Rare 1938 Austin taxi to be auctioned; it is one of just four known to survive
On 29th March, the very day Theresa May taxis towards Brexit and triggers Article 50, H&H Classics will auction...
Chelsea locals bemoan the loss of their community gathering point
Last night at The Enterprise in Walton Street, a group of bereft locals gathered to hold a wake in honour of the demise of their...
That a convicted paedophile is able to avoid a jail sentence is an utter disgrace especially given pensioners get locked up for non-payment of TV licence fees; Old Etonian Andrew Picard shouldn’t be on...
Facebook page where Whitstable locals spend time moaning and arguing will have you in hysterics; welcome to an example of a modern day spouting place for ‘Busybody Britain’
You’ll likely have come across the Facebook...
Acid tongued food blogger Jack Monroe’s libel victory over right wing media personality Katie Hopkins represents a victory for only their lawyers
Katie Hopkins undoubtedly spouts a lot of hot air but that she lost...
Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway provides proof that she’s nothing but a slob and a woman who deserves to be sacked
Yesterday, ‘Queen of Alternative Facts’ and expert on the non-esixtent ‘Bowling Green Massacre’...
Woman whose boycott of TJ Maxx in support of the Trump family lasted all of thirty seconds is truly a pointless fool
Rachel Veazey, a woman whose Facebook page is filled with biblical quotes, was...
Caitlyn Jenner proves herself to be truly hypocritical; it is time this self-publicist were simply ignored
Caitlyn Jenner is a person with nothing else on her agenda other than keeping herself in the public eye....
Examples of the worst kind of ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers’ and the most irrelevant of stories
On Saturday, Glenn and Gwen Harper of Horden, County Durham shared their story with the world. The couple...
Champagne swiller Dawn Ward “at war” with one-time friend and fellow WAG and cast member of ‘The Real Housewives of Cheshire’ Leanne Brown
Yesterday, The Sun on Sunday reported that a favourite of all at...
Foul-mouthed Anglican cleric Philip Fowles should be truly ashamed of himself
Men of the church are generally thought of as polite, kind and sympathetic but in the Reverend Philip Fowles we’ve found an exception.
Conservative supporting...
Former MPs Sir Nicolas Winterton and his wife Ann are not worthy of a glowing set of memoirs – Instead, this pair of ghastly grabbers deserve all the criticism ever thrown at them
Excerpts from...
Society bible ‘Tatler’ is wrong to take issue with the word “ghastly”
Joanna Lumley once described the phrase “quality time” as “ghastly” and she was right. Mary Berry used the same word to describe reality...
Backstabber Michael Gove’s wife’s attack on Gina Miller confirms her for what she truly is – Sarah Vine is nothing but an OKA loving wally
In this morning’s Daily Mail, the wife of the traitorous,...
‘Catwoman’ Jocelyn Wildenstein puts her Trump World Tower apartment on the market after recent court appearance for “clawing” her boyfriend’s face
“No showings before 12pm” shouts the listing on realtor Douglas Elliman’s homepage and given...
Mariella Frostup heartlessly berates a woman married to an alcoholic
Mariella Frostrup was described as having “the sexiest female voice on TV” in 2008. She was born in Norway, is the daughter of an alcoholic...
Circumstances of George Michael’s death questioned by former friend Andros Georgiou
In 2012, George Michael’s “childhood friend” – this morning described by the Mail Online as his “cousin” – Andros Georgiou told The Sun: “The...
A 20-question interview with British actor and BIFA award winner James Floyd
The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?
“Be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less...
Clangers overheard and snippets spotted by readers of ‘The Steeple Times’
Get me a Krug!
At The Botanist on Sloane Square in London, a visiting Yorkshire lass told her assembled crew: “They do sell a prosecco...
The Evening Standard sinks to a new low with a list of the predictions for 2017 from a bunch of the “capital’s wisest visionaries”
The Evening Standard used to publish revealing stories and its weekly...
Etiquette know-all (know-nothing) William Hanson makes his second appearance of 2016 as a ‘Wally of the Week’
William Hanson is a man with a serious chip on his shoulder (and “a moist towelette in his...
Etiquette know-all (know-nothing) William Hanson makes his second appearance of 2016 as a ‘Wally of the Week’
William Hanson is a man with a serious chip on his shoulder (and “a moist towelette in his...
Kirstie Allsopp rightly stands up to motormouth Kay Burley
George Michael’s death was sad given he was plainly a talented musician and that he was taken too young and when the television presenter Kirstie Allsopp...
Meet a woman with a broken thighbone who thinks she can park wherever she wants; strangely she can get on her tight jeans and boots
The Daily Mail were plainly short on stories Thursday. At...
Donald Trump held a meeting with one of the few “celebrities” willing to be seen in his company
On Tuesday morning, at around 9am, Donald Trump met with the rapper Kanye West at Trump Tower...
‘Bride of Wildenstein’ got her claws out in New York; her boyfriend learns a lesson about playing with cats
Spanish writer Miguel de Cervantes once remarked: “Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be...
New series contrasting the ‘old’ and the ‘new’ begins with Sloane Rangers
Back in the late 1970s and early 1980s, Lady Diana Spencer used to drink at The Admiral Codrington whilst Sloanes named Perdita and...
Video of teenager climbing New York’s tallest landmarks is a must watch
Justin Casquejo is a teenager who is utterly fearless. The 18-year old from Weehawken, New Jersey was sentenced to 30 days of community...
Matthew Steeples alerts event hosts in London to Dr Nastro, Ian Thomas and their merry gang of party crashing cohorts
Last Wednesday, in London, around twenty gatecrashers arrived at a party I was co-hosting.
‘Invited’ by...
YouTube “star” has his ridiculous gold wrapped BMW smashed with a baseball bat during a photo shoot in New York whilst blocking traffic
Though he has 2.7 million subscribers to his feed on YouTube and...
Vivienne Westwood’s son pathetically burns £5 million of memorabilia as a protest; he should have given it to charity
Fans rightly reacted angrily when Dame Vivienne Westwood’s publicity loving son Joe Corré set fire to...
Clangers overheard and snippets spotted by readers of ‘The Steeple Times’
Missing the Phoenixes
In Pret South Kensington, several parents sat chatting whilst their noisy children ran riot. One father remarked: “We had to call the...
