Bentley S1 converted into “the world’s poshest pick-up” to be sold at auction; it was created for a “sperm obsessed” Aussie Earl
Described on PistonHeads.com as a “strange vehicle” and “the world’s poshest pick-up” by...
Businessman and harsher press regulation supporter Max Mosley spotted reading ‘Breaking News’ in South Kensington
On Monday, Max Mosley was spotted by an eagle eyed reader lunching at Bibendum in South Kensington.
Whilst enjoying his meal...
That Anthea Turner continues to behave as if she’s a teenage hottie is quite beyond preposterous
Divorcee Anthea Turner – or ‘F**k I used to be famous’ to her friends – is a woman incapable...
The Daily Mail’s reporting of Alexa Chung’s latest ‘launch’ was utterly cringeworthy; why is she considered to be newsworthy?
The Daily Mail just cannot help itself. For them, if Alexa Chung picked up a tea...
Matthew Steeples suggests that is wrong that the Duchess of Sussex is being treated as a victim; she chose her path and it is time she accepted that with being a public figure, criticism...
“Lotto lout” Michael Carroll’s reaction to becoming utterly broke will surprise
Howard Hughes once said: “Money can’t buy happiness” and then someone else later added: “Somehow it’s more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on...
The ‘modern day Mrs Simpson,’ the manic Duchess of Sussex’s, behaviour is becoming increasingly erratic; she needs to learn to control herself or she will indeed become a true laughing stock
As plain old Meghan...
A tribute to Clive Swift, better known as Richard Bucket in the classic sitcom ‘Keeping Up Appearances’
Some might say: “They don’t make television like they used to” but in the case of Keeping Up...
Ben Fogle and Judy Finnigan are our most worthy Wallies of the Week
Two of the most irritating people to inflict misery on our screens have yet again excelled themselves.
First, booze loving Judy Finnigan admitted...
Reality television ‘star’ and ex-girlfriend of acid thrower Ferne McCann caught hurling drinks at National Television Awards
Ferne McCann and chucking things seem to go together. First, the father of her child was deservedly jailed...
Rat-like party crasher David Pun puts in an appearance at the ‘Mayfair Times’ Awards at Claridge’s
Last night, at Claridge’s, blagger and ligger David Pun put in appearance for the Mayfair Times Awards 2019.
No doubt...
‘The Steeple Times’ highlights Knightsbridge’s worst nuisance neighbour; meet hotel and leisure fund manager Jochen Schaefer-Suren
Jochen Schaefer-Suren clearly is someone with a passion for harbouring a grudge and an individual prone to intimidating others.
Yesterday,...
Matthew Steeples celebrates the nicknames of Chelsea’s characters but regrets that the area itself is rapidly being stripped of the very character that made it so appealing
In Chelsea well-known barflies and lavish lunchers have...
With his marriage to the woman formerly known as Meghan Markle, Prince Harry has morphed into an utter bore
Prince Harry used to be a fun loving sort. He boozed, partied and enjoyed playing pranks....
The Steeple Times selects the best and worst people of the year past and the ones that’ll be missed
Today, as we wish our readers all the very best for the coming year, we announce...
Has ‘Tatler’ magazine lost the plot? They’ve named Princess Beatrice one of their “best dressed of the year”
Princess Beatrice is well-known for her fashion fails. From hideous hats to dowdy dresses, the daughter of...
Ferne McCann yet again shows herself to be nothing but a vile opportunist; she should be taken off our screens
Ferne McCann undoubtedly proved herself a horror in 2017. On the day Arthur Collins, her...
‘Mad Friday’ thankfully calmer than ever in Chelsea reports Matthew Steeples
Last year, as I walked across the Royal Borough in the evening of the day known as ‘Mad Friday’ or ‘Black Friday’ – the...
Petulant child Tom Harwood makes a nuisance of himself on ‘Politics Live’ after previously claiming he can singlehandedly defeat ISIS and making comparison of Brexit to using a condom
“Contraceptives should be used on every...
Charlie Casely-Hayford (“who?” may you ask) has to be the prat of the century
Old Harrovian and “most influential black in the UK” (according to Wikipedia) Charlie Caseley-Hayford (what a name, invented perchance?) is someone...
Sky News’ Lewis Goodall provides not one but two of the best tweets of the week
Sky News political correspondent Lewis Goodall – famous for going round during Theresa May’s disastrous General Election in a...
That Ben Fogle shared his views on “bathroom style” speaks volumes to where he is positioned in society
Yesterday, in The Sunday Times, television presenter Ben Fogle joined the likes of the poker faced interior...
Richard Madeley once again proves himself a complete prat in remarks about autism on ‘Good Morning Britain’
Richard Madeley isn’t a man, he’s simply a menace. Married to the old soak and famous boob flasher...
Richard Madeley once again proves himself a complete prat in remarks about autism on ‘Good Morning Britain’
Richard Madeley isn’t a man, he’s simply a menace. Married to the old soak and famous boob flasher...
David Pun arrested at a party in London
Last night in Mayfair, David Pun was arrested in full view of invited guests. Cuffed and taken to a police station, this renowned party crasher finally was...
Clangers overheard and snippets spotted by readers of ‘The Steeple Times’
Mobile Arabs
An Arab sat outside a shisha café on Brompton Road told her friend: “I lost my phone in Harrods today but I went...
The Duchess of Sussex attempts to morph into a modern day Mary Berry
Mary Berry is annoying enough but now, it seems, there could be a royal attempting to steal this pest’s thunder.
Yesterday at Kensington...
Actor Dudley Sutton – AKA ‘Lovejoy’s’ Tinker – passes away aged 85 shortly after giving an interview lauding the NHS
The talented actor and regular at the Chelsea Arts Club, Dudley Sutton sadly died yesterday...
Alexa Chung transitions from “fashion genius” to “fashion designer” and shares her views on Googling and airports; Matthew Steeples asks: “Who’d want to miss such important news?”
Is there nothing that the ‘Queen of Instagram’...
Racist Marie-Claire, ‘Baroness’ von Alvensleben spotted dashing for sparkling wine as she ‘works the room’ at chi-chi antiques fair
Last night at LAPADA, waiting to pounce on unsuspecting innocents complete with her trademark helmet hairstyle,...
