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    Grating Greta – Greta Thunberg means well but gets it so wrong – Matthew Steeples suggests Greta Thunberg to be well meaning but misguided; her approach to environmental issues is beyond over-simplistic.

    Grating Greta

    Matthew Steeples suggests Greta Thunberg to be well meaning but misguided; her approach to environmental issues and innovation is beyond over-simplistic Sixteen year old ‘eco warrior’ and ‘school striker’ Greta Thunberg, on the surface, means well. She cares about our planet, but her oversim ...   Continue reading

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    Lavish Leasam – £9.5 million ($12.2 million, €11.1 million or درهم44.8 million) for Leasam House, Leasam Lane, Playden, Rye, East Sussex, TN31 7UE, United Kingdom through agents Savills – Vast Georgian mansion close to the East Sussex coast with garaging for nineteen cars for sale for just under £10 million.

    Lavish Leasam

    Vast Georgian mansion close to the East Sussex coast with garaging for nineteen cars for sale for just under £10 million Built for a Rye based attorney and banker named Jeremiah C ...   Continue reading

    Picture of the Week – Vanishing Vaz – Keith Vaz MP sign gets binned – Completing his disgrace, rent boy loving ex-Labour MP Keith Vaz’s ‘On Your Side’ sign is finally removed from his constituency office.

    Picture of the Week – Vanishing Vaz

    Completing his disgrace, rent boy loving ex-Labour MP Keith Vaz’s ‘On Your Side’ sign is finally removed from his constituency office On Monday, Karam Bharij, a member of the ...   Continue reading

    Tosspot Towning – Truth about peddler of junk Ian Towning revealed – ‘The Steeple Times’ exposes the truth about the shameless drag queen-esque peddler of junk Ian Towning. Pictured camping it up with the now deceased paedophile Max Clifford.

    Tosspot Towning

    ‘The Steeple Times’ exposes the truth about the shameless drag queen-esque peddler of junk Ian Towning “Permatanned queen of the antiques trade” Ian Towning is best known f ...   Continue reading

    • Grating Greta – Greta Thunberg means well but gets it so wrong – Matthew Steeples suggests Greta Thunberg to be well meaning but misguided; her approach to environmental issues is beyond over-simplistic.

      Grating Greta

      Matthew Steeples suggests Greta Thunberg to be well meaning but misguided; her approach to environmental issues and innovation is beyond over-simplistic Sixteen year old ‘eco war ...   Continue reading

    • Bloomberg For President – Michael Bloomberg vs. Donald Trump – Michael Bloomberg is the man who can beat Donald Trump and his likely entry into the race to become President is to be saluted.

      Bloomberg For President

      Michael Bloomberg is the man who can beat Donald Trump and his likely entry into the race to become President is to be celebrated suggests Matthew Steeples Michael Bloomberg KBE, 7 ...   Continue reading

    • Royally Ridiculous – Royal Court Theatre should not be banning bottles – The Royal Court’s decision to ban theatregoers from bringing in single-use plastic bottles is utterly ludicrous suggests Matthew Steeples.

      Royally Ridiculous

      The Royal Court’s decision to ban theatregoers from bringing in single-use plastic bottles is utterly ludicrous suggests Matthew Steeples The Royal Court Theatre on Sloane Square ...   Continue reading

    • A Must March – People’s Vote March, London, 19th October 2019 – ‘The Steeple Times’s’ Matthew Steeples urges readers to join the Together for the Final Say People’s Vote March in London tomorrow.

      A Must March

      ‘The Steeple Times’s’ Matthew Steeples urges readers to join the Together for the Final Say People’s Vote March in London tomorrow I’m not normally one for protest marche ...   Continue reading

    • Real News – Dawn Ward and Norah Lawlor attack The Steeple Times – As Dawn Ward suggests ‘The Steeple Times’ is short of news, publicist for animal charity backed by Trumps brands us “fake news.”

      Real News

      As dimwitted Dawn Ward suggests ‘The Steeple Times’ is short of news, publicist for animal charity backed by the Trumps brands us “fake news” George Orwell once stated: “ ...   Continue reading

    • No Joke Joker – That Warner Brothers decided to use a song by the incarcerated paedophile Gary Glitter in their new film ‘Joker’ is utterly disgraceful suggests Matthew Steeples.

      No Joke Joker

      That Warner Brothers decided to use a song by the incarcerated paedophile Gary Glitter in their new film ‘Joker’ is utterly disgraceful suggests Matthew Steeples “Public hate ...   Continue reading

    • MeGain’s Mail Mess – The Duchess of Sussex’s decision to sue the Mail on Sunday is the wrong course of action; she ought to instead make peace with her family suggests Matthew Steeples

      MeGain’s Mail Mess

      The Duchess of Sussex’s decision to sue the Mail on Sunday is the wrong course of action; she ought to instead make peace with her family suggests Matthew Steeples In deciding to ...   Continue reading

    • A News Nightmare – Right wing media need to take responsibility for the mess – Matthew Steeples analyses how the mess that is Boris Johnson Britain has engulfed any impartiality the right wing press had left.

      A News Nightmare

      Matthew Steeples analyses how the mess that is Boris Johnson Britain has engulfed any impartiality the right wing press had left With The Telegraph even suggesting Boris Johnson re ...   Continue reading

    • Picture of the Week – Bankrupt Belgravia – Matthew Steeples condemns Westminster Council, Grosvenor and others for doing little to nothing to help the homeless in Belgravia.

      Picture of the Week – Bankrupt Belgravia

      Matthew Steeples condemns Westminster Council, landowners Grosvenor and others for doing little to nothing to help the homeless in Belgravia Most days I go to Sainsbury’s in Eliz ...   Continue reading

    • Bog Off Brazen Boris – Boris Johnson is wrong to prorogue Parliament – Matthew Steeples suggests Boris Johnson proroguing parliament is an outrage; he comes out in support of the High Court challenge by Gina Miller – who is elsewhere backed by James Stunt.

      Bog Off Brazen Boris

      Matthew Steeples suggests Boris Johnson proroguing parliament is an outrage; he comes out in support of the High Court challenge by Gina Miller – who is elsewhere backed by James ...   Continue reading

    • Turfing Out The Trash – The royal family – Does it have a purpose? The royal family needs to wash its hands of its hangers on suggests Matthew Steeples.

      Turfing Out The Trash

      The royal family needs to wash its hands of its hangers on suggests Matthew Steeples With even the staunchly royalist Daily Mail condemning Prince Andrew and his on-off ex-wife, Za ...   Continue reading

    • Hypocrite Harry – Tedious twerps Duke and Duchess of Sussex – That the hypocrite Prince Harry and his tedious wife have come to rely on Sir Elton John to defend them about sums up how ghastly they truly are suggests Matthew Steeples – Private Jet travel criticism.

      Hypocrite Harry

      That the hypocrite Prince Harry and his tedious twerp of a wife have come to rely on Sir Elton John to defend them about sums up how ghastly they truly are suggests Matthew Steeple ...   Continue reading

    • Banishing Boris – Conservative majority in parliament is now just one – Matthew Steeples suggests Boris Johnson must face up to the fact that his majority is likely to disappear.

      Banishing Boris

      Matthew Steeples suggests Boris Johnson must face up to the fact that his majority is likely to disappear Last night after the Lib Dems stormed to victory in Brecon & Radnorshi ...   Continue reading

    • Murky Mucky’s Magazine Mess – Duchess of Sussex guest edits Vogue – Matthew Steeples suggests the Duchess of Sussex ought to give up any ambition to become a magazine editor.

