay – Mini Cooper Sport nicknamed ‘Chuckles’ by singer-songwriter owner Jay Kay of Jamiroquai to be auctioned; it comes complete with a mini bar and a disco light.

      The Car’s The Bar

      Mini Cooper Sport nicknamed ‘Chuckles’ by owner Jay Kay to be auctioned; it comes complete with a mini bar and a disco light Described as “remarkable, funky [and] smile-a-mil ...   Continue reading

    • Barring Janet – Boycott Councillor Janet Evans and Janet’s Bar, SW7 – As Cllr Janet Evans blocks The Steeple Times, we expose this South Kensington bar owner as utterly ridiculous and quite contemptible.

      Barring Janet

      As “arrogant, bigot” Councillor Janet Evans blocks The Steeple Times, we expose this South Kensington bar owner as utterly ridiculous and quite possibly “the rudest bar owner ...   Continue reading

    • Picture of the Week – Bye Bye.. London, Kings Road, London, SW3 – That there is now a Kuwaiti restaurant called ‘Bye Bye.. London’ on the Kings Road about sums up how the rot truly has set in suggests Matthew Steeples

      Picture of the Week – Bye Bye.. London

      ...   Continue reading

    • The Madness of Michelin – Marco Pierre White bans the Michelin Guide – Marco Pierre White is right to ban the Michelin Guide from his restaurant; he and others should take similar action against TripAdvisor.

      The Madness of Michelin

      Marco Pierre White is right to ban the Michelin Guide from his restaurant; he and others should take similar action against TripAdvisor   News that Marco Pierre White has told ...   Continue reading

    • TIGing a Drunken Duchess – Meghan Markle should go into politics – The boozy bird the Duchess of Sussex and the newly formed The Independent Group have something in common; this “TIG moment” lover should become their leader

      TIGing a Drunken Duchess

      The boozy bird the Duchess of Sussex and the newly formed The Independent Group have something in common; this “TIG moment” lover should become their leader   The former M ...   Continue reading

    • Praise Be To Pret – Pret should be saluted for helping the homeless – Matthew Steeples salutes Pret for doing more than most to help homeless people get jobs and permanent accommodation; others and the government should follow suit

      Praise Be To Pret

      Matthew Steeples salutes Pret for doing more than most to help homeless people get jobs and permanent accommodation; others and the government should follow suit   Pret a Mang ...   Continue reading

    • Harridan Heather – That Heather Mills (McCartney) has returned to the public eye is nothing but awful; please could someone just send her to Siberia?

      Harridan Heather

      That Heather Mills has returned to the public eye is nothing but awful; please could someone just send her to Siberia?   When one thought the worst was over and one of Britain ...   Continue reading

    • Billing Against Brexit – As a restaurant popular with politicians adds anti-Brexit slogans to its bills, it must be highlighted that the hospitality industry is entirely dependent on immigrant workers.

      Billing Against Brexit

      As a restaurant popular with politicians adds anti-Brexit slogans to its bills, it must be highlighted that the hospitality industry is entirely dependent on immigrant workers &nbs ...   Continue reading

    • Supporting Giovanni – Giovanni restaurant, 6 Yeoman’s Row, SW3 2AH – Matthew Steeples criticises ‘Evening Standard’s’ Benedict Moore-Bridger for his unjustified attack on the Knightsbridge restaurant Giovanni.

      Supporting Giovanni

      Matthew Steeples criticises the ‘Evening Standard’s’ Benedict Moore-Bridger for his unjustified attack on the Knightsbridge restaurant Giovanni   Benedict Moore-Bridger ...   Continue reading

    • Proudly Proudlock – Restaurateur and Chelsea beacon Michael Proudlock dies – Co-owner of Foxtrot Oscar on Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, London, SW3

      Proudly Proudlock

      Restaurateur and Chelsea beacon Michael Proudlock dies   Michael Proudlock left this earth in a fashion befitting of a bon viveur. After a “lavish lunch” at PJ’s on Tues ...   Continue reading

    • Caught on Caramel – South Kensington restaurant fire was arson

      Caught on Caramel

      Fire at Caramel restaurant in South Kensington suspected to be arson   Now, in the wake of the fire at Caramel restaurant on Brompton Road, South Kensington last week, police ...   Continue reading

    • Caramelized – Former La Brasserie (now Caramel) suffers fire – Frontage of former La Brasserie premises in South Kensington – now Caramel – burnt to a crisp on morning of 6th December 2018.

