All-round plonker Phillip Schofield’s wine range condemned as “only fit for the bin” and “no more palatable than fizzy Ribena;” it looks like his “sh*tty offering” might go the same way as that sold by Sir Cliff Richard.
Restaurant critic Tom Parker-Bowles does a ‘Brenda from Bristol’ in suggesting Health Secretary Matt Hancock’s telly box appearances “drive him mad” whilst chatting to William Sitwell on his Instagram TV show ‘Biting Talk’
Dutch scientist Professor Eric Claassen confirms a beer a day “would be very good for you” and suggests drinking such protects against insomnia, dementia and obesity.
More Matters Marmalade – Part V – Guardian readers on marmalade – Letter penning ‘Guardian’ readers return to their favourite subject – marmalade. This time marmalade and tights.
Rocker Liam Gallagher speaks the most sense on how to survive the coronavirus lockdown in thanking alcohol
Rock stars aren’t meant to drink kale juice and herbal tea. That’s a fact, but in an interview...
Prolific party pest David Pun spotted wandering in Waterloo having a coronavirus canapé crisis
Spare a thought for David Pun, a deviant, degenerate door list dodger who has most certainly lost out more than most...
With neighbours putting gin and tonics on each other’s doorsteps during the COVID-19 lockdown, we select the most amusing quotes about this fine spirit
In a letter, published in The Telegraph on Tuesday, one Madeline...
Charlie Gray of ‘Ask Charlie’ shares her thoughts how to perfect a lockdown afternoon tea and her recipe for lavender scones
During these extraordinary times, I have gone back to one of my favourite pleasures...
Jonathan Downey, owner of London’s Milk & Honey bar, takes to social media to share news he won’t be reopening without a rent holiday; it is likely he is set to head a wave...
As out of his skull Michael Barrymore yet again makes an utter prat of himself on Instagram, we remind him to stop “destroying” games and instead help get justice for Stuart Lubbock, the man...
Coronavirus has proved a double blow to restaurateur Keith McNally: First he got the virus himself and now his original restaurant has closed permanently due to it
Currently recovering from coronavirus himself, restaurateur Keith McNally...
Boisdale prepares for celebration of ‘Victory Over CV19’ with the launch of fourteen ‘war bonds’ to be redeemed when gastronomes can again gather
With outposts in Belgravia, Bishopsgate, Canary Wharf and Mayfair, Boisdale is...
Refugee turned “one-man vodka band” Pleurat Shabani shares a message of positivity (and a reminder that we’ll all be having a martini or three together again soon)
Having escaped the civil war in Croatia, Kosovo...
Chelsea favourite No. Fifty Cheyne is now offering its Sunday lunch menu “in the comfort of your own home… with only very little further cooking needed”
For those stranded in Chelsea and its environs during...
Nonagenarian from Stockport beats coronavirus by eating marmalade sandwiches; she’s previously survived a bomb and likes biscuits also
Like Guardian readers, we at The Steeple Times love marmalade and we especially enjoy marmalade with lots...
As some ‘Guardian’ readers attempt to move on from marmalade, others demand the “marmalade saga” is allowed to continue on the letters pages
Readers of the Guardian have been banging on about marmalade now for...
Riccardo’s restaurant in Chelsea leads the way in showing community mindedness during the coronavirus outbreak
Across the land small businesses are doing their bit for their communities and a case in point in Chelsea comes...
Good Samaritan paying for villagers of Denchworth, Oxfordshire to have fish and chips once per week during the coronavirus lockdown deserves to be saluted
For the next three months every Friday, the 171 residents of...
‘Guardian’ readers continue their debate about marmalade (and reference how they’re interacting with it during coronavirus)
In Tuesday’s letter pages in the Guardian, one Catriona Todd penned a missive about the marmalade she’s been creating...
As coronavirus panic buying hits supermarkets, Tesco show they’ve lost the plot when it comes to pricing Birds Eye fish fingers
Tesco operates by the mantra that “Every Little Helps,” but at a time when...
Angry man sends bizarre letter to local newspaper to complain about the design of corned beef tins
There are people with too much time on their hands and then there’s Daniel Farrington of Poplar Avenue,...
‘Guardian’ readers continue their debate about marmalade (and get rather het up about the variety made with grapefruit)
We thought they’d finished with this particular topic, but it seems Guardian readers just can’t get enough...
In spite of being popular with the media classes as a meat of choice, Matthew Steeples asks: ‘Why don’t supermarkets sell rabbit?’
Last week in The Times, I came across a recipe for rabbit pie....
That Prince Andrew decided to share his birthday with the diminutive skinflint Bernie Ecclestone shows the new low he has reached
‘Randy Andy’ has never been considered capable of carefulness in his choice of company,...
“The Lovely Debbie McGee” hits a new low in appearing in adverts for a crappy kitchen makeover company (with captions across her cleavage)
The late Caroline Aherne (AKA Mrs Merton) made an utter fool of...
Moaning granny complains to local newspaper about being treated like “trailer trash” after being “forced” to eat chips in the rain
Joanne Leaman – a chav-like woman resembling something like Vicky Pollard from Little Britain...
