Public outrage over Prince Philip returning to the road is ridiculous suggests Matthew Steeples
Even the normally anti-PC Jeremy Clarkson has taken up the new popular cause of demanding Prince Philip be retired from the...
Diane Abbott proves herself to be nothing but a moaning menace (yet again)
Diane Abbott just cannot help herself. This dreadful harpy of a woman – whom it must be most excruciatingly be remembered once...
That Theresa May has resorted to dishing out doughnuts represents what a Dodo her deal truly is
Theresa May reportedly dished out doughnuts this morning as part of her desperate attempt to persuade MPs to...
Julian Assange achieves a new low by hanging out with a whack job Trump supporter who previously supported Black Lives Matters and Bernie Sanders
Julian Assange’s pathetically small ragbag of supporters are once again bleating...
Fiona Bruce shows herself to be a most worthy replacement for David Dimbleby on the BBC’s ‘Question Time’; we need more like her
Fiona Bruce and Philip Mould made for a brilliant double act on...
Russian born Max Hammet-Millay has benefitted from all the privileges of being welcomed to Britain; he now wants to pull up the drawbridge and joined the attack on Anna Soubry MP on Monday
In 2000,...
Lady ‘Call Me Victoria’ Borwick makes a fool of herself on the BBC’s ‘Big Question’ as it is revealed that the MP who managed to lose the safe seat of Kensington is ludicrously seeking...
Former granny escort boy and ‘Big Brother’ contestant Ben Duncan makes an utter twerp of himself (yet again); this supporter of the far right Traditional Britain Group is nothing but a berk
Yesterday, in a...
Should there be a blue plaque in honour of the controversial explorer Gertrude Bell in Cadogan Square in spite of the fact she did not actually “live” there?
Today, in The Guardian, arts correspondent Mark...
‘The Steeple Times’ wishes readers a very merry Christmas and hopes for better times in 2019
Without doubt, 2018 has been what Her Majesty The Queen would have called an “annus horribilis.” Aside from the...
Matthew Steeples suggests it is right that Michael Barrymore’s payout from the police is reduced from £2.4 million to a “nominal” sum and suggests ITV develops a moral compass in regard to helping him...
IFAW secure a ban on the sale of most items of ivory in the UK with the assistance of Michael Gove MP and ‘Fake or Fortune’s’ Philip Mould
Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.
Elephants...
Brexiteers in yellow vests shockingly take pride in blocking an ambulance from Guy’s and St Thomas’ hospital on Westminster Bridge
Yesterday, Leave.EU’s official Twitter account proudly shared a video of Brexiteers in yellow vests blocking...
Christian crooner Cliff Richard yet again gets given a platform to spin a yarn (or fifteen) on ‘Loose Women’ – how utterly gross
On Tuesday, Cliff Richard announced “he would rather ten sex offenders escape...
Veteran political heavyweight Melvyn Bragg lays into Brexit, David Cameron, Jeremy Corbyn and Sir James Dyson
In an interview in The House magazine, Lord Bragg spoke complete sense in condemning the madness of the current...
Theresa May comes under attack from all sides in Parliament as Speaker Bercow calls “mostly hardline Brexiteers”
On Wednesday in Parliament, the nigh on friendless glaring vicar’s daughter Theresa MaybeNOT attempted to persuade MPs that...
Cambridge Analytic and Arron Banks investigator Carole Cadwalladr interview turned into a must listen podcast
The fascinating and shocking investigation by journalist Carole Cadwalladr has been turned into a podcast.
Publishesd in The Guardian as part...
Matthew Steeples presents Theresa May for what she actually is: the modern day Lady Macbeth
Baked beans and Welsh whisky: It about sums the woman up. That woman? Theresa May.
This incompetent yet brighter than one...
That a Conservative MP is bringing a bill to force drivers who hit cats to go to the police at this time is quite ludicrous
Rehman Chisthi, the Conservative MP for Gillingham and Rainham, is...
The 100th anniversary of Armistice Day should be marked by remembering those that gave their lives and how lucky our generation truly is
It can be put very simply: Today, we will remember them.
#WeWillRememberThem #ArmisticeCentenary...
Harriet Harman proves herself to be the dimmest politician on the planet
Harriet Harman is nothing but a dimwit. Everyone already knew that but that this Labour politician now has claimed “the wave of stabbing...
Northern businessman offers £1 million to the Conservative Party (if they get rid of Theresa May)
Today, via The Steeple Times, a prominent Northern businessman and racehorse owner offers a gift of £1 million to...
Waitrose Belgravia respond to ‘The Steeple Times’s’ expose of their not selling Royal British Legion poppies and allow them into their store
After The Steeple Times reported on various high street retailers in Belgravia, Chelsea,...
The National Crime Agency’s investigation into and that Theresa May stopped a previous inquiry into Arron Banks’ activities is proof that he must now be properly questioned
Arron Banks looks like the kind of a...
Halloween is a ridiculous American nightmare suggests Matthew Steeples
Halloween is something that children might enjoy but in reality it’s just another excuse for greedy retailers like Waitrose to sell the great British public a...
The naming in Parliament of Sir Philip Green is anything but surprising; he deserves to be stripped of his knighthood
Named and shamed in Parliament by Lord Hain yesterday, Sir Philip Green’s woes are deservedly...
Boris Johnson pictured wheeling Theresa May around Chelsea in a wheel barrow whilst elsewhere the pair of them make themselves known in a phone box
Spotted in Chelsea on Sunday. No comment required.
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Felicity Kendal is quite right to criticise the stupidity of the #MeToo movement
A regular at the sadly now closed La Brasserie in South Kensington and a campaigner against the dreadful family wishing to evict...
Philip Hammond’s lost an “opportunity” with his speech to the Tory Party Conference but Jacob Rees-Mogg simply got snapped with a body snatcher
Yesterday in ‘Brum,’ Philip Hammond attempted to rouse the Conservative Party’s...
Bonkers Bindi Nicholls defends her paedophile father Rolf Harris and bizarrely declares “he’s no kiddy fiddler”
Rotten to his core paedophile Rolf Harris’ daughter Bindi Nicholls, the Daily Star on Sunday yesterday revealed, has herself...
Iain Duncan Smith, Peter Bone, Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg captured looking exasperated; an exact reflection on their beloved Brexit
Summing up the mood of the nation in relation to the blessed mess that is...
Boris Johnson’s timing of divorce announcement simply confirms that all he cares about is power; he is however the Michael Heseltine of our generation
In 2014, Boris Johnson claimed that “the public don’t care about...