      Murky Mucky’s Magazine Mess

      Matthew Steeples suggests the Duchess of Sussex ought to give up any ambition to become a magazine editor The Duchess of Sussex just cannot help herself. This mendacious meddler, i ...   Continue reading

    • The Steeple Times is Back – Apologies for the delay – The Steeple Times returns.

      The Steeple Times is Back

      Apologies for the delay – The Steeple Times returns You may have noticed we’ve not published anything for quite a while. Our most sincere apologies for this – but now, to mis ...   Continue reading

    • The Stupidity of The Standard – In backing Boris Johnson as the candidate best able to “give Britain back its mojo” today, the Evening Standard lets down London suggests Matthew Steeples

      The Stupidity of The Standard

      In backing Boris Johnson as the candidate best able to “give Britain back its mojo” today, the Evening Standard lets down London suggests Matthew Steeples London is a city that ...   Continue reading

    • Dimwitted Davidson – London says good riddance to Jim Davidson – That Jim Davidson has announced he doesn’t ever want to set foot in London again is something to be celebrated suggests Matthew Steeples

      Dimwitted Davidson

      That Jim Davidson has announced he doesn’t ever want to set foot in London again is something to be celebrated suggests Matthew Steeples Sadiq Khan is undoubtedly an irritating p ...   Continue reading

    • An Outrage Too Far – Jo Brand went too far, but the reaction is stupid – The reaction to Jo Brand’s ill-placed ‘joke’ is somewhat overblown suggests Matthew Steeples; that she angered Nigel Farage is just brilliant.

      An Outrage Too Far

      The reaction to Jo Brand’s ill-placed ‘joke’ is somewhat overblown suggests Matthew Steeples; that she angered Nigel Farage is just brilliant Jo Brand certainly put her foot ...   Continue reading

    • Triumphant Trump – Donald Trump surprisingly behaved – Donald Trump defied his critics last night and behaved himself; his presence, however, is causing chaos and his meeting with Theresa May is just pointless

      Triumphant Trump

      Donald Trump defied his critics last night and behaved himself; his presence, however, is causing chaos and his meeting with Theresa May is just pointless You have to give it to hi ...   Continue reading

    • A Divided Nation – European Election results show how divided we are – Matthew Steeples suggests last night’s European Election results leads to only one conclusion as to how we can move forward.

      A Divided Nation

      Matthew Steeples suggests last night’s European Election results leads to only one conclusion as to how we can move forward Last night, the Conservative Party suffered its worst ...   Continue reading

    • Tears For What’s Next – Theresa May, Jeremy Corbyn and Napoleon – Matthew Steeples suggests there shouldn’t be tears for Theresa May but instead for the Napoleon Bonaparte style calamity that could follow.

      Tears For What’s Next

      Matthew Steeples suggests there should be no tears for Theresa May but instead for the Napoléon Bonaparte style calamity that now could follow Today marks the 70th birthday of Jer ...   Continue reading

    • The Moral Warp of Brexit – Homelessness forgotten in Brexit Britain – As Brexit dominates our nation, we have have forgotten other pressing issues; we must sort this mess and then get back to normal business suggests Matthew Steeples.

      The Moral Warp of Brexit

      As Brexit dominates our nation, we have have forgotten other pressing issues; we must sort this mess and then get back to normal business suggests Matthew Steeples We live in a mor ...   Continue reading

    • Turning Off The Lights – What is the future for the Tories? Matthew Steeples asks: “What is the future for the Conservative Party?” given Theresa May has driven it towards complete wipeout.

      Turning Off The Lights

      Matthew Steeples asks: “What is the future for the Conservative Party?” given Theresa May has driven it towards complete wipeout This morning, on Sky News’ Sophy Ridge on Sun ...   Continue reading

    • Traditional Bigot Group Strikes Again – Loopy Traditional Britain Group – Matthew Steeples again condemns the bigoted Traditional Britain Group in the wake of their mockery of Stephen Lawrence Day, Johnny Mercer MP and Jacob Rees-Mogg MP even also

      Traditional Bigot Group Strikes Again

      Matthew Steeples again condemns the bigoted Traditional Britain Group in the wake of their mockery of Stephen Lawrence Day, Johnny Mercer MP and Jacob Rees-Mogg MP even also Yester ...   Continue reading

    • A Notre Overdose – Matthew Steeples suggests those bleating about Notre Dame fire should get real and use social media to talk about victims of terror also.

      A Notre Overdose

      Matthew Steeples suggests those bleating about the Notre Dame fire should get real and use their social media accounts to talk about the victims of terror also Yesterday in Paris, ...   Continue reading

    • A Country That Doesn’t Work For Anyone – We must stand and be counted – As Matthew Steeples announces that he has submitted an application to stand for ChangeUK, he argues that we must work for a better Britain

      A Country That Doesn’t Work For Anyone

      As Matthew Steeples announces that he has submitted an application to stand for ChangeUK – The Independent Group, he argues that we must all work for a better Britain Britain is ...   Continue reading

    • Free The Caged Big Cats – Matthew Steeples argues in support of The Big Cat Public Safety Act and urges readers to support his IFAW fundraiser in London.

      Free The Caged Big Cats

      Matthew Steeples argues in support of The Big Cat Public Safety Act and urges readers to support his IFAW fundraiser in London Tomorrow in London, I will host a fundraiser for the ...   Continue reading

    • No Sun for Assange – Julian Assange ought to be arrested immediately – Julian Assange should be arrested the minute he leaves the Ecuadorian Embassy suggests Matthew Steeples.

      No Sun For Assange

      Julian Assange should be arrested the minute he leaves the Ecuadorian Embassy suggests Matthew Steeples Julian Assange is a menace. There’s no doubt about that. This pest sought ...   Continue reading

    • The Mercer Era – Johnny Mercer MP should run to become Tory leader – Matthew Steeples suggests Johnny Mercer could be the Conservative Party’s saviour.

      The Mercer Era

      ...   Continue reading

    • All Fool Theresa – The biggest idiot this April Fool’s Day has to be Theresa May suggests Matthew Steeples; we are also all idiots for continuing to put up with her.

      All Fool Theresa

      ...   Continue reading

    • Lavish Leasam – £9.5 million ($12.2 million, €11.1 million or درهم44.8 million) for Leasam House, Leasam Lane, Playden, Rye, East Sussex, TN31 7UE, United Kingdom through agents Savills – Vast Georgian mansion close to the East Sussex coast with garaging for nineteen cars for sale for just under £10 million.

      Lavish Leasam

      Vast Georgian mansion close to the East Sussex coast with garaging for nineteen cars for sale for just under £10 million Built for a Rye based attorney and banker named Jeremiah C ...   Continue reading

    • Tosspot Towning – Truth about peddler of junk Ian Towning revealed – ‘The Steeple Times’ exposes the truth about the shameless drag queen-esque peddler of junk Ian Towning. Pictured camping it up with the now deceased paedophile Max Clifford.

      Tosspot Towning

      ‘The Steeple Times’ exposes the truth about the shameless drag queen-esque peddler of junk Ian Towning “Permatanned queen of the antiques trade” Ian Towning is best known f ...   Continue reading

    • A Regency Rock – £20k per month for The Stone, Pheasant Hill, Chalfont St. Giles, Buckinghamshire, HP8 4SA, United Kingdom – ‘Georgian Regency’ country house to rent for £20,000 per month in a Buckinghamshire village voted ‘the best in England’ through agents Knight Frank.