      Caramelized

      Frontage of former La Brasserie premises in South Kensington – now Caramel – burnt to a crisp   Last night, at around 3.30am, the frontage of Caramel on Brompton Road in S ...   Continue reading

    • CocktailING – Evening Standard disgraces itself (yet again) – Matthew Steeples tears apart ‘ES’ magazine’s new restaurant critic for using a ridiculous non-word – “cocktailing”

      CocktailING

      Matthew Steeples tears apart ‘ES’ magazine’s new restaurant critic for using a ridiculous non-word – “cocktailing”   In this week’s ‘ES’ magazine a prat (pic ...   Continue reading

    • A Romantic Takeaway – Daily Mail report on the British Takeaway Awards – Daily Mail focuses on the story of the year – that Spencer Matthews attended the British Takeaway Awards; you couldn’t make it up

      A Romantic Takeaway

      Mail Online focuses on the story of the year – that Spencer Matthews and his wife went on “date night” at the British Takeaway Awards; you couldn’t make it up   You ca ...   Continue reading

    • Snowflake Society – Waitrose should sell poppies not attack William Sitwell – Matthew Steeples supports William Sitwell and suggests his employer Waitrose develop a better moral compass before attacking him

      Snowflake Society

      Matthew Steeples supports William Sitwell and suggests his employer Waitrose develop a better moral compass before attacking him   Aristocrats have a habit of saying stupid th ...   Continue reading

    • Morons of the Moment – Sir Christopher and Baroness Meyer – Tedious twerps Sir Christopher and Baroness Meyer take to Twitter to berate anyone who dares criticise Boris Johnson and his deviant actions.

      Morons of the Moment – Sir Christopher and Baroness Meyer

      Tedious twerps Sir Christopher and Baroness Meyer take to Twitter to berate those who dares criticise deviant liar Boris Johnson Mr. “I wasn’t nice to everyone” Sir Christoph ...   Continue reading

    • Picture of the Week – Isabel Oakeshott Bums – John Whittingdale MP – Fake news creator Isabel Oakeshott dresses “inappropriately” for a book launch and then stands next to the lapdance loving MP John Whittingdale; what a bummer they didn’t get a room.

      Picture of the Week – Oakeshott Bums

      Fake news creator Isabel Oakeshott dresses “inappropriately” for a book launch and then stands next to the lapdance loving MP John Whittingdale; what a bummer they didn’t get ...   Continue reading

    • The Unkind Kingdom – Morpurgo and Lebedev on Brexit Britain – As Michael Morpurgo condemns Britain as “nasty,” Matthew Steeples reports from the launch of Alexander Lebedev’s ‘Hunt the Banker’ where the author condemns Brexit also.

      The Unkind Kingdom

      As Michael Morpurgo condemns Britain as “nasty,” Matthew Steeples reports from the launch of Alexander Lebedev’s ‘Hunt the Banker’ where the author condemns Brexit also T ...   Continue reading

    • Liar Boris – Boris Johnson needs to go before he is pushed – As it is confirmed Boris Johnson lied to the Queen about prorogation of Parliament, it is time for this pathological liar to just go.

      Liar Boris

      As it is confirmed Boris Johnson lied to the Queen about prorogation of Parliament, it is time for this pathological liar to just go People used to refer to Tony Blair as ‘B.Liar ...   Continue reading

    • It’s Not Cricket – Theresa May’s resignation honour list is an outrage – ‘Lady Macbeth’ Theresa May’s resignation honour list is symbolic; it is symbolic of cronyism and the toxicity of those she associated with.

      It’s Not Cricket

      ‘Lady Macbeth’ Theresa May’s resignation honour list is symbolic; it is symbolic of cronyism and the toxicity of those she associated with Shahmir Sanni claims not to care th ...   Continue reading

    • Bang On Betty – Betty Boothroyd speaks out against Brexit – In spite of her ill health, Betty Boothroyd’s intervention is illustrative that it is not just the young that don’t want Brexit.

      Bang On Betty

      In spite of her ill health, Betty Boothroyd’s intervention is illustrative that it is not just the young that don’t want Brexit Belgravia resident The Rt. Hon. Baroness Boothro ...   Continue reading

    • The Magic Twenty-One – As Conservative Party lurches to become “The Brexit Party (Rebadged)” we salute 21 decent MPs who stood up to Boris Johnson.

      The Magic Twenty-One

      As the Conservative Party lurches to become “The Brexit Party (Rebadged)” we salute the twenty-one decent MPs who stood up to Boris Johnson Moderate Conservatism died last nigh ...   Continue reading

    • The John & Gina Show – Sir John Major teams up with Gina Miller – Gina Miller creates a double act by pairing up with former Prime Minister Sir John Major to stop Boris Johnson proroguing Parliament.

