Matthew Steeples suggests that at a time when public resources are totally overstretched, that the Met Police are set to waste more money on the plainly pointless search for Madeleine McCann is an outrage
Let’s...
Diane Abbott’s policeman biting son is proof of her own inadequacies as a parent; this loopy Labour MP should get her own house in order before lecturing others
Diane Abbott is known for many things...
Lady Glenconner speaks sense amidst the media encouraging panic over the coronavirus outbreak in Britain
In today’s Guardian, Lady Glenconner, the former lady-in-waiting to the late Princess Margaret, spoke sense when she reacted to the...
Matthew Steeples suggests that both the press and the legal system have a lot to answer for in the wake of the death of Caroline Flack
The media created her and the media took her...
Matthew Steeples suggests the fuss about Phillip Schofield “coming out” as gay is nothing but a storm in a teacup
This week, “the silver soufflé” that is Phillip Schofield – someone who is little other...
Matthew Steeples joins those condemning the ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ and her under-the-thumb hubbie ‘Prince Halfwit’
Today is the Duchess of Cambridge’s birthday, so naturally – as she always just has to do – the...
Matthew Steeples suggests the reaction to Jolyon Maugham’s somewhat ill-thought tweet about killing a fox (whilst wearing a kimono) to be ludicrous at a time when thousands freeze on our streets
On Boxing Day, Jolyon...
Matthew Steeples reflects on the losing campaign he supported in the 2019 General Election and what will come next; here he gives ten outtakes from the result
This morning on Adam Boulton’s All Out Politics...
The inquest into the paedophile monster Max Clifford’s death in prison reveals that even whilst locked up he lived the high-life; those that enabled him in the clink have questions to answer
For the...
Matthew Steeples analyses ‘The Telegraph’s’ decline and laments its likely future in the land of bubblegum journalism and fluff
It’s Grim Up North was a 1991 single by The JAMs. It referenced the “drab,” the...
Matthew Steeples suggests Greta Thunberg to be well meaning but misguided; her approach to environmental issues and innovation is beyond over-simplistic
Sixteen year old ‘eco warrior’ and ‘school striker’ Greta Thunberg, on the surface, means...
Michael Bloomberg is the man who can beat Donald Trump and his likely entry into the race to become President is to be celebrated suggests Matthew Steeples
Michael Bloomberg KBE, 77, has money and business...
The Royal Court’s decision to ban theatregoers from bringing in single-use plastic bottles is utterly ludicrous suggests Matthew Steeples
The Royal Court Theatre on Sloane Square is a venerable institution. It is a place where...
‘The Steeple Times’s’ Matthew Steeples urges readers to join the Together for the Final Say People’s Vote March in London tomorrow
I’m not normally one for protest marches and generally find them to be annoying...
As dimwitted Dawn Ward publicist for animal charity backed by the Trumps brands us “fake news” she also suggests ‘The Steeple Times’ is short of news...
George Orwell once stated: “Journalism is printing what someone...
That Warner Brothers decided to use a song by the incarcerated paedophile Gary Glitter in their new film ‘Joker’ is utterly disgraceful suggests Matthew Steeples
“Public hate figure” Gary Glitter is a monster. There’s no...
The Duchess of Sussex’s decision to sue the Mail on Sunday is the wrong course of action; she ought to instead make peace with her family suggests Matthew Steeples
In deciding to sue the Mail...
Matthew Steeples analyses how the mess that is Boris Johnson Britain has engulfed any impartiality the right wing press had left
With The Telegraph even suggesting Boris Johnson resigning may be “his best option to...
Matthew Steeples condemns Westminster Council, landowners Grosvenor and others for doing little to nothing to help the homeless in Belgravia
Most days I go to Sainsbury’s in Elizabeth Street, Belgravia. This store, situated at what...
The royal family needs to wash its hands of its hangers on suggests Matthew Steeples
With even the staunchly royalist Daily Mail condemning Prince Andrew and his on-off ex-wife, Zara Tindall and the Duke and...
That the hypocrite Prince Harry and his tedious twerp of a wife have come to rely on Sir Elton John to defend them about sums up how ghastly they truly are suggests Matthew Steeples
Prince...
Matthew Steeples suggests Boris Johnson must face up to the fact that his majority is likely to disappear
Last night after the Lib Dems stormed to victory in Brecon & Radnorshire (with 44% of the...
Matthew Steeples suggests the Duchess of Sussex ought to give up any ambition to become a magazine editor
The Duchess of Sussex just cannot help herself. This mendacious meddler, in guest editing an edition of...
Apologies for the delay – The Steeple Times returns
You may have noticed we’ve not published anything for quite a while. Our most sincere apologies for this – but now, to misquote Arnold Schwarzenegger:...
In backing Boris Johnson as the candidate best able to “give Britain back its mojo” today, the Evening Standard lets down London suggests Matthew Steeples
London is a city that voted ‘remain’ in 2016 and...
That Jim Davidson has announced he doesn’t ever want to set foot in London again is something to be celebrated suggests Matthew Steeples
Sadiq Khan is undoubtedly an irritating prick of a man, but that...
The reaction to Jo Brand’s ill-placed ‘joke’ is somewhat overblown suggests Matthew Steeples; that she angered Nigel Farage is just brilliant
Jo Brand certainly put her foot in the proverbial in making jokes about battery...
Donald Trump defied his critics last night and behaved himself; his presence, however, is causing chaos and his meeting with Theresa May is just pointless
You have to give it to him: Donald Trump played...
Matthew Steeples suggests last night’s European Election results leads to only one conclusion as to how we can move forward
Last night, the Conservative Party suffered its worst defeat since 1832. It was no wonder...
Matthew Steeples suggests there should be no tears for Theresa May but instead for the Napoléon Bonaparte style calamity that now could follow
Today marks the 70th birthday of Jeremy Corbyn and it was, in...
As Brexit dominates our nation, we have have forgotten other pressing issues; we must sort this mess and then get back to normal business suggests Matthew Steeples
We live in a morally warped age. With...
Matthew Steeples asks: “What is the future for the Conservative Party?” given Theresa May has driven it towards complete wipeout
This morning, on Sky News’ Sophy Ridge on Sunday, Nigel Farage announced: “I cannot see...