      A Regency Rock

      ‘Georgian Regency’ country house to rent for £20,000 per month in a Buckinghamshire village voted ‘the best in England’ Built circa 1810 on the site of a medieval manor ho ...   Continue reading

    • A Romping Royal Range Rover – 1994 ex-Prince Jefri Range Rover limo – Range Rover limousine originally used by the sex mad Prince Jefri Bolkiah of Brunei for sale for 94% less than its original £323,000 cost – For sale at Silverstone Auctions NEC Classic Motor Show 2019 sale in Birmingham on Saturday 9th November 2019 with an estimate of £18,000 to £24,000 ($23,100 to $30,700, €20,900 to €27,800 or درهم84,700 to درهم112,900).

      A Romping Royal Range Rover

      Range Rover ‘coffin car’ limousine originally used by the sex mad Prince Jefri Bolkiah of Brunei for sale for 94% less than its original £323,000 total cost As we’ve reporte ...   Continue reading

    • A Thrifty Reduction – £3.8 million for Burnham Westgate Hall, Burnham Market, Burnham Market, King’s Lynn, North Norfolk, PE31 8HE, United Kingdom through agents Sowerbys – ‘Baroness Thrifty’ Patricia Rawlings, Baroness Rawlings puts her Sir John Soane designed Norfolk mansion up for sale for 46% less than she tried to get for it in 2011 (when Johnny Depp allegedly failed to purchase it).

      A Thrifty Reduction

      ‘Baroness Thrifty’ puts her Sir John Soane designed Norfolk mansion up for sale for 46% less than she tried to get for it in 2011 (when Johnny Depp allegedly failed to purchase ...   Continue reading

    • A Car Curate’s Egg – 2019 RM Sotheby’s London sale. Results. An analysis of the results at the 2019 RM Sotheby’s London sale at Olympia on Friday 25th October.

      A Car Curate’s Egg

      An analysis of the results at the 2019 RM Sotheby’s London sale Brexit uncertainty did not stop their being a large turnout for the preview of the 2019 RM Sotheby’s London sale ...   Continue reading

    • Polly Put The Kettle On – £10 millon for Newtown Park Estate, Portmore, Lymington, New Forest, Hampshire, SO41 5RN, United Kingdom through Knight Frank – Palladian mansion that was home to Charles Burnett III, the driver of the “fastest kettle in the world,” for sale £10 million after his death in a helicopter accident.

      Polly Put The Kettle On

      Palladian mansion that was home to Charles Burnett III, the driver of the “fastest kettle in the world,” for sale for £10 million after his death in a helicopter accident Char ...   Continue reading

    • Cavernous Caversham Park – £20 million for stately home Caversham Park, Peppard Road, Caversham, Reading, Berkshire, RG4 8TZ, United Kingdom through Lambert Smith Hampton – Grade II listed stately home in 93 acres of parkland in Reading, Berkshire for sale for just £174 per square foot.

      Cavernous Caversham

      Grade II listed stately home in 93 acres of parkland in Reading, Berkshire for sale for just £174 per square foot Situated just 40 miles from Central London, a 114,996 square foot ...   Continue reading

    • An Oligarch’s Lair – £6.5m for Villa il Poderino, Via del Giuggiolo and Via Bolognese, City of Florence, 2-4 Florence, Tuscany, Italy through agents Aste Giudiziarie – Closing date of the 19th November for sealed bids – Tuscan villa previously owned by Russian oligarch turned fugitive offered in bankruptcy sale; once valued at £16.3 million, bids of £6.5 million are now sought

      An Oligarch’s Lair

      Tuscan villa previously owned by Russian oligarch turned fugitive offered in bankruptcy sale; once valued at £16.3 million, bids of £6.5 million are now sought A 35,520 square fo ...   Continue reading

    • A Touring Tip – 1998 Rolls-Royce Silver Spur limo to be auctioned – Extra-long wheelbase 1998 Rolls-Royce Silver Spur armoured touring limousine used in Equatorial Guinea for sale for a knock down price by Bonhams on 29th September 2019 at Cheserex, Switzerland – The car will be offered without reserve at an estimate of £20,000 to £37,000 (CHF 25,000 to CHF 45,000, $24,600 to $45,000, €22,500 to €41,600 or درهم90,300 to درهم167,000).

      A Touring Tip

      Extra-long wheelbase 1998 Rolls-Royce Silver Spur armoured touring limousine used in Equatorial Guinea for sale for a knock down price Presented in “dismantled condition” and ...   Continue reading

    • Inching an Island – Scottish island for sale for less than Knightsbridge garage – 90 acre Scottish island for sale for less than the cost of a 212 square foot garage space in Knightsbridge, London – Insh Island, Firth of Lorne, Argyll, Scotland for sale through Dawsons for £125,000 – Garage, Denbigh House, Hans Place, Knightsbridge, London, SW1 for sale for £140,000 through Ashdown Marks.

      Inching an Island

      90 acre Scottish island for sale for less than the cost of a 212 square foot garage space in Knightsbridge, London Though a garage not even wide enough to fit a Rolls-Royce Phantom ...   Continue reading

    • Superlative Stedcombe – Stedcombe House, Axmouth, Devon, EX12 4BJ, United Kingdom – For sale for £4.5 million ($5.6 million, €5.1 million or درهم20.6 million) through Savills – Stunning Grade I listed symmetrical William and Mary country house in Devon with slave trade links for sale for £4.5 million.

      Superlative Stedcombe

      Stunning Grade I listed symmetrical William and Mary country house in Devon with slave trade links for sale An “outstanding” William and Mary country house built with the profi ...   Continue reading

    • Highlights of LAPADA 2019 – Berkeley Square, Mayfair, London, W1 – Matthew Steeples picks his highlights at the LAPADA 2019 art and antiques fair in Mayfair’s Berkeley Square on its penultimate day.

      Highlights of LAPADA 2019

      Matthew Steeples picks his highlights at the LAPADA 2019 art and antiques fair in Mayfair’s Berkeley Square on its penultimate day Today is the penultimate day of a somewhat diff ...   Continue reading

    • A Bigmouth’s Castle – £8 million for Seton Castle, Longniddry, East Lothian, Scotland, EH32 0PG, United Kingdom – For sale through Rettie & Co. – Scotland’s most expensive private residence for sale for 47% less than its 2005 asking price; it was designed by Robert Adam and is currently owned by self-made tech tycoons Stephen Leach and his wife Heather Luscombe.

      A Bigmouth’s Castle

      Scotland’s most expensive private residence for sale for 47% less than its 2005 asking price; it was designed by Robert Adam and is currently owned by self-made tech tycoons Spor ...   Continue reading

    • Motoring Elegance – Matthew Steeples selects highlights from the 2019 Concours of Elegance at Hampton Court Palace.

      Motoring Elegance

      Matthew Steeples selects highlights from the 2019 Concours of Elegance at Hampton Court Palace Today marks the final day of what has become one of the most elegant of events for ca ...   Continue reading

    • Five of the Best – Places to Buy Gifts – Marketeer Branka Virily selects five of the best places to buy gifts.

