Brexiteer Richard Tice MEP spotted buying discounted salmon at Waitrose Belgravia; What next? Chlorinated American chicken?
‘Celebrity Waitrose’ in Belgravia is somewhere you often see the regal royal Lady Helen Taylor casually pushing a shopping...
Liverpudlian Esther McVey MP offends the city of her birth by supporting ‘The Sun’
In Liverpool The Sun is banned. In this part of Britain the legacy of how that paper covered the Hillsborough disaster...
That Sarah, Duchess of York posed for pictures with a man accused of sexual offences at a time when her ex-husband’s links to dead padeophile Jeffrey Epstein are under scrutiny is shocking; that she...
New UKIP leader Dick Braine is deservedly mocked for his unfortunate name, but the reality is that he’s deranged and delusional
There are people with unfortunate names – an example being a petrol station manager...
Pavement pest Ambar Zohra just cannot help herself; that she encourages people to threaten others proves how ghastly this little madam truly is
Ambar Zohra got herself into trouble by smashing into a pensioner in...
Churchill’s grandson Sir Nicholas Soames shares wise words just as ‘The Telegraph ’bizarrely tips Ken Clarke as Britain’s next Prime Minister
It sadly won’t likely happen, but Sir Nicholas Soames ought to be our next...
Conservative RBKC councillor Matthew Palmer exposed as a rotter and hypocrite; he’s even caught campaigning for the Brexit Party
A tubby Tory councillor named Matthew Palmer is best known for having mouthed: “Do not let...
The Steeple Times urges readers to support the crowdfunding campaign to help the courageous journalist Carole Cadwalladr see off the nasty piece of work that is Arron Banks
This morning, Nigel Farage – after his...
Evil poachers who killed Poko the elephant have been caught and now face up to seven years in prison
Poko, one of four inseparable members of the bachelor herd of elephants in Kasangu National Park...
Stand-on scooters, whether manual or electric, should be banned; they are nothing but moving deathtraps
Stand-on scooters – whether electric or otherwise – should be banned. These devices are utter menaces in public spaces and...
March for Change attendees from Devon send a clear message to new Prime Minister Boris Johnson about his lies about kippers
Snapped at last Saturday’s March for Change, a couple attending as part of the...
Chelsea businesses take to naming and shaming local thieves
Two Chelsea businesses sick of thievery in and around their premises have taken the decision to warn others and shame those that have targeted them.
In Walton...
That a man was able to stowaway in the landing gear of a plane in Nairobi and then fall from it into a Clapham garden is tragic; it highlights airline security is pathetic
News last...
A judge with a sense of humour allowed a class A drug user to walk free on the basis he shouldn’t suffer any more than Michael GoveGetting Off Like Gove – Judge lets off...
Sir Max Hastings perfectly sums up the car crash of a man that is Boris Johnson; elsewhere the public say they wouldn’t buy a used car from the wannabe Conservative leader
In a quote widely...
‘Stop Brexit’ Steve Bray amusingly mocks Michael Gove’s bid to become leader of the Conservative Party; ‘Brexit’ is named ‘Children’s Year of the Word’
With the especially angry columnist Melanie Philips unsurprisingly rounding on Michael...
Pompous pillock Sir Christopher Meyer sticks his oar in over coronavirus and makes a most bigoted suggestion as to its origin in blaming travelling Chinese textile workers
Sir Christopher Meyer is someone who just cannot...
Property prices significantly down in Chelsea whilst ‘forced sales’ increase
With news that house prices have fallen 19% in the Royal Borough since 2014 comes yet more proof that Brexit has taken its toll on...
The Steeple Times echoes the Evening Standard and Gina Miller’s Remain United and urges voters to back the Liberal Democrats today
“We wish them well” said former Tory chancellor George Osborne’s Evening Standard of the...
As Lord Heseltine has the Conservative whip suspended, Tory MP Sir Nicholas Soames speaks utter sense in calling the action “bovine”
Prior to having the Conservative whip last night, Lord Heseltine stated: “ the sun...
‘Man of the Elite’ Nigel Farage yet again shown in his true colours; that the Brexit Party leader has lived in luxury in Chelsea is not ‘new news’ – we exposed such back in...
Wannabe Conservative leader James Brokenshire makes a prat of himself by allowing his wife to bleat on about her four ovens
James Brokenshire MP is the talk of kitchens throughout the land. With revelations that...
Guardsman Mathew Talbot shall be remembered for his dedication in his efforts to stop the illegal wildlife trade
“Proud Brummie” Mathew Talbot of the 1st Battalion, Coldstream Guards was someone who was described as being...
That Tony Robinson has quit Labour and branded its leadership “sh*t’ is proof that that party has sunk to a new low
“Baldrick, your head is as empty as a eunuch’s underpants” said Blackadder and...
That self-serving racist bigot Tommy Robinson has been attacked with milkshakes twice this week serves as poetic justice
Tommy Robinson – real name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon and also known as Paul Harris, Wayne King, Stephen Lennon...
Oligarch’s wife Lubov Chernukhin proves herself to be the most dimwitted person on the planet in paying £135,000 for dinner with the worst Prime Minister in history
Lubov Chernukhin must be the most bird brained...
Far right bigot Carl Benjamin simply shows UKIP in its true colours; he has and his kind are the ones that should be banished from Britain
UKIP MEP candidate Carl Benjamin (AKA ‘Sargon of Akkad’)...
Has the ‘F-word’ become acceptable or is it still taboo to utter it?
“I’m gonna say one thing: Fuck Trump… It’s no longer down with Trump, it’s fuck Trump!” announced Robert De Niro at the...
The only candidate ‘The Steeple Times’ can enthusiastically endorse in the European elections is Lord Buckethead
Whilst we wish ChangeUK – The Independent Group all the best, the only candidate The Steeple Times will be...
Ann Widdecombe’s decision to become a candidate for the Brexit Party yet again proves her simply to be nothing but nasty
The Right Honourable Ann Noreen Widdecombe PC, DSG is a woman who is just...
‘Brexiting’ has finally been defined (and no it’s not just about the relationship between Britain and the European Union)
In a post shared recently on his Instagram feed, actor Jake Silbermann provided what could be...
Far right Quran burning prat Frankie Rufolo has to be the least person worthy of election in Britain
A 19-year-old spotty brat named Frankie Ruffolo made headlines in Devon last week after an incident in...
