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Revenge – Meghan Markle v Tom Bower 2022

Is Tom Bower’s latest tome ‘Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors’ actually going to be that revealing? Will it truly pull any punches or is it just a rehash of old news?

Bankrupt BJ – Shame On PM For Taking PJs

It is an outrage that BJ enjoyer Boris Johnson flew from Cornwall to London in a government private jet after a holiday with his family at a time when there are now more food banks than McDonald’s outlets in bankrupt Britain.

God & Ghislaine – Mucky Madam Maxwell Lauded As “A God”

As Ghislaine Maxwell is laughably lauded as “a God,” we examine the mucky madam’s previous references to those she perceived ‘higher beings’ including Prince Andrew and Paris Hilton.

Sweaty Nonce Conveniently Gets COVID-19

Isn’t it “convenient” that the “sweaty nonce” Prince Andrew has caught COVID-19? The fan of young ladies aged 19 and under does have something to celebrate – a song about him is rocketing up the charts.

A Pirate Prospers – Victory for Johnny Depp

‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star Johnny Depp’s victory was deserved; it is now time for Amber Heard to be dragged back to Britain to face perjury charges.

Goat Killers Gone! Mark’s Club Banish Sick Capreolus Club

As Mark’s Club claim they never even agreed to an event for the twisted twerp members of the goat slaying Capreolus Club, we delight in the fact that they’ve now removed promotion of their September shenanigans and celebrate the success of our Change.org petition.

Moron of the Moment 2022 – Michael Fabricant MP

That bleached blonde bisexual bore Michael Fabricant MP thinks it funny to make jokes about a Tory colleague accused of rape shows that he is nothing but a deranged, dimwitted dunce.

Moaning Mendacious Maxwell & The Mob

As grubby grabber Ghislaine Maxwell is moved out of solitary, her bashful brother moans about those leading “a lynch mob against” the clearly evil convicted sex trafficker.

The New Porn Parish Of RBKC – “Explicit Gay Porn” Actor Lloyd North Becomes Conservative Councillor

EXCLUSIVE – Matthew Steeples suggests the biggest story about last night’s local elections has been missed – the Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea now has a one-time “explicit gay porn” actor as a councillor, whether he is into “tractor porn” like ex-MP Neil Parish is unknown but today we condemn also his decision to share imagery of knives .

Campden Conservative Convict – Anna-Maria Galojan

That Conservatives in the Campden Ward of Kensington have appointed an ex-convict and ‘Playboy’ cover girl named Anna-Maria Galojan to their committee reflects what can only be termed a modern-day rotten borough.

Mendacious Moll Or Mucky Madam? Ghislaine Maxwell’s Apologists Ian Maxwell & Jay Beecher Whimper

Matthew Steeples reviews lickspittle Jay Beecher’s ‘interview’ with mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell’s brother Ian and finds nothing but a pair of guffawing goons for the “evil moll” who crazily believe 25% of the jury in her case “may have lied.”

A Profiteering Prat – Michael Barrymore

Michael Barrymore shows no contrition in the wake of the 21st anniversary of the rape-murder of Stuart Lubbock at his home and instead shamelessly returns to TikTok for yet more personal profiteering.

Moron of the Moment 2022 – Owen Jones

After being called out for bullying colleagues and showing a lack of professionalism, it is time for rent-a-gob Owen Jones to finally just pack it in; even tennis legend Martina Navratilova has weighed in to brand this maggot not a man “truly despicable.”

Perjury Pending?

Now she’s been denied a retrial after her conviction for sex trafficking, when will U.S. prosecutors announce whether they’ll definitely now drop Ghislaine Maxwell’s second trial for perjury?

Power, Privileges & Patsies

Why has not one single co-conspirator of Ghislaine Maxwell been arrested in the 82 days since her conviction? It is time for the other powerful and privileged participants in this rotten saga to answer for their crimes in the 99 days before the mucky madam is sent down.

P**s & Orf – Shame On P&O and Shame On Natalie Elphicke MP

As P&O is rightly slammed for its reprehensible Zoom sacking, ‘The Steeple Times’ interviews a sacked employee and joins those shouting “shame on you” at pain-in-the arse Natalie Elphicke MP.

Carrie On Up (The) Ukraine – Carrie Johnson & Russia

Matthew Steeples revisits the Prime Minister’s wife Carrie Johnson’s curious links to Russians, sexual exposes and hoaxers and suggests she’s definitely also living in a ‘Carry On Up (The) Ukraine’ style.

Putin’s Poisonous Prattlers – British Putin Apologists

As President Putin invades Ukraine, we highlight some of the worst apologists for Russia in Britain and what they’ve had to say about this tyrant and his rotten regime – amongst them Arron Banks, Bernie Ecclestone and Nigel Farage.

Vexatious Vicky, Dangerous Dan & Deranged Dershowitz

In giving “right snob” Lady Victoria Hervey airtime “deeply unpleasant” peddler of poison Dan Wootton brought new shame on GB News; elsewhere deranged “Devil’s Advocate” Alan Dershowitz’s rant about acknowledged victim of sex trafficking Virginia Giuffre just proves he’s onto yet another sticky wicket.

So, Prince Andrew, You’ve Been Publicly Shamed

As Prince Andrew becomes an ideal case study for Jon Ronson’s ‘So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed’ after his £12 million settlement with Virginia Giuffre, we ask: “Where next for this non-sweater and his spendaholic live-in ex-wife?”

Emperor Misinformation – “Let Them Eat Cheese”

Nikolay Kalinin on Boris Johnson’s refusal to apologise for the slur on Sir Keir Starmer about the paedophile Sir Jimmy Savile and his “let them eat cheese” attitude towards the public.

Word of the Week 2022 – Psittacism & Partygate

‘Psittacism’ is a word that perfectly sums up Boris Johnson’s government spineless repetitions telling the public to wait for the conclusions of the Met Police’s investigation into ‘Partygate.’

Carrie NOT On Regardless – Is The PM’s Wife About To Be Thrown Under The Bus?

Is overindulged prig Carrie Johnson about to be thrown under the bus along with her Abba loving groupies Henry Newman and Josh Grimstone? Is this the end of the road for ‘Carrie On Regardless’?

Who Exactly Does The Metropolitan Police Work For, Ma’am?

Led By Donkeys does it again with a “Who Exactly Does The Metropolitan Police Work For, Ma’am?” video meme that suggests Dame Cressida Dick works for Downing Street rather than British citizens.