      Five of the Best – Places to Buy Gifts

      Marketeer Branka Virily selects five of the best places to buy gifts Buying gifts can sometimes be a challenge.  Even if you know the type of gift you want, finding something that ...   Continue reading

    • Beautiful Butlins – £2.9 million childhood home of singer James Blunt Cley Windmill, The Quay, Cley-next-the-Sea, Holt, Norfolk, NR25 7RP, United Kingdom – For sale through Strutt & Parker for £2.9 million ($3.5 million, €3.2 million or درهم13 million) as a whole or £2.3 million ($2.8 million, €2.5 million or درهم10.3 million) for just the windmill alone.

      Beautiful Butlins

      Much photographed North Norfolk windmill that was the childhood home of the crooner James Blunt for sale for £2.9 million Known for his directness on Twitter and either loved or l ...   Continue reading

    • Review – New contributor Mahri Smith reviews The Peacock Room by Merryn Corcoran.

      The Peacock Room

      New contributor Mahri Smith reviews ‘The Peacock Room’ by Merryn Corcoran Set in Tuscany, Merryn Corcoran’s The Peacock Room is set in the Sammezzano Castle that radiates ecc ...   Continue reading

    • Britten Street, Chelsea, London, SW3 apartment for sale for just £140,000; there is, of course, a catch.

      Cheap in Chelsea

      Chelsea apartment for sale for just £140,000; there is, of course, a catch A studio flat has gone on sale in Britten Street, Chelsea, SW3 for just £140,000 ($170,000, €153,000 ...   Continue reading

    • A Bitter Cabriolet – £77,500 for 1990 Bitter SC cabriolet – Rare (and noisy) 1990 cabriolet created by a man named Mr Bitter for sale for £77,500. Offered by Kensington dealer Graeme Hunt.

      A Bitter Cabriolet

      Rare (and noisy) 1990 cabriolet created by a man named Mr Bitter for sale Natty Kensington dealer Graeme Hunt is known for selling the finest cars, but currently he has something e ...   Continue reading

    • A Louche Limo – 1966 Mercedes-Benz 600 sedan by Henri Chapron of Paris complete with ‘Jimmy Savile-esque’ fold-down bed to be auctioned as part of the Sáragga Collection by RM Sotheby’s near Comporta, Portugal on 21st September 2019; it was created for the eccentric Armenian oil magnate Nubar Gulbenkian.

      A Louche Limo

      1966 Mercedes-Benz 600 sedan complete with ‘Jimmy Savile-esque’ fold-down bed to be auctioned; it was created for the eccentric Armenian oil magnate Nubar Gulbenkian Santa Clau ...   Continue reading

    • Waterside Wixels – Stunning converted sail loft and “local landmark” in “the best position” in Topsham, Devon for sale for £3.5 million – £3.5 million for Wixels, Ferry Road, Topsham, Devon, EX3 0JH, United Kingdom through Knight Frank.

      Waterside Wixels

      Stunning converted sail loft and “local landmark” in “the best position” in Topsham, Devon  for sale for £3.5 million A Grade II listed 18th century sail loft and nail fa ...   Continue reading

    • A Costly Chapel – St Luke’s Chapel, Rose Square, The Bromptons, South Kensington, London, SW3 6RS – Derelict Grade II* listed Gothic revival chapel in South Kensington for sale for the extraordinary sum of £7.5 million through Russell & Simpson and Strutt & Parker – St Luke’s Chapel, Rose Square, The Bromptons, South Kensington, London, SW3

      A Costly Chapel

      Derelict Grade II* listed Gothic revival chapel in South Kensington for sale for the extraordinary sum of £7.5 million; it cost just £1,613 to build The purchaser of a home that ...   Continue reading

    • Stretching a Porsche

      1953 Porsche 356 to be auctioned; it was converted into a limousine by its collector owner for his daughter’s wedding People do strange things to cars and we thought we’d seen ...   Continue reading

    • Five of the Best – Masterpiece 2019 – The Steeple Times selects the highlights of Masterpiece 2019. Items from Trinity House, Peter Harrington, Crane Kalman, Collisart LLC and Peter Fetterman Gallery.

      Five of the Best – Masterpiece 2019

      The Steeple Times selects the highlights of Masterpiece 2019 Eighty-one of the finest items of James Bond memorabilia £2.5 million ($3.2 million, €2.8 million or درهم11.6 mi ...   Continue reading

    • Five of the Best – Rarities – Five highly unusual items for sale currently including one that might be suitable as a gift for wannabe PM and one-time cocaine experimenter Michael Gove – Rock-crystal deer owned by Coco Chanel, pocket watch owned by Edgar Allen Poe, Range Rover convertible won in a card game and then lost by its owner and a William IV sterling silver cocaine powder tower and scoop.

      Five of the Best – Rarities

      Five highly unusual items for sale currently including one that might be suitable as a gift for wannabe PM and one-time cocaine experimenter Michael Gove William IV Sterling Silver ...   Continue reading

    • Come To My Island – £3.2 million ($4.1 million, €3.6 million or درهم15million) for Eyot House, D’Olyly Carte Island, Weybridge, Surrey, KT13 8LX – Private island on Thames that was owned by the first owner of The Savoy Hotel for sale for £800k less than it was sold for in 2013 through Chase Apartments.

      Come To My Island

      Private island on the Thames that was owned by the first owner of The Savoy Hotel and inspired Gilbert and Sullivan for sale for £800,000 less than it was sold for in 2013 A 145 m ...   Continue reading

    • Parking or a Farm? £175,000 for a Welsh farm and for an SW7 parking space – Outdoor parking space in South Kensington for sale for the same price as a Welsh farmstead.

      Parking or a Farm?

      Outdoor parking space in South Kensington for sale for the same price as a Welsh farmstead One could argue the property market has gone completely nuts when an uncovered, leasehold ...   Continue reading

    • A Cut-Price Cadillac – 1985 Cadillac Seville to be auctioned; its estimate is just £9,500 to £12,600 ($12,000 to $16,000, €10,700 to €14,300 or درهم44,100 to درهم58) through RM Auctions’ 2019 Auburn Spring sale in Auburn Auction Park from 29th May to 1st June 2019, Indiana; the perfect car for any hip-hop or ‘Dallas’ devotee.

      A Cut-Price Cadillac

      1985 Cadillac Seville to be auctioned; its lower estimate is just under £10,000; the perfect car for any hip-hop or ‘Dallas’ devotee A second generation Cadillac Seville – k ...   Continue reading

    • A Modern Masterpiece – Victorian farmhouse transformed into an Anglo-Baroque-style masterpiece by Robert Adam complete with a lion from Chuchill’s garden on the roof for sale through Savills for £2.45 million ($3.1 million, €2.8 million or درهم11.4 million) – Eastwood Farm, Chilsham Lane, Herstmonceux, Hailsham, East Sussex, BN27 4QH.

      A Modern Masterpiece

      Victorian farmhouse transformed into an Anglo-Baroque-style masterpiece by Robert Adam complete with a lion from Chuchill’s garden on the roof for sale Eccentric homes are only g ...   Continue reading

    • Guttered Anthea – Anthea Turner’s fiancé spotted picking up litter – Anthea Turner’s convicted offender fiancé Mark Armstrong spotted “trawling roads” doing community service after biting a policeman.

      Guttered Anthea

      Anthea Turner’s “berserk” convicted offender fiancé spotted “trawling roads” doing community service after biting a policeman This morning, The Sun shared photographs of ...   Continue reading

    • Moron of the Moment – Vanessa Feltz – Tyre tractor like Vanessa Feltz yet again proves herself to be one of the most irritating people in Britain.

