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Celebrating St George

It is time to make St George’s Day a public holiday   The Irish enjoy a national holiday for St Patrick’s Day and the Scottish celebrate St Andrew’s Day. Today, 23rd April, is St George’s Day...

Mr Gus Instinct on Oscar Pistorius

Mr Gus Instinct says: “Oscar Pistorius is a horror story for any parent”   Have you heard that there is a new disease? It’s called “Oscarpistosis” and can only be caught by girls but the symptoms...

Wallies of the Week: Republic.org.uk

Republic.org.uk are wrong to attack the travel arrangements of The Prince of Wales   In an image already shared by 1,280 on Facebook, a shameful organisation named the Republic Campaign attacked the travel arrangements of Prince Charles...

Bored off the Cliff

Cliff Richard bores on about gay rumours and rockstar wreckers   Sir Cliff Richard OBE is a man of mystery. Rumours about his sexuality and other areas of his life abound on the Internet and in...

Chaneling an Audi

Audi Q7 rammed through the window of Chanel’s Brompton Cross store   In the early hours of Good Friday, thieves rammed a stolen Audi Q7 through the window of Chanel’s store on Brompton Cross, SW3.   The Metropolitan...

Word of the Week: The etiquette of ‘F’

An examination of the ‘F’ word   “F**king amazing” is considered a compliment by the Chelsea chicks that chatter but “f**king cheat” is one that they find themselves often using to describe what’s gone wrong with...

An adult Disneyworld

Donna Leon’s portrait of Venice has telling similarities to our view about what Central London has become   In yesterday’s The Times, author Donna Leon was interviewed about her latest novel, By Its Cover. Born in...

Wally of the Week: Dr Sarah Wollaston MP

Member of Parliament Sarah Wollaston should resign   Our Wally of the Week is a Member of Parliament named Dr Sarah Wollaston. This maliciously reckless woman is amongst those responsible for having ensured our contributor Nigel...

A bash in Belgravia

Lexus smashes through railings in Chesham Place, SW1   In the wake of the recent Lamborghini crash in Sloane Street, this afternoon, a Lexus smashed into a street sign in Chesham Place, Belgravia before bouncing off...

Quote of the Week: Repaying the wronged

Nigel Evans is right to demand the CPS repay his legal expenses   Last Friday, contributor to The Steeple Times Nigel Evans was cleared of nine charges of sexual offences against seven men. Whilst these non-victims...

Liberally lax

Liberal Democrat Jeremy Browne declares his party pointless   Finally, in an interview with The Times, a Liberal Democrat realised what the nation has known for years and admitted that his party is pointless.     In the feature,...

Quote of the Week: Silencing Hopkins

Katie Hopkins chooses to remain silent about the death of Peaches Geldoff   The misunderstood motormouth who will say anything for a buck Katie Hopkins used her column in The Sun this week to announce that...

Money park London

Mr Gus Instinct says: “London’s become a rubbish dump for high net worths”   The expression ‘ransom strip’ has always been a dream hold in the world of property but nowadays that is exactly what has...

Word of the Week: Panjandrum

Words worth using   Our new weekly feature is a ‘Word of the Week’. Our first selection is “panjandrum”.     Defined as describing “a person who has or claims to have a great deal of authority or influence”,...

An event with an Aventador

Footage of a Lamborghini Aventador crashing in Sloane Street   On Sunday, a young turk crashed his Lamborghini Aventador into three vehicles in Sloane Street.   In footage, shared by the Shmee150 website, the £265,000 car crashes into...

Chelsea’s for servants

Estate agent announces that Chelsea is “where servants live”   The cast of Made in Chelsea better relocate. With the announcement by estate agents Beauchamp Estates that Chelsea “is a place where servants live”, this once...

Legalised Looting

True and Fair Campaign calls for an OFT investigation into the investment industry   On Tuesday, Gina and Alan Miller, founders of The True and Fair Campaign, hosted an event with Prospect Magazine on Savile Row...

Billing the kids

World’s richest man Bill Gates pledges not to spoil his children   Bill Gates is a man who found it hard to fit in. The geeks he grew up with came to resent him for betraying...

Video of the Week: I could not possibly comment

The original ‘House of Cards’ beats the new one hands down   Everyone is raving about Beau Willimon’s House of Cards yet most don’t know how great the performance of Ian Richardson in the original Andrew...

Hope for £10

Tickets for Hope Springs concert available for just £10   Tuesday’s Hope Springs concert at Cadogan Hall in Chelsea looks set to be a barnstormer of an event. With a whole array of performers and compered...

Video of the Week: Handling Piers

Chelsea Handler tells Piers Morgan why his show has been axed   The dead duck that is Piers Morgan is not having a great time of late. His CNN show has been scrapped and though Jeremy...

Hope Springs

Miller Philanthropy to host a charity concert at Cadogan Hall   On Tuesday 18th March, Miller Philanthropy is to host an evening of entertainment in aid of small charities at Chelsea’s Cadogan Hall.   The event, which is...

Flagging Venezuela

Flor Kent shows her solidarity with those seeking to highlight the brutality of the Venezuelan government   Yesterday at the InterContinental in Westminster, during filming for a feature for The Steeple Times, artist Flor Kent opted...

Picture of the Week: Skintland

A redrawn map of Scotland sums up the perils of independence   It’s always been our belief that the sum parts of the Union are worth more together than apart. Great Britain is great because of...

Expel Putin’s henchmen

Susannah Constantine calls for Putin’s henchmen to be expelled   Trinny and Susannah are best known for telling the nation’s women what to wear but today one half of this brilliant duo spoke sense when she...

Mr Gus Instinct on the Swiss

Mr Gus Instinct says: “Let’s salute the Swiss”   Yet again, Switzerland has fearlessly shown the way on another issue involving its own borders. Following their tradition to remain firmly neutral unless they need to act...

Eurosmash

What’s so special about the titled classes?   We’ve previously separately featured two women who gained titles because of whom they happened to end up married to. They are the sorts that now enjoy using these...

Picture of the Week: The lights aren’t on and no one’s home

“Home-ageddon” hits London   Sent in by reader and photographer John Stoddart, our Picture of the Week is of a page from the Evening Standard. It sums up what’s become of Central London perfectly.   Taken from an...

The myths of LFW

Noelle Reno shares the truth about London Fashion Week   All myths in fashion boil down to one fact: no one has money. Retailers have money, the media has money. However a majority of designers, models,...

Chaneling the VAT in Chelsea

Another pair of Chelsea fraudsters bite the dust   The Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea, as we’ve repeatedly pointed out, attracts criminals and the case of the latest dodgy pair to come to our attention...

Marching with Harry

Prince Harry makes his debut at Goodwood Motor Circuit   Today, Saturday 15th February, Prince Harry took part in a track day at Goodwood Motor Circuit run by the Royal Foundation Endeavour Fund.   Prince Harry completed a...

Mr Gus Instinct on Twitter

Twitter in 140 characters… (well almost…)   Twitter: Human beings showing sheep like behaviour and asking for drivel rather than information. Then the Twitterati actually went over the cliff when they bought shares in a company...