      The John & Gina Show

      Gina Miller creates a double act by pairing up with former Prime Minister Sir John Major to stop Boris Johnson proroguing Parliament Yet again Gina Miller has pulled it off. Not on ...   Continue reading

    • Picture of the Week – Stickered Richard Tice at Waitrose Belgravia – Brexiteer Richard Tice MEP spotted buying discounted salmon at Waitrose Belgravia; What next? Chlorinated American chicken?

      Picture of the Week – Stickered Tice

      Brexiteer Richard Tice MEP spotted buying discounted salmon at Waitrose Belgravia; What next? Chlorinated American chicken? ‘Celebrity Waitrose’ in Belgravia is somewhere you o ...   Continue reading

    • Name & Shame – The Liar Bird – Esther McVey MP – Liverpudlian Esther McVey MP offends the city of her birth by supporting ‘The Sun’

      Name & Shame – The Liar Bird

      Liverpudlian Esther McVey MP  offends the city of her birth by supporting ‘The Sun’ In Liverpool The Sun is banned. In this part of Britain the legacy of how that paper covere ...   Continue reading

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      Murky Max

      Max Clifford’s toxic legacy lives on in the form of his equally mucky daughter and her firm Borne Media We all thought we’d heard the last of the thankfully dead compulsive lia ...   Continue reading

    • Where’s Ghislaine? Where’s Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell – Could Ghislaine Maxwell be living it up in the Cundy Street Flats in Belgravia, London, SW1 in the wake of the ‘suiciding’ of the billionaire paedophile Jeffrey Epstein?

      Where’s Ghislaine?

      Could ‘Good Time Ghislaine’ Maxwell be living it up in Belgravia in the wake of the ‘suiciding’ of the billionaire paedophile Jeffrey Epstein? It’s not: “Where’s Wall ...   Continue reading

    • Censored Stunt – James Stunt calls out those who try to censor his right to free speech and challenges his adversaries to man-up and face him.

      Censored Stunt

      James Stunt calls out those who try to censor his right to free speech and challenges his adversaries to man-up and face him Businessman James Stunt is someone not afraid to say wh ...   Continue reading

    • Marsh & Parsons – The Landlord’s Nightmare – The Steeple Times condemns Marsh & Parsons as the worst estate agency in Britain; they make even Foxtons look professional. They call themselves “the landlord’s prayer” but are in fact “the landlord’s nightmare.”

      Marsh & Parsons – The Landlord’s Nightmare

      The Steeple Times condemns Marsh & Parsons as the worst estate agency in Britain; they make even Foxtons look professional If you want incompetents to manage the letting or sel ...   Continue reading

    • Green Bottoms – Sir Philip Green charged with assault in America – As Sir ‘Shifty’ Philip Green is charged with assault and his empire flounders, it is now time for him to be finally stripped of his title.

      Green Bottoms

      As Sir ‘Shifty’ Philip Green is charged with assault and his empire flounders, it is now time for him to be finally stripped of his title Alleged “bottom slapper” and “br ...   Continue reading

    • Downgrading Sir Shifty – Sir Philip and Lady Green’s downfall – We join those celebrating ‘Sir Shifty’ Philip Green’s impending downfall; this vulgar man and his beady-eyed wife truly deserve their fate.

      Downgrading Sir Shifty

      We join those celebrating ‘Sir Shifty’ Philip Green’s impending downfall; this vulgar man and his beady-eyed wife truly deserve their fate It hasn’t been a good week for Si ...   Continue reading

    • Fat F**k – Naming and shaming conman Francesco Grasso – ‘The Steeple Times’ names and shames Knightsbridge’s worst scammer for what he truly is; meet Francesco Grasso – his name means ‘fat’ in Italian

      Fat F**k

      ‘The Steeple Times’ names and shames Knightsbridge’s worst scammer for what he truly is; meet Francesco Grasso – his name means ‘fat’ in Italian The word ‘Grasso’ m ...   Continue reading

    • Banishing Branson

      That Richard Branson has been barred from bidding on rail contracts is correct; that the Americans have welcomed him is most unfortunate News that “tie-loathing adventurer and tr ...   Continue reading

    • Moron of the Moment – Vile Daily Mail proprietor Lord Rottenmere – Viscount Rothermere has yet again proven himself to be the finest example of all that is bad about Britain

      Moron of the Moment – Johnny Rottenmere

      ...   Continue reading

    • Silly Philly – Sir Philip Green spends his birthday alone; diddums – ‘Sir Shifty’ Philip Green reduced to celebrating his birthday on his lonesome; here is proof of how the mighty can truly fall.

      Silly Philly

      ‘Sir Shifty’ Philip Green reduced to celebrating his birthday on his lonesome; here is proof of how the mighty can truly fall   The Mail on Sunday, for once, provided an a ...   Continue reading

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