      Moron of the Moment – Vanessa Feltz

      Tyre tractor like Vanessa Feltz yet again proves herself to be one of the most irritating people in Britain Voted one of the worst people in Britain in 2003 by Channel 4, Vanessa F ...   Continue reading

    • BoJo’s Body Double – Boris Johnson lookalike Peter Cervinka – American lookalike of Boris Johnson emerges; it turns out he’s very rich and the beau of the socialite Denise Rich.

      BoJo’s Body Double

      American lookalike of Boris Johnson emerges; it turns out he’s very rich and the beau of the socialite Denise Rich As Boris Johnson faces further allegations that “he knew abou ...   Continue reading

    • Bonkers Bedfellows – If Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman is dating the car crash that is Lindsay Lohan, he must be bonkers; the truth is more likely that this washed-up slapper is pulling yet another publicity stunt.

      Bonkers Bedfellows

      If Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman is dating the car crash that is Lindsay Lohan, he must be bonkers; the truth is more likely that this washed-up slapper is pulling yet another p ...   Continue reading

    • Do One Dawn – Real Housewives of Cheshire’s Dawn Ward and “do one” – “Napkin slapper” Dawn Ward again proves herself to be a common degenerate in using the phrase “do one.”

      Do One Dawn

      “Napkin slapper” Dawn Ward again proves herself to be a common degenerate in using the phrase “do one” Telling some to “remove oneself” by instead saying “do one” i ...   Continue reading

    • Carrie’s Curious Contacts – The Steeple Times reveals some of the curious people Boris Johnson’s squeeze Carrie Symonds previously associated with – a past that includes online manhood sharers and fake news creators.

      Carrie’s Curious Contacts

      The Steeple Times reveals some of the curious people Boris Johnson’s squeeze Carrie Symonds previously associated with – a past that includes online manhood sharers and fake ne ...   Continue reading

    • Crackpot Cliff – Sir Cliff Richard on Brexit and speaking to himself – Cliff Richard shares his bizarre views about Brexit, losing friends, speaking to himself and liking being addressed by his title just as a cardboard cutout of him is nicked (thus causing “airport chaos”).

      Crackpot Cliff Cutout

      Cliff Richard shares his bizarre views about Brexit, losing friends, speaking to himself and liking being addressed by his title just as a cardboard cutout of him is nicked (thus c ...   Continue reading

    • Lowbrow Lizzie – Danny Cipriani to sue Lizzie Cundy’s publishers – Rugby star Danny Cipriani to sue ageing desperado WAG Lizzie Cundy’s publishers over her tawdry claims about bedding him.

      Lowbrow Lizzie

      Rugby star Danny Cipriani to sue ageing desperado WAG Lizzie Cundy’s publishers over her tawdry claims about bedding him There’s lowbrow and then there’s the country’s lead ...   Continue reading

    • A Trump Hole – Why was Melania Trump digging holes at the White House? In sharing images of herself digging a hole yesterday, Melania Trump gave rise to theories about what she was really upto.

      A Trump Hole

      In sharing images of herself digging a hole at the White House yesterday, Melania Trump gave rise to theories about what she was really upto Melania Trump isn’t known for her int ...   Continue reading

    • Eating for Elephants – Matthew Steeples hosts a dinner to raise funds for the International Fund for Animal Welfare’s elephant conservation work at Granger & Co. Chelsea on 30th September. Guests included Heather Bird Tchenguiz, James Dove, Anne England, Patrick Fullick, Enzina Fuschini, Alexis Parr, Melleney Samsudin, Matthew Singh, Navjot Singh and Angelo Valentino.

      Eating for Elephants

      Matthew Steeples hosts a dinner to raise funds for the International Fund for Animal Welfare’s elephant conservation work at Granger & Co. Chelsea On 30th September, The Stee ...   Continue reading

    • A Quid For A Pub – Mill Beach Pub, Essex vs. The Sportsman, Kent – Detached Essex pub put up for sale for less than the price of half a pint just as “Britain’s best pub” The Sportsman at Seasalter celebrates 20 years of success – £1 for the Mill Beach Pub, Goldhanger Road, Heybridge Basin, Maldon, Essex, CM9 4RA, United Kingdom through Sidney Phillips.

      A Quid For A Pub

      Detached Essex pub put up for sale for less than the price of half a pint just as “Britain’s best pub” celebrates 20 years of success The great British institution that is th ...   Continue reading

    • Wally of the Week – Tim Martin should be ashamed of his beer mats – JD Wetherspoon’s should be punished for spending nearly £100,000 on pro-Brexit beer mats at the behest of Tim Martin.

      Wally of the Week – Tim Martin

      JD Wetherspoon’s should be punished for spending nearly £100,000 on pro-Brexit beer mats at the behest of Tim Martin Tim Martin is an odious man and he’s also highly irritatin ...   Continue reading

    • Motoring Gin – £5.95 million for Newton House, Newton Surmaville, Yeovil, Somerset, BA20 2RX, United Kingdom through Knight Frank – Grade I listed Jacobean manor house on the Dorset-Somerset border for sale for the price of 170,000 bottles of gin; it comes with its own distillery and a car museum also.

      Motoring Gin

      Grade I listed Jacobean manor house on the Dorset-Somerset border for sale for the price of 170,000 bottles of gin; it comes with its own distillery and a private car museum also O ...   Continue reading

    • A Gingerly Roller – Ex-Edward VIII 1927 Rolls-Royce Phantom I Gurney Nutting Weymann type saloon originally owned by Edward VIII for sale; it comes with a bottle of Berry Bros. & Rudd’s The Kings Ginger. Offered by Richard Biddulph of Vintage & Prestige Classic Cars for £180,000 ($222,000, €202,000 or درهم816,000).

      A Gingerly Roller

      1927 Rolls-Royce Phantom I originally owned by Edward VIII for sale; it comes with a bottle of Berry Bros. & Rudd’s The Kings Ginger Richard Biddulph of Vintage & Prestig ...   Continue reading

    • Gaylord Gone – Gaylord restaurant closes permanently – Iconic Indian restaurant Gaylord permanently closes due to cockroach infestation. It was situated at 79-81 Mortimer Street, Fitzrovia, London, W1W 7SJ.

      Gaylord Gone

      Iconic “Fawlty Towers-esque” Indian restaurant Gaylord in Mortimer Street, W1 permanently closes due to cockroach infestation After being served with a hygiene emergency prohi ...   Continue reading

    • Anth’ Takes A Second Bite – Anthea Turner to marry policeman biter – Anthea Turner’s second wedding will forever be remembered for pictures of her biting into a Cadbury’s Flake; her third is going to be eternally linked to her fiancé’s policeman biting habit.

      Anth’ Takes A Second Bite

      Anthea Turner’s second wedding will forever be remembered for pictures of her biting into a Cadbury’s Flake; her third is going to be eternally linked to her fiancé’s police ...   Continue reading

    • Eating Over The Cliff – Sir Cliff Richard dines out despite losing a fortune – Sir Cliff Richard wins a phallic victory against the BBC and remains left out of pocket; elsewhere he went overboard with a menu.

      Eating Over The Cliff

      Sir Cliff Richard wins a phallic victory against the BBC and remains left out of pocket; elsewhere the condescening crooner went overboard with a menu that included three salmon di ...   Continue reading

    • A Planted Prat – Lewis Hamilton launches plant based diner Neat Burger – That Lewis Hamilton has chosen to open a “planet friendly” restaurant is surely a joke given his penchant for gas guzzlers.

