In sharing images of herself digging a hole at the White House yesterday, Melania Trump gave rise to theories about what she was really upto
Melania Trump isn’t known for her intellect, but in sharing...
Matthew Steeples hosts a dinner to raise funds for the International Fund for Animal Welfare’s elephant conservation work at Granger & Co. Chelsea
On 30th September, The Steeple Times’ Matthew Steeples and the International Fund...
Californian freak who wants to be president and changed his name to ‘Sexy Vegan’ exposed as a dog rapist
Hansel Marion DeBartolo III, a vile being who legally changed his name to ‘Sexy Vegan’ and...
Will Anthea Turner’s chum Lizzie Cundy be joining her to swing into action with a Cadbury’s Flake at her forthcoming nuptials?
Anthea Turner likes a chocolate bar. She particularly likes Cadbury’s Flakes and at...
One of the world’s highest paid actresses ludicrously asks for an electric mop on her wedding registry; this mucky madam plainly wants a role on “How Clean Is Your House?”
Self-declared “actress and philanthropist” Jennifer...
A selection of amusing and odd remarks from the media classes including ones from Benjamin Butterworth, Lady Colin Campbell, Gemma Collins, John Crace, Darren Grimes and Lindsay Lohan
Benjamin Butterworth
The journalist took to Twitter to...
‘Inglorious’ Gloria Hunniford yet again proves herself to be anything but the ‘national treasure’ she so often claims to be
There is something most unpleasant about Gloria Hunniford. Aside from her obsession with constantly leaping...
As Michael Barrymore is branded “hilarious” and a “novelty” as he makes his TV comeback, we suggest there is no “comic impact” about this at all; what is required instead is justice for the...
Self-obsessed ‘MeGain’ refers to herself an astonishing 38 times during a speech to launch her overpriced fashion line
The Duchess of Sussex is about one thing and that is herself. This former actress continues to...
Desperado Lizzie Cundy yet again proves she’ll do anything to get herself on the telly in calling the Duchess of Sussex “manipulative”
Media whore Lizzie Cundy, like her tediously trivial ‘bestie’ Anthea Turner, will do...
Matthew Steeples suggests Thomas Markle is right to call out his daughter’s antics for what they are: Ridiculous
‘MeGain’ (AKA The Duchess of Sussex) is allegedly jetting off to shores distant. Whilst many will be...
Ben Fogle yet again shows himself to be utterly off his merry rocker in blabbering on about ‘hopepunk’ and comparing himself to a Labrador suggests Matthew Steeples
‘Hopepunk’ has been embraced by Ben Fogle. I...
Creosoted creature Dawn Ward snapped in fetish gear after encouraging her poor child to have a boob job
Dimwitted Dawn Ward is at it again. This tasteless vulgarian – this time in the company of...
‘The Steeple Times’ obtains the Epstein-Maxwell contact book; it makes for very interesting reading
That Jeffrey Epstein knew just about everyone was widely known, but after seeing a copy of a 95-page address book that...
Bernie Ecclestone finally finds himself some ‘friends’; Prince Charles talks to plants, Bernie Ecclestone talks to pigeons
Most people consider city pigeons – but certainly not their country cousins, the wood pigeon – to be...
That three newspapers chose to run a story about ‘f**k, I used to be famous’ Anthea Turner finding a toyboy is proof that the ‘silly season’ is in full swing
You know the ‘silly season’...
Ghislaine Maxwell’s relationships with sexual deviants were not limited to just Jeffrey Epstein; she was previously linked to former MP Harvey ‘Whacko’ Proctor
It turns out that the former MP and convicted criminal Harvey Proctor...
That Prince Andrew decided to share his birthday with the diminutive skinflint Bernie Ecclestone shows the new low he has reached
‘Randy Andy’ has never been considered capable of carefulness in his choice of company,...
John Newton of ‘Amazing Grace’ fame was the world’s most accomplished swearer
In a most fascinating letter to The Times yesterday, Sister Hilda Mary Baumberg of St Michael’s Convent, Gerrards Cross revealed that the English...
Fulham window box stealer is made famous on Twitter
A pesky woman who made error of taking a window box from a house in Stephendale Road, Fulham, SW6 plainly didn’t know she was being caught...
Kensington Conservatives bin ivory loving Lady Borwick in favour of local socialite and Brexiteer ‘Flicka’ Buchan
Lady ‘Call Me Victoria’ Borwick was quite bad enough in that she did nothing for the homeless and supported...
Pavement pest Ambar Zohra is a young lady who needs a bar of soap in her mouth and her scooter confiscated
Ambar (not Amber) Zohra is someone with no manners and no grace. This big...
Soly Zadeh, an artist who disgracefully failed to honour his commitments to an animal conservation charity named and shamed
Soly Zadeh, an artist whose somewhat strange works appear on the Saatchi Art website, is someone...
Woman dressed in a set of curtains makes a prat of herself at Bibendum in South Kensington; Paris Hilton saunters in later holding hands with Caroline ‘#JustSaying’ Stanbury
We sadly live in an era of...
Twitter troll and all-round oddity Tariq Siddiqi loses £5 million case against Sherlock Holmes Limited and others
Late last month a case brought by Tariq Siddiqi alleging he had been “the target and victim of...
That Spencer Matthews was described on Sky News as a “royal relative” is just yet another example of shoddy journalism
We all make mistakes, but when journalists fall for PR peoples’ scams as easily as...
Wannabe politician (again) Lady Borwick shares a snap of herself with a onetime male escort to “mature ladies” Benjamin Duncan
It wasn’t ‘Victoria’s Secret’ for former Tory MP for Kensington Lady ‘Call Me Victoria’...
The pardoning of Lord Black by President Trump sums up the morally bankrupt hole that is now America
The pardoning of Lord Black by President Trump sums up the morally bankrupt hole that is now...
‘Beauty entrepreneur’ Sharmadean Reid proves herself to be a bit of a berk; she is another fine example of the “we love ourselves so terribly so” set
By the time you’ve finished reading this, like...
That the late Lord Toby Jug’s approach to politics make more sense than we’ve currently got says a lot about where we are now in Britain
Today, The Times published an insightful obituary about the...
‘Murky Mucky’ mucks up yet again; is there anything the Duchess of Sussex is capable of getting right?
With rumours about Prince William’s extra-curricular activities circulating in America (but barred – unless you’re Giles ‘quickly...
That a ‘Made in Chelsea’ twerp named ‘Toff’ has been spotted with a convicted criminal and ex-aide to Nigel Farage is nothing but telling
Two trashy Chelsea creeps have finally (allegedly) united. A Made in...