      A Planted Prat

      That Lewis Hamilton has chosen to open a “planet friendly” restaurant is surely a joke given his penchant for gas guzzlers Lewis Hamilton is best known for going fast in gas gu ...   Continue reading

    • The Dirty Diplomat – The Diplomat Hotel, Chesham Street, Belgravia, SW1 – Belgravia hotel which counts racist Marie-Claire, Baroness von Alvensleben amongst its residents condemned for being utterly disgusting.

      The Dirty Diplomat

      Belgravia hotel which counts the helmet haired racist bigot Marie-Claire, Baroness von Alvensleben amongst its residents condemned for being utterly disgusting If you want sweetcor ...   Continue reading

    • Maxwell Moves On – Murky madam Ghislaine Maxwell spotted munching on a burger at an In-N-Out Burger fast food restaurant whilst reading a book about deaths linked to the CIA.

      Maxwell Moves On

      Murky madam Ghislaine Maxwell spotted munching on a burger whilst reading a book about deaths linked to the CIA Hiding out in the Cundy Street Flats in Belgravia didn’t work out ...   Continue reading

    • The Aisle Eater – Waitrose Belgravia invaded by aisle eating woman – Britain’s most upmarket supermarket gets a visit from a woman who likes to help herself and eat in the aisles (in the presence of the racist bigot Baroness von Alvensleben even).

      The Aisle Eater

      Britain’s most upmarket supermarket gets a visit from a woman who likes to help herself and eat in the aisles (in the presence of the racist bigot Marie-Claire, Baroness von Alve ...   Continue reading

    • Tiggers & Angels – Pretentious wines: Tignanello and Whispering Angel – New wine tribes identified as ‘Tiggers’ and ‘Angels’ reports Matthew Steeples; both are to be avoided at all costs.

      Tiggers & Angels

      New wine tribes identified as ‘Tiggers’ and ‘Angels’ reports Matthew Steeples; both are to be avoided at all costs (unless you are the modern day Boycie)   The label ‘Ti ...   Continue reading

    • Instagrammable Restaurants Around the World – New contributor James Greenwood on Instagrammable restaurants around the world.

      Instagrammable Restaurants Around the World

      New contributor James Greenstone on Instagrammable restaurants around the world Travel and food have become synonymous nowadays with enthusiasts wanting to experience gastronomic d ...   Continue reading

    • The Snottiest Restaurant in The World – Fleming by Le Bilboquet, 27 East 62nd Street, New York, NY 10065 – New York restaurant that Googles any wannabe diner to see if they are rich enough has to be the most snotty dining spot in the world.

      The Snottiest Restaurant in The World

      New York restaurant that Googles any wannabe diner to see if they are rich enough has to be the most snotty dining spot in the world Fleming by Le Bilboquet is a New York restauran ...   Continue reading

    • The Death of The Power Lunch – Closure of Four Seasons, New York – With the closure of New York’s Four Seasons, is the era of ‘the power lunch’ well and truly over both there and in Britain?

      The Death of The Power Lunch

      With the closure of New York’s Four Seasons, is the era of ‘the power lunch’ well and truly over both there and in Britain? In October 1979, Esquire coined a new phrase: ‘T ...   Continue reading

    • Hero of the Hour – Michael Portillo – A man who defeated Jack Monroe – In making ‘Gender X’ pest Jack Monroe admit she got it wrong over milkshaking, Michael Portillo proved himself a truly talented debater.

      Hero of the Hour – Michael Portillo

      In making ‘Gender X’ pest Jack Monroe admit she got it wrong over milkshaking, Michael Portillo proved himself a truly talented debater Jack Monroe is the kind of person who’ ...   Continue reading

    • Pitchforks at the Ready – Jean-Pierre Robinet vs. Knoydart locals – Owner of Britain’s remotest mainland pub, The Old Forge at Knoydart, goes to war with his very own locals – The Old Forge, Inverie, Knoydart, Mallaig, Scotland, United Kingdom, PH31 4PL

      Pitchforks at the Ready

      Owner of Britain’s remotest mainland pub, The Old Forge at Knoydart, goes to war with his very own locals  (who’ve set up their own rival in protest) British folk (and app ...   Continue reading

    • Five of the Best – The Royal Borough’s Best Restaurants – Matthew Steeples highlights five stalwart restaurants for your Rolodex in the Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea, SW1, SW3, SW5, SW7, SW10 – The Chelsea Corner, No. Fifty Cheyne, Giovanni Ristorante, Granger & Co. Chelsea, Riccardo’s

      Five of the Best – The Royal Borough’s Best Restaurants

      Matthew Steeples highlights five stalwart restaurants for your Rolodex in the Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea The Chelsea Corner 451 Fulham Road, London, SW10 9UZ; +44 (0 ...   Continue reading

    • Ice Cream Iris – Iris Apfel becomes an ambassador for Magnum – Nonagenarian Iris Apfel yet again proves herself to be a truly brilliant gem; we should all heed her life and enjoy life to the full.

      Ice Cream Iris

      Nonagenarian Iris Apfel yet again proves herself to be a truly brilliant gem; we should all heed her life and enjoy life to the full On Thursday, the brilliantly talented wildcard ...   Continue reading

    • Five of the Worst – London Bars and Restaurants – Matthew Steeples takes a look at where you might want to not go if you wish to avoid bad service, hygiene disasters and vile customers.

      Five of the Worst – London Bars and Restaurants

      Matthew Steeples takes a look at where you might want to not go if you wish to avoid bad service, hygiene disasters and vile customers Baglioni Hotel London – 60 Hyde Park Gate, ...   Continue reading

    • The Car’s The Bar – 2000 Rover Mini Cooper Sport owned by Jay Kay – Mini Cooper Sport nicknamed ‘Chuckles’ by singer-songwriter owner Jay Kay of Jamiroquai to be auctioned; it comes complete with a mini bar and a disco light.

      The Car’s The Bar

      Mini Cooper Sport nicknamed ‘Chuckles’ by owner Jay Kay to be auctioned; it comes complete with a mini bar and a disco light Described as “remarkable, funky [and] smile-a-mil ...   Continue reading

    • Barring Janet – Boycott Councillor Janet Evans and Janet’s Bar, SW7 – As Cllr Janet Evans blocks The Steeple Times, we expose this South Kensington bar owner as utterly ridiculous and quite contemptible.

      Barring Janet

      As “arrogant, bigot” Councillor Janet Evans blocks The Steeple Times, we expose this South Kensington bar owner as utterly ridiculous and quite possibly “the rudest bar owner ...   Continue reading

    • Picture of the Week – Bye Bye.. London, Kings Road, London, SW3 – That there is now a Kuwaiti restaurant called ‘Bye Bye.. London’ on the Kings Road about sums up how the rot truly has set in suggests Matthew Steeples

      Picture of the Week – Bye Bye.. London

      ...   Continue reading

    • The Madness of Michelin – Marco Pierre White bans the Michelin Guide – Marco Pierre White is right to ban the Michelin Guide from his restaurant; he and others should take similar action against TripAdvisor.

      The Madness of Michelin

      Marco Pierre White is right to ban the Michelin Guide from his restaurant; he and others should take similar action against TripAdvisor   News that Marco Pierre White has told ...   Continue reading

    • TIGing a Drunken Duchess – Meghan Markle should go into politics – The boozy bird the Duchess of Sussex and the newly formed The Independent Group have something in common; this “TIG moment” lover should become their leader

      TIGing a Drunken Duchess

      The boozy bird the Duchess of Sussex and the newly formed The Independent Group have something in common; this “TIG moment” lover should become their leader   The former M ...   Continue reading

    • Praise Be To Pret – Pret should be saluted for helping the homeless – Matthew Steeples salutes Pret for doing more than most to help homeless people get jobs and permanent accommodation; others and the government should follow suit

      Praise Be To Pret

      Matthew Steeples salutes Pret for doing more than most to help homeless people get jobs and permanent accommodation; others and the government should follow suit   Pret a Mang ...   Continue reading

    • Harridan Heather – That Heather Mills (McCartney) has returned to the public eye is nothing but awful; please could someone just send her to Siberia?

      Harridan Heather

      That Heather Mills has returned to the public eye is nothing but awful; please could someone just send her to Siberia?   When one thought the worst was over and one of Britain ...   Continue reading

    • Billing Against Brexit – As a restaurant popular with politicians adds anti-Brexit slogans to its bills, it must be highlighted that the hospitality industry is entirely dependent on immigrant workers.

      Billing Against Brexit

      As a restaurant popular with politicians adds anti-Brexit slogans to its bills, it must be highlighted that the hospitality industry is entirely dependent on immigrant workers &nbs ...   Continue reading

    • Supporting Giovanni – Giovanni restaurant, 6 Yeoman’s Row, SW3 2AH – Matthew Steeples criticises ‘Evening Standard’s’ Benedict Moore-Bridger for his unjustified attack on the Knightsbridge restaurant Giovanni.

      Supporting Giovanni

      Matthew Steeples criticises the ‘Evening Standard’s’ Benedict Moore-Bridger for his unjustified attack on the Knightsbridge restaurant Giovanni   Benedict Moore-Bridger ...   Continue reading

    • Proudly Proudlock – Restaurateur and Chelsea beacon Michael Proudlock dies – Co-owner of Foxtrot Oscar on Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, London, SW3

      Proudly Proudlock

      Restaurateur and Chelsea beacon Michael Proudlock dies   Michael Proudlock left this earth in a fashion befitting of a bon viveur. After a “lavish lunch” at PJ’s on Tues ...   Continue reading

    • Bingo! The best strategies to win at Bingo – New contributor Kirstian Stoynaov examines the best ways to play bingo and the strategies to follow.

      Bingo!

      New contributor Kirstian Stoynaov examines the best ways to play bingo and the strategies to follow Bingo is a game that is fun to play. The joy and excitement of it stems from its ...   Continue reading

    • Where’s Bernie? Why has Bernie Ecclestone disappeared into obscurity – Bernie Ecclestone has been remarkably absent since being branded a “cranky gargoyle” in September, so where is he?

      Where’s Bernie?

      Bernie Ecclestone has been remarkably absent since being branded a “cranky gargoyle” in September, so where is he? One would have expected to have seen Bernie Ecclestone gobbli ...   Continue reading

    • Casino Calamities – Gambling enthusiast Rik Snuiverink highlights some calamities caused by the rich and famous in casinos.

      Casino Calimities

      Gambling enthusiast Rik Snuiverink highlights some calamities caused by the rich and famous in casinos Everyone enjoys a night out at the casino from time-to-time. Regardless of th ...   Continue reading

    • Runners & Riders – Horse racing tips for Saturday 28th September 2019 – The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections at Newmarket and Market Rasen also.

      Runners & Riders – Newmarket, Saturday 28th September

      The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections at Newmarket and Market Rasen also Today, aside from racing at Haydock cancelled du ...   Continue reading

    • Calm Yourselves – Jockeys and Judges vs. Politicians on abuse – Angry politicians should learn from the stoicism of the jockey James Doyle and the judge Baroness Hale when it comes to handling abuse.

      Calm Yourselves

      Angry politicians should learn from the stoicism of the jockey James Doyle and the judge Baroness Hale when it comes to handling abuse suggests Matthew Steeples Whilst the British ...   Continue reading

    • Runners & Riders – Horse racing tips for Saturday 14th September 2019 – The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections for the Ayr Gold Cup Festival.

      Runners & Riders –Ayr Gold Cup Festival 2019

      The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections for the Ayr Gold Cup Festival Today, racing enthusiasts will delight in the feature ...   Continue reading

    • Shame on The Sun – The Sun should not have written about Ben Stokes – The Sun deserves to be condemned for their irrelevant ‘tell all’ about Ben Stokes’ family.

      Shame on The Sun

      The Sun deserves to be condemned for their irrelevant ‘tell all’ about Ben Stokes’ family as does the Daily Mail for not correcting their inaccurate stories about James Stunt ...   Continue reading

    • Runners & Riders – Horse racing tips for Saturday 14th September 2019 – The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections for today’s racing at the St Leger Festical at Doncaster.

      Runners & Riders – The St Leger 2019

      The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections for the St Leger Festival at Doncaster Today is a  bumper day of racing and it mar ...   Continue reading

    • The Best & Worst Roulette Strategies – Gambling enthusiast Rik Snuiverink ranks the most popular roulette strategies from best to worst. James Bond even gets a look in.

      The Best & Worst Roulette Strategies

      Gambling enthusiast Rik Snuiverink ranks the most popular roulette strategies from best to worst; James Bond even gets a look in Roulette is a game of chance, but applying strategi ...   Continue reading

    • The Priorities of Parliament – MPs dog show cancelled, do some work – As the annual dog show for MPs is cancelled, perhaps it is time MPs actually did something useful – put a stop to the chaos of Brexit.

      The Priorities of Parliament

      As the annual dog show for MPs is cancelled, perhaps it is time MPs actually did something useful instead – put a stop to the chaos of Brexit Diddums for expense loving, do nothi ...   Continue reading

    • Picture of the Week – Vanishing Vaz – Keith Vaz MP sign gets binned – Completing his disgrace, rent boy loving ex-Labour MP Keith Vaz’s ‘On Your Side’ sign is finally removed from his constituency office.

      Picture of the Week – Vanishing Vaz

      Completing his disgrace, rent boy loving ex-Labour MP Keith Vaz’s ‘On Your Side’ sign is finally removed from his constituency office On Monday, Karam Bharij, a member of the ...   Continue reading

    • Wally of the Week – In condemning wearing a poppy, the historian Dr. David Starkey has yet again shown himself to be nothing but a pompous ass.

      Wally of the Week – David Starkey

      In condemning wearing a poppy, the historian Dr. David Starkey has yet again shown himself to be nothing but a pompous ass Son of a cleaner and a washing machine factory foreman fr ...   Continue reading

    • Denting Dent Coad – Shame on Emma Dent Coad MP – Emma Dent Coad MP shown as and exposed as a pro-Brexit charlatan; we urge readers in Kensington to back Lib Dems instead.

      Denting Dent Coad

      Emma Dent Coad MP shown to be insensitive and exposed as a pro-Brexit charlatan; we urge readers in Kensington to back the Liberal Democrats instead The Member of Parliament for Ke ...   Continue reading

    • The Most Curious Jonathan King – You wouldn’t want his support – After the convicted paedophile Jonathan King endorsed Jeremy King last week, he’s gone on to condemn Brexit, laud ‘woman manhandler’ Mark Field and share all sorts of his other rather odd political views.

      The Most Curious Jonathan King

      After the convicted paedophile Jonathan King endorsed Jeremy Corbyn last week, he’s gone on to condemn Brexit, laud ‘woman manhandler’ Mark Field and share all sorts of his o ...   Continue reading

    • Wallies of the Week – Paul Dempsey and Victoria Parker – Whinging couple who were taken off a flight for being disruptive and drunk rightly get their compensation cancelled.

      Wallies of the Week – Paul Dempsey and Victoria Parker

      Whinging couple who were taken off a flight for being disruptive and drunk rightly get their compensation cancelled “Boozed-up” engineer Paul Dempsey and his hairdresser partne ...   Continue reading

    • Boris’ Ditch – Liars Boris Johnson, Mark Francois, Nigel Evans & Katie Hopkins – Boris Johnson, Mark Francois, Nigel Evans and Katie Hopkins yet again shown to be utter berks.

      Boris’ Ditch

      Boris Johnson, Mark Francois, Nigel Evans and Katie Hopkins yet again shown to be utter berks Today, a General Election will be announced. The date is yet to be confirmed, but give ...   Continue reading

    • All That’s Certain About Boris and Dave – Death, taxes and Boris Johnson find themselves united whilst the dust jacket of David Cameron’s ‘For The Record’ gets pilloried – There’s nothing certain in life other than death and taxes” becomes There’s nothing certain in life other than death, taxes and Boris Johnson losing votes.”

      All That’s Certain About Boris and Dave

      Death, taxes and Boris Johnson find themselves united whilst the dust jacket of David Cameron’s ‘For The Record’ gets a pillorying edit In 1789, Benjamin Franklin wrote: “I ...   Continue reading

    • Moron of the Moment – Andrea Jenkyns MP – In calling the legendary Steve Bray an “anti-democratic plonker” obstinate Brexiteer Andrea Jenkyns MP shows herself as a total prat.

      Moron of the Moment – Andrea Jenkyns MP

      In calling the legendary Steve Bray an “anti-democratic plonker” obstinate Brexiteer Andrea Jenkyns MP shows herself as a total prat When asked to name countries that trade sol ...   Continue reading

    • Making a Cameron Of It – Mocking David Cameron’s ‘For The Record’ – Booksellers and the public alike mock David Cameron’s ‘For The Record’ memoirs by placing it next to titles about failing and adding comments to its cover.

      Making a Cameron Of It

      Booksellers and the public alike mock David Cameron’s ‘For The Record’ memoirs by placing it next to titles about failing and adding comments to its cover David Cameron calle ...   Continue reading

    • Rock Off – Rescue Dogs Rock NYC is a shameful charity – Matthew Steeples slams Rescue Dogs Rock NYC for allowing the wife of the elephant slayer Eric Trump, Lara Yunaska Trump,to host its fundraiser with the associate of the alligator, bear, goat and sheep massacring horror Larysa Switlyk, Donald Trump Jr.’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle.

      Rock Off

      Matthew Steeples slams Rescue Dogs Rock NYC for allowing the wife of the elephant slayer Eric Trump to host its fundraiser Rescue Dogs Rock NYC plainly doesn’t care about anythin ...   Continue reading

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      Hero of the Hour – Bill Gates

      Bill Gates yet again proves himself to be wise and decent; in conversation at the Dealbook Conference he showed himself to be the polar opposite of the likes of Sir Richard Branson ...   Continue reading

    • Bollocks From Bernie – Bernie Ecclestone may think he can hoodwink the public; ‘The Steeple Times’ today tells the £1 billion tax demand payer otherwise – Petra Ecclestone, Sam Palmer, Jay Rutland, Tamara Ecclestone, Slavica Ecclestone, Fabiana Flosi.

      Bollocks From Bernie

      Bernie Ecclestone may think he can hoodwink the public; ‘The Steeple Times’ today tells the £1 billion tax demand payer otherwise The “cranky gargoyle” Bernie Ecclestone i ...   Continue reading

    • Branson’s Coffin – Sir Richard Branson gets buried at a pub in Kent – Sir Richard Branson’s woes continue to grow as an artist holds a ‘funeral’ for him in a pub in Sidcup, Kent.

      Branson’s Coffin

      Sir Richard Branson’s woes continue to grow as an artist holds a ‘funeral’ for him in a pub in Sidcup, Kent and his sister ends up with a dead body in her swimming pool The B ...   Continue reading

    • The Weirdness of Dame Vivienne Westwood DBE, RDI and Andreas Kronthaler – In ‘Westwood: Punk, Icon, Activist’ Vivienne Westwood proves herself to be nothing but a deranged hypocrite and fruit loop.

      The Weirdness of Westwood

      In ‘Westwood: Punk, Icon, Activist’ Vivienne Westwood proves herself to be nothing but a deranged hypocrite and fruit loop Dame Vivienne Westwood DBE, RDI is definitely an achi ...   Continue reading

    • Galactic Gall – Avoid Sir Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic flotation – Sir Richard Branson should be ashamed of himself for cashing in on Virgin Galactic’s flotation given the calamityit has already caused; investors would be advised to steer well clear.

      Galactic Gall

      Sir Richard Branson should be ashamed of himself for cashing in on Virgin Galactic’s flotation given the calamity it has already caused; investors would be advised to steer well ...   Continue reading

    • Murky Max – Max Clifford’s toxic legacy lives on – Max Clifford’s toxic legacy lives on in the form of his equally mucky daughter and her firm Borne Media.

      Murky Max

      Max Clifford’s toxic legacy lives on in the form of his equally mucky daughter and her firm Borne Media We all thought we’d heard the last of the thankfully dead compulsive lia ...   Continue reading

    • Where’s Ghislaine? Where’s Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell – Could Ghislaine Maxwell be living it up in the Cundy Street Flats in Belgravia, London, SW1 in the wake of the ‘suiciding’ of the billionaire paedophile Jeffrey Epstein?

      Where’s Ghislaine?

      Could ‘Good Time Ghislaine’ Maxwell be living it up in Belgravia in the wake of the ‘suiciding’ of the billionaire paedophile Jeffrey Epstein? It’s not: “Where’s Wall ...   Continue reading

    • Censored Stunt – James Stunt calls out those who try to censor his right to free speech and challenges his adversaries to man-up and face him.

      Censored Stunt

      James Stunt calls out those who try to censor his right to free speech and challenges his adversaries to man-up and face him Businessman James Stunt is someone not afraid to say wh ...   Continue reading

    • Green Bottoms – Sir Philip Green charged with assault in America – As Sir ‘Shifty’ Philip Green is charged with assault and his empire flounders, it is now time for him to be finally stripped of his title.

      Green Bottoms

      As Sir ‘Shifty’ Philip Green is charged with assault and his empire flounders, it is now time for him to be finally stripped of his title Alleged “bottom slapper” and “br ...   Continue reading

    • Downgrading Sir Shifty – Sir Philip and Lady Green’s downfall – We join those celebrating ‘Sir Shifty’ Philip Green’s impending downfall; this vulgar man and his beady-eyed wife truly deserve their fate.

      Downgrading Sir Shifty

      We join those celebrating ‘Sir Shifty’ Philip Green’s impending downfall; this vulgar man and his beady-eyed wife truly deserve their fate It hasn’t been a good week for Si ...   Continue reading

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